Glee
“Glee” imagines life beyond senior year
The third season debut of Fox's musical comedy series sows the seeds of an exit strategy
The song remains the same: (L to R) Brad Ellis, Matthew Morrison and Lea Michele. Oh, “Glee,” why can’t I quit you?
The season premiere of Fox’s comedy/drama/musical series — aka the most infuriating show on TV — had me wondering. It wasn’t mind-bogglingly bad, as “Glee” so often is, nor was it genuinely inventive and passionate, as the series also often is. It was just … How to put this? Is there an emoticon signifying a weary sigh leavened by the faint stirrings of hope? There isn’t? Bummer.
It’s a new school year. All the familiar faces are back, except for sinewy blond Sam Evans, who was last seen threatening to add some much-needed pep to the series by dating the plus-size African-American Mercedes. In a throwaway bit, we learn that Sam “moved away” over the summer, and now Mercedes has a plus-size African-American boyfriend. (Too bad; a relationship between Sam and Mercedes would have been groundbreaking for all sorts of reasons.) Will Schuester is back to teaching music at McKinley High after giving up on his dream of being a Broadway star (the fellow who replaced him won a Tony) and is trying to recruit new glee club members via the Purple Piano Project. The latter places a bunch of donated upright pianos (painted by Will) throughout the school, the better to encourage the teens to show off their talent by bursting into song. (They needed so much help doing that. Good going, Will!)
The daughter of the rich guy who donated the pianos shows up to audition for glee club. She’s awful. She’s also an entitled little snot who thinks she can say the most hateful things without fear of retribution because she’s been diagnosed with Asperger syndrome. She’s a great character, and I hope we haven’t seen the last of her.
Most of this episode revolved around Kurt and Rachel fretting over their college prospects and Sue Sylvester running for a death-vacated congressional seat by pledging to introduce legislation that would eliminate arts programs from Ohio public schools. “I thought people wanted a candidate who was for something — that’s why I took that pro-deportation stance,” she says. “But the people are angry. They want a candidate who’s against something.” As always, Sue is plotting to sabotage glee club and prevent the team from making it to nationals. (Coach Beiste tells Will that a win at nationals equals 10 more years of survival for the club, guaranteed.) To thwart Will’s recruitment plan, Sue endorses a sustained campaign of sabotage carried out by three Cheerios. The first incident occurs during a lunchtime performance by Kurt’s boyfriend Blaine, a former prep schooler who’s now a student at McKinley; he performs a bouncy rendition of “It’s Not Unusual” that ends with the purple piano exploding in flame, courtesy of a couple of cups of lighter fluid and a cigarette tossed by Quinn, who has dyed her hair pink and remade herself as a charter member of a heretofore unseen clique, the Skanks.
Also, Will and Emma are apparently, officially together and seriously playing house. Their relationship seems peaceful, loving and mutually supportive. To quote my 14-year-old daughter, “I’m already bored with this relationship.”
If this were the kind of show where one complained about plausibility, I’d gripe about Sue being allowed to keep her job as a local TV commentator while actively running for congress (which under the Equal Time Rule would force her employers to offer free airtime to any rival candidate who requested it), or the idea that the fiery destruction of a piano at a public high school wouldn’t shut the place down and become a national media scandal. But this is not the kind of show where you worry about such things. It’s the kind where Sue can plan to have her cheerleaders fired out of a cannon the size of one of the guns of Navarone without any of the Cheerios squealing, or anyone from the administration or the local media finding out. You just accept the outlandishness as part of the show’s overall aura of cheerful lunacy. “Glee” is set in the “real” world, but it’s essentially a fantasy — not unlike NBC’s “Community,” which is set at a community college but might as well be taking place in a lunar colony owned and operated by the Marx Brothers.
The most important thing is that the series honors its own internal logic — which on “Glee” is almost entirely emotional — and that the various plot threads ultimately lead somewhere interesting. This already looks to be a throw-stuff-against-the-wall-and-see-if-anything-sticks sort of season. But that’s not a deal breaker. Last season was like that, too; so was the abbreviated Season 1. “Glee” is just that kind of show — one that mixes carefully cultivated, often transcendentally beautiful moments with seemingly random bits.
The most intriguing thing about last night’s season premiere was that if you paid attention to the subplots, you saw that showrunners Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan and Brad Falchuk are already thinking about their exit strategy — as well they should, considering high school only lasts four years and these kids aren’t getting any younger.
The most successful and affecting subplot was Rachel and Kurt’s visit to that New York college recruitment event, where they witnessed a staggeringly polished group of fellow Ohioans performing a medley of show tunes and realized not only are they not the best musical theater performers in the country, they’re not even the best in Ohio. “What if we’re not good enough to make it?” Kurt asked Rachel afterward, sitting in her car while a rainstorm cried for both of them. (Such a melodrama, this series!) In the end, of course, they both rallied and resolved to do their best — which in Kurt and Rachel’s case is formidable.
But in the end, the episode’s most intriguing development wasn’t Kurt’s climactic declaration that he’s going to run for student body president (though I’m looking forward to that). It was the revelation that new characters such as the Aspergers’ exploiter and the eccentric, funny, super-talented kids who performed the medley could hold my attention as strongly as the original cast of “Glee.”
If Murphy, Brennan and Falchuk are clever enough, they could start integrating new freshmen and sophomores into the existing cast, and make them so lively and distinctive that when the founding characters graduate — as they eventually must — we won’t think that “Glee” is overstaying its welcome by continuing to produce new episodes.
Do a “Glee” star’s photos glamorize domestic abuse?
A series of controversial images ignites debate over the line between art and exploitation
How do you photograph a beautiful blonde? Put her in a pretty dress and high heels, of course. If you’re Los Angeles lensman Tyler Shields, and the lady in question is “Glee” star Heather Morris, you might want to add “some magic, irons, and bruises.” Then, just wait for the controversy to erupt.
Last week, Shields posted a new series of photos he’d shot of a primly ponytailed Morris on his website, along with the note that “Even Barbie bruises.” In the pictures, the doll-like beauty appears made up with a whopper of a black eye, gets tied up with the electrical cord of an iron, lounges playfully on an ironing board and, in one shot, turns the tables and brandishes the appliance at the crotch of the photographer himself. It’s certainly a far cry from the usual hot chick in her underwear tableaux you might expect from a shoot featuring one of the stars of a hit TV show. But does it make abuse look sexy?
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Mary Elizabeth Williams is a staff writer for Salon and the author of "Gimme Shelter: My Three Years Searching for the American Dream." Follow her on Twitter: @embeedub. More Mary Elizabeth Williams.
Five pop culture items we missed
Today's catch: "Glee's" graduating class, an oral history of "Friday Night Lights," and turning a highway into art
1. Not-so-”Gleeful” news of the day: Chris Colfer, Lea Michele and Corey Monteith won’t be returning for a fourth season of “Glee.” Ostensibly, they’d be graduating, right? What, did everyone else fail high school?
2. S’Paz of the day: “Empire Boardwalk’s” Paz de la Huerta got more than a slap on the wrist for her bar brawl back in April. Though prosecutors were going to let her off on the condition she enter an alcohol treatment program and do a couple of days of community service, Judge Diana Boyar said Paz had to be evaluated by a rehab facility before she signed off on the deal.
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New Directions with “Glee” cast
A lead is demoted to a guest-star position, while two other series regulars find full-time employment on Fox's hit
Which Gleek won't be going in a New Direction? Looks like Mercedes and Sam won’t be having that love affair after all: “Glee” actor Chord Overstreet’s position has been cut from the third season after only one semester at McKinley High. But it’s not all terrible news … Deadline Hollywood has it from sources that his character Sam may be coming back as a guest star. In his place, two other roles will be promoted to full time: Darren Criss as Kurt’s Warblers boyfriend, Blaine, and Harry Shum Jr. as Tina’s boyfriend, Mike Chang.
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Pop Torn: 10 pieces of cultural ambivalence
This week we're on the fence about: James Blunt's Auschwitz joke, Kathleen Hanna hating on Gaga and more Muppets
Clockwise, top left: James Blunt, Steve-O (Photo by Will Fresch), Megan Fox from "Transformers," Corey Montieth (Photo by Kristin Dos Santos) While this may seem like the week of awkwardness and homophobia (sadly, it’s also Pride Week), we can’t forget about all the great Holocaust and Hitler references used by celebs recently, or the surge in rehab stories following Ryan Dunn’s death. Great job, everyone.
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“Glee” gets the write around
The third season of Fox's hit show will be the first one to actually include a roomful of writers. Why?
"Glee" gets some fresh blood. It’s been over two years, and “Glee” is doing pretty well for itself. The first season of the show was nominated for 19 Emmys and four Golden Globes, and breakout stars Chris Colfer and Jane Lynch won two more Globes for the show this year, alongside its award for best television series.
So if it’s not broke, why fix it? That’s the question that came to mind when it was announced that “Glee” would be getting a writing staff for the first time next season outside the original trio of co-creators and executive producers Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk and Ian Brennan. The new staff will include the comic book scribe who rewrote “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark,” Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, as well as “Buffy”/”Angel” vet Marti Noxon and Christopher Guest contributor Michael Hitchcock. Co-producing the show will now be a four-person job, with “Chuck’s” Allison Adler added to the mix.
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