Iggy Pop

Vocal coaching for the Hanson brothers, Iggy Pop and President Clinton

Dr. Laura's favorite voice therapist coughs up some tricks of the trade.

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In the introduction to Roger Love’s upcoming Little, Brown book “Set Your Voice Free,” Dr. Laura Schlessinger gives the Los Angeles vocal coach the divine nod. “It is a fact that his many years of experience with thousands of voices, combined with his G-d-given abilities, make Roger the incredible voice ‘therapist’ that he is,” the radio-talk-show host intones. Over the past 26 years, Love has had a clientele stretching from the sacred to the profane — from Dr. Laura to Iggy Pop.

Love says that Pop — the former Stooges vocalist who has been known to roll around on broken glass in concert — was surprisingly well-behaved when Love worked with him, around the time of the singer’s 1990 album “Brick by Brick,” “He was absolutely one of the most conscientious students I’ve had — ever,” Love said. “He was very diligent. He was like a sponge. He also had zero percent fat content.”

Hanson, the group of wholesome adolescent brothers famous for their 1997 single “Mmmbop,” proved more difficult to coach. “There were a lot of parents and record execs hanging around,” Love said of the recording sessions for Hanson’s album “Middle of Nowhere.” “There were too many people stirring the pot.” The group’s label, Mercury, had recruited Love to contend with a breaking crisis: The voice of lead singer Taylor Hanson — “so high it had a prepubescent sound, like a boy soprano” — had changed in mid-recording. “We had to reattach the whole top part of his voice,” Love recalled.

Love’s book comes packaged with a 73-minute CD of vocal advice. He offered Salon Books a sample of the kind of techniques he might suggest to President Clinton: “He’s a mouth breather, which means that his type of inhalation drains the vocal cords, which gives his voice that itchy sound. But not having slept at the White House, I can’t tell you for sure.”

Craig Offman is the New York correspondent for Salon Books.

The glam that fell to earth

Todd Haynes' opulent ode to the glam-rock era may be 50 percent polyester, but it's full of heart.

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“Velvet Goldmine” tries to be lots of things at once, but it’s successful at only some of them. By turns joyous and maddening, it’s a tribute to the short-lived but glorious glam-rock era, an exploration of what pop music can mean to kids who feel alienated because of their sexuality, a fable about the way stardom and the opportunities that come with it can tear people’s lives apart. “Velvet Goldmine” is weighed down with self-important messages, but it’s also splashily opulent. It’s as if Todd Haynes had plunged his hand into a pile of clothes at a jumble sale and come out with a handful that was half velvet finery, half polyester rejectables.

Haynes understands that rock ‘n’ roll, and glam in particular, is powered by the promise of transformation: In “Velvet Goldmine,” everybody wants to be someone else — or at least shag them. A budding but as-yet-imageless young glam rocker becomes transfixed by an Iggy Pop-like god at an outdoor hippiefest: Shirtless, in sprayed-on leather pants, he sprinkles glitter like talcum powder over his scrawny, outlandishly sexy torso, urging his bewildered audience to taunt him. A teenage boy watching evening telly with his straight-laced, stony-faced parents sees a blatantly omnisexual glam star and virtually yells out, “That’s me, Da! That’s me!” In the whirling sphere of rock ‘n’ roll, a world of freedom is all within reach, with just the right clothes and a little bit of makeup. The simple explanation fed to us by too many people who’ve studied too much sociology is that rock ‘n’ roll is all about attitude. But “attitude” doesn’t begin to cover the subtle changes it works on us. And even if our concerned, worried elders think it’s going to be the end of us, really, it’s only the beginning.

That’s why, tempted as I am to tally all the faults of “Velvet Goldmine” (which was produced by Michael Stipe and Christine Vachon), I can’t write it off completely. Watching the opening credits — a stampede of kids running through the streets in flapping bell-bottoms, their velvet jackets flying open in the breeze, set to Brian Eno’s “Needle in the Camel’s Eye” — I felt as if I were falling in love, the way I always do at the beginning of “A Hard Day’s Night.” The euphoria wore off quickly. But for those few minutes, and during numerous other sequences scattered throughout the movie, I at least felt certain of Haynes’ commitment, vitality and heart. This isn’t one of those movies that treats rock ‘n’ roll as kid stuff.

“Velvet Goldmine” opens in London in 1974, with David Bowie-like superstar Brian Slade (played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers, with lots of pouty insouciance but not much else) faking his assassination (and ending his career in the process) during a performance, as Arthur Stuart (Christian Bale), a young fan, watches in horror from the audience. The story then flips forward 10 years, clearly using the structure of “Citizen Kane” as a template. In 1984, Arthur is a news reporter in the States who’s been assigned to find out what really happened to Slade. On the way to unlocking Slade’s secrets, he connects with Slade’s former manager (played by Michael Feast, whose embittered wistfulness is touching), and, more important, with the two people who figured most prominently in Slade’s early career: his former wife, Mandy (Toni Collette), and his former collaborator and lover, the volatile, seductive rocker Curt Wild (Ewan McGregor), who embodies Iggy Pop’s skin-and-bones sexuality. As Arthur investigates the story, he also relives his own love affair with the music and the people who played it, recalling how it catalyzed the slow, painful process of setting himself free from the expectations of his parents and the world at large.

Haynes’ story starts to fray fairly quickly — there are so many threads, laid out so haphazardly, that it’s sometimes hard to follow. His characterization could be sharper: He uses a few main models (Bowie, Pop, Lou Reed and T. Rex’s Marc Bolan) and attributes elements of each to three of the movie’s characters (Slade, Wild and a minor character named Jack Fairy), mixing and matching them so that no character is very sharply defined. And some of the music is defeated by the dreamlike set pieces meant to showcase it: They’re just too stagey to be effective.

But otherwise, the music in “Velvet Goldmine” is one of its main treasures. The soundtrack combines vintage Eno, Roxy Music and T Rex (reportedly, David Bowie wouldn’t grant the rights to his work), with some new songs written especially for the film performed by bands like Pulp and Shudder to Think. The older music, especially, is used beautifully: Just after Curt Wild and Brian Slade meet, we see them whirling around in little amusement-park cars, the world dark around them except for some candy-colored lights, set to Lou Reed’s plaintive, sweetly (and deceptively) deadpan “Satellite of Love.”

Haynes is best known for 1995′s “Safe,” but it’s a shame that his earlier movie, “Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story” — a complex, dark and incredibly moving portrayal of the singer’s battle with anorexia that uses Barbie and Ken dolls instead of actors — is unavailable to the public. (Richard Carpenter squelched the movie after Haynes used the Carpenters’ music without first getting permission.) Although the two pictures are worlds apart in terms of scope and budget, “Velvet Goldmine” — sprawling, ambitious and sometimes just plain weird — represents the same kind of go-for-broke filmmaking. Haynes will try anything, and sometimes, amazingly, he pulls it off: In a nod to “Superstar,” he gives two glam-outfitted Ken dolls a brief, weirdly affecting love scene. He traces the roots of glam back to Oscar Wilde’s arrival on earth, in 1854, in a spaceship (and, of course, he shows it to us as a ring of hazy lights).

Haynes has a gift for shaping love stories: He never gives tenderness short shrift. There are times when he tugs a little too blatantly at our heartstrings, most notably when he’s telegraphing messages about homophobia. “Velvet Goldmine” contains the stock scene in which the uptight dad catches the young man masturbating and all hell breaks loose. Haynes tends to use such scenes as billboards, but they’d be much more potent if they weren’t quite so overplayed.

Haynes also saddles his actors with some pretty crappy dialogue (particularly some pat introspective folderol about how they set out to change the world and ended up changing only themselves). But for the most part, his actors seem completely in tune with him. Christian Bale — an underrated actor who brought charm and subtle shading to the role of Laurie in Gillian Armstrong’s “Little Women” — gets to the heart of both the eager innocence and the worldly hunger of his character; the way his face lights up when the performers he loves take the stage explains perfectly the way rock ‘n’ roll can make its fans feel elevated, transported. And Eddie Izzard is devilishly amusing as Slade’s Svengali manager.

But it’s Collette and McGregor, as the crucial elbows of the story’s love triangle, who really shine. McGregor’s Wild is a rock star who comes complete with a mythology of having grown up in a trailer park and undergone shock treatments as a kid (“to fry the fairy right out of him,” as one character puts it). McGregor nails Wild’s willfulness but also his vulnerability. In one sequence, with his bleached hair and skinny jerseys, Wild could pass for Kurt Cobain’s identical twin — perhaps as Haynes’ way of pointing to the future. Even when Wild is up to obnoxious rock-star antics, like pissing outdoors against an iron gate, there’s so much satyr-like delight in his smile and his laugh that it’s hard not to laugh along with him.

And Collette, as Mandy, the ambitious, forthright yet crisply fragile woman who becomes displaced by Wild in Slade’s affections, is heartbreaking. A sexually adventurous party girl in the early ’70s, by 1984 she’s hit hard times, coasting mostly on her name. When Arthur interviews her in a divey bar, she’s prickly at first, reluctant to answer his questions. She draws on her cigarette, using it as a shield, a defense mechanism. But the way she averts her eyes clues you in to how much Slade hurt and humiliated her, despite the fact that she’d bought wholeheartedly into the idea of sexual freedom. “It was a gorgeous, gorgeous time,” she tells Arthur. “We were all living our dreams.” Dressed in black clothes and somber-looking silver jewelry, she’s a far cry from the earlier creature we’d seen, a bird-of-paradise vision in ’70s leather and velvet and feathers. Of all the characters in “Velvet Goldmine,” she represents the deepest kind of mourning for the gorgeous time long past. She’s taken its loss the hardest — and the way Haynes has sketched it out for us, it’s easy to understand why its passing hurt so much.

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Stephanie Zacharek is a senior writer for Salon Arts & Entertainment.

Sharps and Flats: We Will Fall

Gavin McNett reviews We Will Fall, the Iggy Pop tribute album

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Why is it that people take tribute albums as lightly as they do? They’re a wonderful thing: the standardized fitness tests of the rock academy. While any band that’s worth sneezing at can cobble together a set of original songs that’ll play up their strengths and paper over their failings, many can’t pull off more than a selected cover or two without risk of exposure and ridicule. All the Scotch tape and wires become visible, you see. When Stone Temple Pilots did “Dancing Days,” it was instantly clear what Led Zep were by comparison, and who came out better in the final measure. When Moby did Mission of Burma — well, the blood’s not dry on the floor even yet, and as good as Moby is when he’s doing his own thing, there are places he’ll never be allowed again without professional escort. We learn from moments like these.

“We Will Fall” is actually a pretty top-heavy collection. Joan Jett’s “Real Wild Child” kicks major ass; and the reunited Blondie (incognito as Adolph’s Dog) do a torchy “Ordinary Bummer” that practically screams for their reentry into the VH1 arena. No life lessons there. But then Monster Magnet contributes an unimpeachable, growly “Gimme Danger”; and 7-Year Bitch dominates the entire final half of the collection with a “Shake Appeal” that captures all the spirit of the ’73-era Stooges without plundering their sound. Even Pansy Division (?!?!) get it right on “Loose,” making up for the jarring obviousness of the “stick it deep inside” lyric by hanging a weary, keening Max’s Kansas City drawl over the basic whomp and thud of their back line.

But a lot of more obvious contenders don’t fare so well. The Chili Peppers’ “Search and Destroy” seemed pretty ripping as a single B-side; here it just shows off what a sexless, funkless singer Anthony Keidis really is, compared to — oh, jeez, Jesse Malin of D-Generation, say. The Misfits have some twerp goombah lead singer now, who sounds like he’d rather be Paul Rodgers than Iggy. The Lunachicks try to rock, but make “The Passenger” sound like a TV kids’ show theme, flipping their braids from side to side during the “la la la” parts; and N.Y. Loose’s “Lust For Life” could be the most self-congratulatory bulldozing of a worthy rock song ever, eclipsing even the Blanks 77′s heedless, rollicking “Fun Time” — a song that was never supposed to be fun at all. Yes, truth’s light pains the eyes, but it learns us well. Who would’ve thought the Bush Tetras’ “Sister Midnight” would come near beating out Iggy’s own version? Who would’ve thought that Joey Ramone could pull off “1969″? Who can live knowing that N.Y. Loose walks the earth unfettered?

The “We Will Fall” collection is for charity: Every smidge of royalties will go to benefit LIFEbeat, the music industry’s AIDS foundation. Listen in good conscience: N.Y. Loose won’t get a penny.

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Gavin McNett is a frequent contributor to Salon.

Punk forefathers Iggy Pop and Lou Reed show their age

Sam Hurwitt reviews Iggy Pop's "Naughty Little Doggy," and Lou Reed's "Set the Twilight".

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It’s hard to imagine what the landscape of rock would look like today had Lou Reed and Iggy Pop not had a hand in shaping it. Reed and the Velvet Underground’s drone, klank, and burble set the stage for everything from Siouxsie and the Banshees down through Nirvana, and Iggy and the Stooges practically created punk rock ’round about ’69. Rock ‘n’ roll owes a great deal to Iggy and Lou; unfortunately, they’re calling in their debts now.
“Naughty Little Doggy” (Virgin), Iggy Pop’s latest, is definitely a dog of an album. Iggy tries to create a rock anthem with each cut, and ends up with a mostly homogeneous series of radio-friendly snoozers. He starts with “I Wanna Live,” an upbeat, state-of-the-career address that recalls the depths of the Ramones’ “Pet Sematary,” followed by a Cramps-like ode to chickenhawking called “Pussy Walk.”

“Shoeshine Girl” is a gorgeous anomaly here, a mellifluously seedy, country blues acoustic gem about a goth chick he ogled in an airport. After that, though, Iggy reverts to hype with “Heart is Saved,” a power-pop sock hop ditty to the (cranked-up) tune of “Ballad of the Green Berets,” and brings it on home to a crooning, burbling finale with the get-out-yer-lighters rock ballad “Look Away.”

Iggy Pop has been more or less coasting for years, so another shoddy album doesn’t make much difference. I expected far more from Lou Reed’s new CD, “Set the Twilight Reeling” (Warner Bros.). Reed’s managed to hammer out some quality albums in the last decade or so (“Legendary Hearts,” “New York”), but this isn’t one of them.
There’s nothing terribly wrong with the music itself, but there’s nothing exciting about it, either. Reed’s trademark nasal, half-spoken vocals are all that distinguish “Trade In” from any other sappy love song. “Hang on to Your Emotions” is in the same vein, a melodic cross between “Walk on the Wild Side” and “Spanish Harlem,” punctuated by the occasional vocoder wah-wah by partner Laurie Anderson. “Finish Line” is pervaded throughout by the acoustic guitar intro to “Tommy,” and “Riptide” is eight looong minutes of heavy-distortion guitar-rock-lite.
The central flaw of “Twilight” lies in the lyrics. Reed’s words have always held a large part of his appeal, but on this album his verse has lost its bite, and winds up sounding childish. Choruses like “You scream, I steam, we all want Egg Cream!” and “I want to hookywooky with you” riddle the album, and when Reed tries to wax philosophical he winds up with a treasury of non sequiturs (“The way AIDS needs a vaccine/Somewhere a vaccine needs AIDS”) and garbled literary allusions such as “Lady Macbeth went crazy but Macbeth ended slain/Ophelia and Desdemona dead leaving Hamlet in a play/But I’m no Lear with blinded eyes.” (To refresh your memory, Desdemona was in “Othello,” not “Hamlet,” and Lear wasn’t blinded.)
By far the stupidest song on the album is “Sex With Your Parents Part II (Motherfucker),” which Reed meant to be a political song, positing that all the right-wingers in Congress have been doing the Oedipal horizontal mambo. All the song really illustrates is how ingenious the Right was to make obscenity a hot issue, spurring leftists to undermine themselves by proudly ranting like remedial third graders with potty mouths. A lyric like “Senators you polish a turd” surely belongs to the “pooeyhead” school of policy debate.
“Take me for what I am… a star newly emerging,” Reed sings in the title track of his CD, “I accept the newfound man and set the twilight reeling.” If these hackneyed hucksters are the newfound Lou Reed and Iggy Pop, I’d just as soon leave them alone to muck about in their brazen new world.

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Sam Hurwitt is a regular contributor to Salon.

The Awful Truth

The First Annual Golden Panty Awards

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sure, People magazine has the Sexiest Man Alive contest, but that only exists to satisfy and publicly vindicate the masturbation fantasies of older, unhappily married women in the Midwest. Besides, the editors’ taste generally runs to smug white idiot actors with bleached hair and teeth and paint-on tans, like Costner or Pitt. Someday, I hope, the co-opting of all forms of sub-pornographic imagery and teenage rebellion by MTV may prompt America to find less adolescent criteria for “Cool” and “Sexy.”

In order to hasten that day, and provide a different lens with which to view the parade of waterbed breasts and stripped hair and crotch pumps so amply provided for us by the popular media, I have thoughtfully assembled my own list. Fortunately, Legends of REAL Cool still exist. Not cool because of poolside hard-on Hollywood sexiness, either, but Scary Legit and Street-Credible Cool. TRUE SEXY, in other words.

First, we must state that freaked-out black jazz musicians like Miles Davis or Jellyroll Morton or Charles Mingus, those of Parliament Funkadelic ilk (Mssrs. Bootsy Collins, G. Clinton, etc.) and Bruce Lee have already won the contest, forever, a long time ago, and now we can only aspire to their God-like stature, as the pious mortal aspires to the acts of martyred Saints. Statues of these timeless icons in their most festive pimp attire can be found gracing the halls of the Academy, surrounded by offerings of Cuban cigars, bottles of Courvoisier, and loose French women.

Here are this year’s winners:

1. Ruben Blades, the Yale-grad Afro-Cuban singer who ran for the presidency of Panama, who I think is THE coolest guy in both the English and Spanish-speaking worlds and who I would like to romantically enslave. All this guy has to do is open his mouth and cool pours out like oil down a sinewy nude. Forget greased dong props like Pitt with his shaved chest and long proctologist fingers and mumble-mouthed opinionless dribbling. Blades is a real M-A-N, momma. Sexy brainy Renaissance power man with spicy Latin lover sauce and a lotta drums. You could put him in any era throughout time, and he’d always be a rock star. Highest Honors. Gold Panties.

2. Iggy Pop, because he truly is a street-walking cheetah with a hat full of napalm, and who cares if he sold out to Nike like a puss, he was probably broke because he spent all his money on careless living. He gets the Silver Panty Lifetime Achievement Award.

3. Dubuffet. What a retard. What a genius. Posthumous Bronze Panties.

First Runner-Up with the Burnished Iron Panties is Me’Shell N’deg&eacuteocello because I love all bald black women who play killer bass, and whenever she talks she sounds like she’s really angry at everybody and for some reason you want her to playfully slap you and drag you around by the hair because it would be delicious.

Honorable Mentions (Redwood Burl and Lucite Panties) to the saxophone-playing King of Thailand, Jackie Joyner-Kersee for having the best set of gams, and Richard Pryor, who deserves the award because he used to be cool until Life kicked his ass around the block and he started getting that fearfully apologetic look in his eye.

I feel obligated at this point to present the second tier of awards, which is the Dixie Cup of Water That Used to Be An Ice Panty award to those who Once Were Cool but blew it really badly and disgraced themselves.

1. Hunter S. Thompson. He pawned his brain like a crack whore. My advice to him: give up life immediately and check into a cryogenics lab so we can at least preserve the miserable dregs of what used to be your genius before you fritter it all away on senility and geriatric amphetamine psychosis.

2. Dennis Rodman. Stop with the worthless paranoid yammering. Put your dress on, shut up and rebound. Only talk if it’s about your graphic sexual exploits with popular female celebrities.

3. David Bowie. Sobriety homogenized his personality and he started THANKING his audience for being there. Like he suddenly realized they were PAYING or something. He was best when he was disgusted with the audience and was just using us as an excuse to frot the mike stand and scowl.

Special Golden Panty Tribute video-montage-with-hip-Brazilian-score (subtext: you SHOULD think this is Cool and Sexy because WE do) : Frida Kahlo in her hospital bed, brutally wrestling her hairstyle into place to receive visitors/(bleed into) Ruth Gordon as “Maude.”

Thunderous applause. Large nets suspended on the ceiling open, releasing thousands of multicolored cotton/lycra thongs onto the ebullient heads of the eclectic audience. The evening’s winners join the adoring crowd and then they all get on their thousands of old bicycles and ride collectively to the ocean, where the awards are promptly thrown in, to peals and shrieks of childish joy from onlookers and seagulls. Subsequent barefoot samba dancing around bonfire and champagne make-out party.

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Cintra Wilson is a culture critic and author whose books include "A Massive Swelling: Celebrity Re-Examined as a Grotesque, Crippling Disease" and "Caligula for President: Better American Living Through Tyranny." Her new book, "Fear and Clothing: Unbuckling America's Fashion Destiny," will be published by WW Norton.

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