Helen Thomas

The Helen Thomas smackdown

Veteran White House press corps reporter lays into Scott McLellan on domestic spying.

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Even after a dust-up last summer regarding how infrequently President Bush calls on the women who make up approximately a quarter of the White House press corps, there’s one broad it’s always been impossible to ignore: Helen Thomas.

During yesterday’s press conference, the legendary Thomas, who’s been covering the White House since 1961, decided to drive press secretary Scott McClellan absolutely batty by giving him a piece of her mind — along with a civics and history lesson — on the illegality of domestic wiretapping.

Crooks and Liars has a transcript and video of the exchange that is really worth checking out.

The best is hearing how discombobulated McClellan becomes at the mention of N-I-X-O-N. When Thomas casually tosses off the observation, “You know what happened to Nixon when he broke the law,” McClellan gets all freaked out, telling her, “This is a completely different circumstance and you know that.” He then tries to head her off by calling on another reporter, but is so ruffled that he cuts that reporter off to scold Thomas more, returns to the second guy, and then cuts him off again to get in a final dig at Thomas.

Amazing, though, how his desire to have the last word just makes him look all the more panicked and defensive. And amazing how fun it is to hear a reporter get over the niceties of the press conference format and give an old-fashioned lecture.

Jessica at Feministing is also big on not observing the niceties, and sums up the exchange this way: “Helen Thomas Rocks My Fucking World.”

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The president’s accountability moment

Two years ago, the White House said that "the president knows" that Karl Rove wasn't involved in the Valerie Plame leak. Now Bush says he doesn't know all the facts. Why not?

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George W. Bush was asked a question about the Valerie Plame case this morning, and rather than ignoring it — as he has done before — he actually said words in response. The words didn’t answer the question, exactly, and sometimes they didn’t even make much sense. (“The best place for the facts to be done,” the president said, “is by somebody who’s spending time investigating it.”) But there was something remarkable buried in the president’s remarks, and we’re not talking here about his bar-raising, goalpost-moving flip-flop on whether he’d fire anyone involved in the leak.

No, what struck us as most remarkable — most inexplicable — is the admission of ignorance from a president who usually seems entirely sure of himself even when he’s demonstrably wrong. When it comes to the Plame case, Bush said, “I don’t know all the facts.”

Assuming for a moment that the president is telling the truth, we’ve got a one-word follow-up question to ask.

Why?

Bush says he wants to know the facts about the case. And time was, he seemed to think that he did. Scott McClellan has said “I speak for the president” so many times over the last couple of years that Bush surely would have stopped him if he disagreed. And yet there was McClellan, on Sept. 29, 2003, saying that “the president knows” that Karl Rove wasn’t involved in the Plame leak. McClellan wouldn’t say how the president knew, but he said that the president was aware that he was saying that the president knew. “He’s aware of what I’ve said, that there is simply no truth to that suggestion,” McClellan said. The president spoke about the case the next day in Chicago. If he disagreed with McClellan’s characterization of his knowledge then, he had every opportunity to say so. He didn’t.

So we take it back. It turns out that we have two follow-up questions for the president: First, why don’t you know all the facts about the Plame case yet? And second, how is it that you used to know all of the facts — or at least enough of them to “know” that Rove wasn’t involved — but that you don’t know all the facts anymore?

We know what the White House will say. There’s an ongoing investigation, the special prosecutor is handling this, we don’t want to prejudice the investigation, etc. But the fact is, we shouldn’t have to wait until Patrick Fitzgerald finishes his job before the president starts doing his. It seems to us that the president would want to know right now whether the people who work for him can be trusted with the kind of classified information whose release could compromise national security and get people killed. The president has the power to collect that information himself. As McClellan acknowledged today, members of the White House staff serve at the pleasure of the president. If Bush wants to know what Karl Rove or Scooter Libby or Scott McClellan or Ari Fleischer did with respect to the Plame case, he has every right to call them into the Oval Office and say, “Tell me the truth or you’re out the door.”

Has he done that yet? The White House wouldn’t say back in 2003 — “I’m not going to get into conversations that the president has with advisors or staff or anything of that nature,” McClellan said in that Sept. 29, 2003, briefing — but now it appears that the answer is no. When the question came up at today’s White House press briefing, McClellan engaged in a war of words with Helen Thomas before offering what sounded like a concession that Bush has not, in fact, taken the simple step of asking Rove to tell him what he did.

“What is his problem?” Thomas began. “Two years, and he can’t call Rove in and find out what the hell is going on? I mean, why is it so difficult to find out the facts? It costs thousands, millions of dollars, two years; it tied up how many lawyers? All he’s got to do is call him in.”

McClellan’s non-response response: “You just heard from the president. He said he doesn’t know all the facts. I don’t know all the facts … We want to know what the facts are.”

The follow-up: “Why doesn’t he ask [Rove]?”

“I’ll tell you why — because there’s an investigation that is continuing at this point,” McClellan said, “and the appropriate people to handle these issues are the ones who are overseeing that investigation. There is a special prosecutor that has been appointed. And it’s important that we let all the facts come out. And then at that point, we’ll be glad to talk about it, but we shouldn’t be getting into … prejudging the outcome.”

No, maybe we shouldn’t, except of course that the White House already has. Two years ago, Bush let McClellan summon up all the public relations power of the White House press office to proclaim that “the president knows” that Karl Rove is innocent. Today, the president says he doesn’t know all the facts.

Why won’t Bush just ask the people who could tell him? Maybe he doesn’t want to know what the answers are. Maybe he thinks it’s better to postpone any revelations as long as possible, beyond the fight over a Supreme Court nominee and whatever else remains of his second-term agenda. Or maybe Fitzgerald’s investigation is hitting so close to home that Bush can’t call in Rove and Libby and the like without risking a charge that he’s trying to orchestrate stories and obstruct justice himself.

Is that it, Mr. President, or is it something else? You’ve said that the nation had its “accountability moment” back in November. We’re still waiting for you to have yours.

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The Fix

Tony Soprano threatens to walk, Helen Thomas gets snubbed, and is our prez popping pills?

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James Gandolfini is threatening to not show up for Season 5 of “The Sopranos,” which is supposed to start filming March 24. He’s upset that HBO gave series creator David Chase a raise without telling ol’ Tone. Gandolfini reportedly gets $400,000 for each episode of “The Sopranos” — compared to, say, the $800,000 Ray Romano gets for each “Everybody Loves Raymond.” But Ray doesn’t get to go to the Bada-Bing! (Guardian)

This might send Tony back to Prozac, but speaking of money, we hear cutie pie Renée Zellweger made $10 million for “Chicago,” Irish brawler Colin Farrell made $2.5 million for “Minority Report” and will make $8 million for “S.W.A.T.” (due in August), and buff gal Sarah Michelle Gellar made $6 million for “Scooby-Doo.” (People) Just try not to think about it, big guy.

Bill Kristol looks tired. Defending George W. Bush on Fox News after his lackluster speech Thursday night, the normally articulate propagandist admitted the president needed to reassure Europeans he’s not galloping wildly off to war without them. “If the president went out there with three words it was: ‘Don’t be a cowboy.’” He did quickly recover. “Not a cowboy. Not a cowboy.” Get some rest, Bill. It could be a long war.

Tom Shales suggests that our fearless leader “may have been ever so slightly medicated” last night during his press conference. Calling Bush “foggy” compared to his impassioned tone during the State of the Union address and citing his “languid pauses,” Shales says it wouldn’t be the first time a U.S. president had taken a pill. (Washington Post)

Well, if Bush was on something, that might explain why veteran Washington reporter Helen Thomas was dissed. The Press Corps queen has been asking questions of presidents since JFK and last night she got snubbed for the first time. Come to think of it, maybe she was ignored last eve because she has been known to ask about how the president could consider slaughtering innocent Iraqis in a quest for oil, or because of her comment in January that Bush was “the worst president in all of American history.” (Washington Times)

Unless a last-minute deal is reached, the show probably won’t go on as usual tonight on Broadway — the musicians have gone on strike. But there is one show you can still see no matter what: “Cabaret” operates under a special contract because it is being produced at the former Studio 54 disco. Does this mean you have to be more than cool to get tickets? Great-gam gal Bebe Neuwirth showed solidarity with the musicians, saying that actors should consider walking out too. (NY Newsday)

Wanna watch Opie make a movie? Ron Howard is auctioning a day on the set of his new flick “The Missing” starring Tommy Lee Jones and Cate Blanchett to raise money for the Greenwich High School PTA. You can also bid on a tour of the MTV studio in NYC or sports memorabilia signed by Derek Jeter. Howard says he hopes his set visit will bring in at least $125,000. We hope that includes lunch. (Yahoo News)

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Out, out, damned rumor

Whitney Houston sets the record straight in Out magazine; Ricky Martin chats with his Little Ricky.

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You think the rumors don’t hurt
Whitney Houston? They do. Deeply.
But it’s not the drug rumors that sting.
Oh no. It’s those other rumors
that cut her to the quick.

“The thing that hurt me the most was
that they tried to pin something on me
that I was not. My mother raised me to
never, ever be ashamed of what I
am,” Houston tells Out magazine. “But
I’m not a lesbian, darling. I’m not.”

And in case you missed that, allow her
to make herself perfectly clear. She is
“not lesbian, not gay, not all that B.S.
I don’t want to hear that. It’s
over.”

What, you need to hear her say it again?

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What
would Lucy and Desi say?

“What I often do is think of what the
Little Ricky inside me thinks of what
the grown-up Ricky has become. I will
ask him: ‘Are you happy with how things
have turned out? Are you proud?’ And you
know what? Sometimes, Little Ricky isn’t
proud.”

Ricky Martin,
wrestling with his inner demons in the
U.K.’s Heat magazine.

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Playing
doctor … on the sly

Name one Hollywood star who can keep a
secret.

How about George Clooney? It
turns out he didn’t even tell his own
agent about his surprise appearance on
“ER” last week.

“I didn’t tell anybody,” Clooney told
reporters at Cannes. “I was on a plane
on Thursday with my agent, and he was
talking into a phone, saying ‘He’ll
never do it.’ And I said to him: ‘Well,
I did it.’”

According to Clooney, crew members were
given bonus checks that were valid only
if the secret never seeped out. What’s
more, he said, John Wells, the
show’s executive producer, kept the
top-secret footage in his fridge until
it was needed.

But Clooney was apparently none too
pleased that NBC opted to promote a
special surprise guest appearance the
day the show was set to air. “NBC can’t
help stepping on their own feet,”
Clooney carped to Mr. Showbiz. “And to
promote it after we worked so hard to
keep it a secret.”

Those NBC suits need 10 cc’s of
discretion. Stat.

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Speaking of Hollywood secrets …

Jody “Baby Doll” Gibson’s little
black book sure could make for some
interesting reading.

Now that the alleged Hollywood madam II
has landed in jail for the next three
years, the Los Angeles Times is hoping
to pressure the court into releasing her
roster of high-powered, big-name
clients.

Where have we heard this story before?

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Marky
Mark: Eyes off my crotch!

“I dropped my pants for those Calvin
Klein underwear ads because I thought it
would look cool and get my
career started. It was good for a while,
but eventually I got sick of people
looking at my crotch and asking, ‘Hey,
what comes between you and those
Calvins, underwear boy?’”

Mark Wahlberg on why he
stopped showing his skivvies, in Jump
magazine.

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Dialogue that’s hard to swallow

Question: Which young actress refused to
take a part that required her to utter
the line “I swallowed your cum and you
won’t let me sleep on your couch?”

Answer: Christina Ricci. She has
her limits.

Not so Mena Suvari, who accepted
the role rejected by Ricci in the
upcoming flick “Loser.”

“If you take any line out of context, it
could seem rude or be misunderstood,”
Suvari tells Movieline magazine. “She
took it too literally.”

Come again?

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Juicy
bits

There is nothing like a dame.
Elizabeth Taylor and Julie
Andrews
were honored by the Queen on
Tuesday, when they were made dame
commanders of the Order of the British
Empire. Taylor told the press she wished
her late husband, Richard Burton,
could have been there to share her
moment, adding, “Today doesn’t compare
to anything else that’s happened to me
in my life.” Andrews called it “the
greatest honor of my life.” Positively
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Alanis Morissette is probably
belting out a happier tune these days.
The Canadian singer is fixing to sell
around $1 million worth of MP3.com
stock. But the 100,000 shares she’s looking to
unload are only a small portion of the
330,000 shares she acquired in April
1999, when the Web site sponsored a tour
she shared with Tori Amos. Guess
MP3.com’s stock dip (after a court ruled
that the site broke U.S. copyright laws)
was a jagged little pill, financially
speaking.

Boy George on the big screen? The
’80s icon’s autobiography, “Take It Like
a Man,” is set to be made into a movie.
Retitled “Karma Chameleon,” the movie
will be “like ‘Valley of the Dolls,’
only with bigger hair and a happy
ending,” George told Variety. Kfir
Yefet
will direct. What, they
couldn’t get John Waters?

Helen Thomas is 79. Nevertheless,
her announcement Tuesday that she would
resign as UPI’s White House
correspondent comes as a shockeroo to
those who regard her as something of a
Washington landmark. Thomas, who
reported for UPI for 57 years, departed
just one day after the struggling news
agency was purchased by News World
Communications, which publishes the
Washington Times and has informal
connections to the Rev. Sun Myung
Moon’s
Unification Church. Now who’s
gonna say, “Thank you, Mr. President”?

Those crazy newlyweds! Angelina
Jolie
and Billy Bob Thornton
are costarring with Matt Damon
and Penelope Cruz (who swear
they’re “just good friends”) in what the
Hollywood Reporter describes as
“‘Midnight Cowboy’ for the new
millennium.” Pedro Almodovar may
direct. So much for a honeymoon.

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