Jane Austen

Juvenilia

Hilarity and insight -- sometimes unintended -- show up in the early writings of great authors.

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“What do you want to do when you grow up?” the cheek-pinchers ask their long-suffering victims, offering such suggestions as “doctor,” “lawyer,” “firefighter,” “ballerina,” “president.” What about before they grow up? Traditionally, the list of vocations for juveniles is shorter. Now and then a young Mozart comes along to prove that music is a perfectly viable profession for a preteen genius. But there are no prodigies among poets and novelists — too much wisdom required, which must be wrested with tears from bitter experience. Or so claim the old and the wise.

Oh, yeah? Amelia Atwater-Rhodes is the latest counterexample. She finished her first novel, “In the Forests of the Night,” last year when she was only 13. An atmospheric revenge tale about a teen vampire, it’s as suspenseful and well-constructed as many novels by authors several times her age. “As a teen, I bring a different perspective to writing,” Atwater-Rhodes told Teen People. “I can offer immediate emotions, experiences and insight that adult writers often have to reach back and find in order to write about them.”

The claim does not quite ring true. Why should the emotions and experiences of the undead be more accessible to a 13-year-old than to an adult? Atwater-Rhodes, who acknowledges her debt to vampire queen Anne Rice, clearly writes not from experience but from a prodigy’s traditional sources of information: literature and imagination.

Her high-flown, melancholic romance follows in the tradition of English literature’s most distinguished family of youthful writers, the Brontks. Beginning in 1826, when she was 10, Charlotte Brontk and her younger siblings — her brother, Branwell, and the future novelists Emily and Anne — wrote obsessive tales and poems about a pair of imaginary countries, Angria and Gondal. Diminutive Charlotte copied hers, which were inspired by Byron, Walter Scott, and the Arabian Nights, into tiny, hand-sewn volumes in microscopic handwriting. Deciphered and transcribed by bleary-eyed scholars, they remain hard to read because of their looping plots and melodrama. However, much of Emily’s poetry, which many readers consider on a par with “Wuthering Heights,” was written during the Angria years.

The other great English novelist famous for her juvenilia, of course, is Jane Austen. Unlike the Brontks’ youthful drivel, every word of hers is worth reading. She devoured the sentimental novelists of her time — Samuel Richardson, Fanny Burney — then burlesqued them perfectly, developing a voice that deepened, when she grew up, into satire ballasted with sincerity. In “Love and Freindship” [sic], a novel in letters written when Austen was 15, the heroines seem to spend most of their time fainting. One chapter ends, “[T]hey flew into each other’s arms. It was too pathetic for the feelings of Sophia and myself. We fainted alternately on a sofa.” The next ends, “To complete such unparalleled barbarity we were informed that an execution [i.e., bankruptcy auction] in the house would shortly take place. Ah! what could we do but what we did! We sighed and fainted on the sofa.” Too much fainting undermines their health; one complains to the other with her dying breath, “One fatal swoon has cost me my life … Beware of swoons … Run mad as often as you choose; but do not faint.” Austen’s equally delightful “History of England,” written the next year “by a partial, predjudiced, and ignorant Historian,” is available in facsimile, complete with illustrations by her sister Cassandra. (“N.B. There will be very few Dates in this History.”)

Jane Austen — maybe even her juvenilia — was surely the inspiration for another hilarious satire by a teenager, “The Diary of a Young Lady of Fashion in the Year 1764-1765.” First published in 1925, reprinted in 1967 and 1984, and now, alas, out of print again, this supposed journal of Cleone Knox, a boy-crazy Irish heiress, was actually the brainchild of 19-year-old Magdalen King-Hall, who was bored one summer at a “select seaside resort.” Always on the brink of eloping, Cleone gets dragged around Britain and Europe by her father, who is bent on marrying her to a dull, wealthy suitor. Her descriptions of clothing are priceless. Oddly, the reading public took it for genuine when it was first published; now it seems obviously crafted and doubly quaint, a 1920s vision of the 18th century.

Written earlier by a younger writer and still in print, “The Young Visiters, or Mr Salteena’s Plan” carries on the tradition of the parlor novel seen through innocent eyes. It was published in 1919, almost 30 years after it was written. Daisy Ashford, the 9-year-old authoress, was (probably) young enough not to understand her own double entendres. It begins:

Mr Salteena was an elderly man of 42 and was fond of asking peaple to stay with him. He had quite a young girl staying with him of 17 named Ethel Monticue. Mr Salteena had short dark hair and mustache and wiskers which were very black and twisty … He had a pale brown suit but on Sundays he had a black one and he had a topper every day as he thorght it more becoming. [sic, sic, sic!]

Ethel and Mr Salteena engage in plenty of witty repartee:

I shall put some red ruuge on my face said Ethel because I am very pale owing to the drains in this house.

You will look very silly said Mr Salteena with a dry laugh.

Well so will you said Ethel in a snappy tone and she ran out of the room with a very superier run throwing out her legs behind and her arms swinging in rithum.

While Austen and King-Hall had perfect control of their humor, Ashford probably didn’t mean her book to be quite as funny as it is. “The Janitor’s Boy and Other Poems,” by Nathalia Crane, falls somewhere in the middle. The bard from Brooklyn was 10 or younger when she wrote the poems in this collection, first published in 1924, now hopelessly out of print. Some of them seem appropriately childish, with a sharply sexual edge like Ashford’s:

Oh I’m in love with the janitor’s boy,

And the janitor’s boy loves me;

He’s going to hunt for a desert isle

In our geography…

Oh I’m in love with the janitor’s boy

He’s as busy as he can be;

And down in the cellar he’s making a raft

Out of an old settee.

He’ll carry me off, I know that he will,

For his hair is exceedingly red;

And the only thing that occurs to me

Is to dutifully shiver in bed.

Other poems seem weirdly sophisticated (though not exactly better):

Cloud-made mountains towered, Beckoning to me; Visionary triremes Talked about the sea…

Prodigy though she clearly was, Crane didn’t grow up to be a famous poet. Perhaps the authors of “Quiet Storm: Voices of Young Black Poets” will take their voices further than Crane did. Selected by Lydia Omolola Okutoro, a recent college graduate and a poet herself, the pieces in this collection seem for the most part sincere rather than brilliant, but they map out some of the concerns of young people struggling with race and identity. My favorite, “My First Love,” by 18-year-old Jennifer McLune, is a paean to hair:

Hair burstin hematite and obsidian aglow …

Hair that drifts and grows shamelessly in touch with the deep-grown roots of the fertile land called scalp

Hair she be my first love.

With its vivid metaphors and poetic cadences, “My First Love” stands out in a pond of vague generalizations and bits of prose arbitrarily chopped into lines. Still, young readers will find plenty to identify with here.

“I can be a doctor, a lawyer, an athlete, an astronaut, a writer, a musician, a businesswoman, a scientist, an army general, or a leader of my people,” writes 16-year-old Akilah N. Evering. It’s a nice, long list of choices for the cheek-pinchers.

Books:

“In the Forest of the Night”

By Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

Delacorte Press

147 pages

“The Juvenilia of Jane Austen and Charlotte Brontk”

Edited by Frances Beer

Penguin Classics

389 pages

“The History of England from the Reign of Henry the 4th to the Death of Charles the 1st”
By Jane Austen; introduction by A.S. Byatt

Algonquin Books

34 pages

“The Diary of a Young Lady of Fashion in the Year 1764-1765″

By Cleone Knox (Magdalen King-Hall)

Chatto & Windus (out of print)

245 pages

“The Young Visiters”

By Daisy Ashford; illustrated by Posy Simmonds

Chatto & Windus

79 pages

“The Janitor’s Boy and Other Poems”

Nathalia Crane

Thomas Seltzer (out of print)

82 pages

“Quiet Storm: Voices of Young Black Poets”

Selected by Lydia Omoloa Okutoro

Hyperion Books for Children

102 pages

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One shrew thing

The Bard gets the teen-flick treatment in '10 Things I Hate About You'.

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Shakespeare’s having a very good spring, what with the recent Oscar wins and all. But as Jane Austen, the It Brit of a few seasons back, could have told him, you’re nobody in Hollywood till they’ve made a teen comedy based on one of your works. For Austen, it was “Clueless,” Amy Heckerling’s 1995 valley girl update of “Emma.” And now for the Bard, there’s “10 Things I Hate About You,” an exuberant and surprisingly sweet adolescent take on “The Taming of the Shrew.”

Although “Shrew” is easily one of Shakespeare’s funniest works, it’s also one of the hardest for modern audiences to wrap their egalitarian sensibilities around. It’s the story of a difficult young woman who’s not just tamed, but psychologically tormented into loving surrender. For all the play’s 16th century genius, its Stepford wife-style emotional lobotomizing doesn’t quite float in the contemporary high school genre. So instead, “10 Things” is a classic comedy of misunderstandings, false starts and, eventually, true love — all tempered with the very 20th century point of view that if the guy is strong enough, the girl doesn’t need to be weak.

At the beginning of the story, Katarina Stratford (Julia Stiles) isn’t just a willful aficionado of chick rock and Sylvia Plath. She is, in the words of her own guidance counselor, a “heinous bitch.” To be sure, Kat does have an attitude problem, the kind that’s already resulted in a few classroom outbursts and a fellow student injury or two. Normally, a walking temper tantrum of her caliber could be left alone to stew in her own venomous juices, but Kat’s got something her classmates want — Bianca, her giggly little hottie of a baby sister. And since the girls’ overprotective, paranoid dad (Larry Miller) won’t let Bianca date until Kat does, it becomes a matter of some importance around Padua High to get Kat a boyfriend. All Bianca’s would-be suitors need to do is find a guy who’s as scary as her sister is. Luckily, the brooding Patrick Verona (Heath Ledger) has just shown up in town. He smokes and hangs out in biker bars; he’s allegedly so tough he sold his own liver on the black market for a new set of speakers. Kat, naturally, takes an immediate loathing to him — but this, also naturally, only serves to intrigue the ultracool Patrick, now suddenly willing to “sacrifice himself on the altar of dignity” for her. Let the games begin.

In basic plot points, “10 Things” doesn’t differ too much from the mountain of other teen tales out there now (angry girl has a breakthrough — didn’t I already see this in “She’s All That”? or was it “Carrie 2″?), although the Bard’s touch gives the movie a few added layers of complexity. What really elevates it, though, is the film’s sharp wit and tender heart, both of which are conveyed beautifully by the fresh-faced cast. You’d think it’d be obvious, but comedies are so much more satisfying when they’re actually funny — a notion lost on an appalling number of recent high-concept capers. While some of the jokes in “10 Things” fall painfully flat — particularly those involving the cartoonish faculty — the movie offers genuine and consistent laughs as it treads through the adolescent milieus of frog dissection, keg parties and French lessons.

Better still, the comedy rarely bogs down into straight-out shtick. Instead, its screwball sense of humor is tempered with an affectionate appreciation of both romantic and familial love. Miller isn’t much of an actor, but his obstetrician father, freaked out by the vague possibility of his daughters getting knocked up, is entertainingly overheated. When he makes Bianca hoist on a VW-sized fake belly for a few minutes, just to remind her of the consequences of misbehaving, it’s both completely demented and also somehow touching. (One only wishes the movie had given a little more time to establishing what happened to the girls’ mother — it’d go a long way in rounding out the eventual explanation of Kat’s rebelliousness.)

Parental angst aside, the core of the story is romance, and the movie does it justice. As various characters meet, misconstrue and eventually pair off, “10 Things” never insults the audience by asking it to believe an attraction that looks more like a line reading. One of the nicest things the film has going for it is the outright smittenness of its cast — the camera lingers long enough on the actors’ faces for everything from wanton appreciation to crestfallen dejection to register. Debut film director Gil Junger may be a TV veteran making a movie for the Clearasil crowd, but he doesn’t sacrifice the story to gimmicky camerawork or overzealous pacing. He gives his characters time to fall in love, and gives the viewer the satisfaction of sitting back and watching it happen. The chemistry, especially between Ledger and Stiles, is so palpable that even when they’re fighting they look like they’re dying to jump each other — exactly the kind of heat fiery lovers should generate. Even the lesser players — Larisa Oleynik as Bianca, “Third Rock from the Sun’s” Joseph-Gordon Levitt as her tutor and worthiest admirer and David Krumholtz and Susan May Pratt as a pair of dweebs united over (what else?) a love of Shakespeare — have an easy interplay that clicks sublimely. And while they’re great when they’re smoldering, the young lovers are also believable as friends and siblings — Kat and Bianca’s polar opposite sisters eventually rally behind each other in ways that let them express their devotion while still allowing for the possibility of getting on each other’s nerves, big time.

The attractiveness of the secondary characters is just a bonus, however; “10 Things” hinges upon the believability of its two largely unknown stars, both of whom strike just the right balance of growly and starry-eyed. And when Patrick spies Kat unaware as she dances furiously at a club, his thunderstruck look of love makes it clear we’re about to deviate from the land of Shakespearean submission. He appreciates Kat — not in spite of her being one tough spitfire, but because she’s one tough spitfire. Patrick quickly surmises she’s the type of girl whose idea of a good time is a pummeling round of paintball, and he’s right. As the two move toward each other, Kat eventually figures out that she can open her heart while still clinging to her treasured status as a nonconformist. As her disgust of Patrick evolves into admiration, we’re reminded that shrews thankfully no longer need to be tamed — and that a woman can change her mind without losing her will.

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Austen-Mania

Look out Michael Crichton: Jane Austen is becoming filmdom's favorite novelist

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“Every thing united in him; good understanding, correct opinions, knowledge of the world and a warm heart. He had strong feelings of family-attachment and family-honour, without pride or weakness; he lived with the liberality of a man of fortune, without display; he judged for himself in every thing essential, without defying public opinion in any point of worldly decorum. He was steady, observant, moderate, candid; never run away with by spirits or by selfishness which fancied itself strong feeling; and yet, with a sensibility to what was amiable and lovely, and a value for all the felicities of domestic life.”

Thus Jane Austen defines an excellent man in her last novel, “Persuasion,” and dares us to find his equal in our own public and private spheres: Bill Clinton? Ross Perot? Brad Pitt? Kurt Cobain?

Perhaps the yearning for such an individual inspires the current wave of Austen novels committed to celluloid. It began with the Alicia Silverstone vehicle, “Clueless” (a crypto-Emma), gathered steam with Roger Michell’s fine “Persuasion” (now in theaters), and will carry on through the December release of “Sense and Sensibility” (starring Hugh Grant and Emma Thompson) and a new BBC version of “Pride and Prejudice,” concluding, fittingly, with a film version of “Emma” more faithful to the original.

Although Austen’s novels — subtle, ironic and confined to the genteel parlors of the British rural middle class of the early 1800′s — hardly scream cinematic potential, the social climate she describes isn’t that far from our own. Authority rests in the hands of a dubious elite, prosperity seems precarious and, most of all, parents are just not doing their jobs. Not a single Austen heroine enjoys the influence of a fully functional family. Their mothers and fathers prove negligent, over-indulgent, cynical, shallow, neurotic or simply absent.

And yet, all of these women manage to muddle their way to a sane and satisfying adulthood without recourse to sawed-off shotguns or a court of law. Austen had an idea of how to live in this imperfect world that comprised balance, moderation and consideration — all sorely undervalued in our sensation-mad society or, for that matter, in her own.

No doubt if Austen were publishing “Sense and Sensibility” today, her agent would urge her to title it “Sense vs. Sensibility,” so profound is our confusion of bunkered extremism with integrity, so great is our fascination with the intellectual equivalent of trial by combat. But by the end of Austen’s first novel the two Dashwood sisters meet in the middle: the temperamental Marianne becomes more reasonable and considerate, and sensible Elinor warms.

In Marianne Dashwood, Austen satirized the Romantic cult of unrestrained emotional display. Today, that same mentality makes a suicide into a tragic hero — provided he dies young and pretty. The sufferings of the aging and homely lack glamour.

By contrast, “Persuasion’s” heroine, Anne Elliot, has lost her looks, which ought to disqualify her as the subject of any Hollywood movie (and perhaps it does; the film is a British production). In that novel, Austen ventures that true love arises from deep mutual respect rather than an instantaneous seizure of sexual passion.
An unconventional assertion even in Austen’s day, to suggest that one’s inner landscape might matter more than physical beauty, that plain people can lead wonderful lives. It’s a welcome respite in our image-besotted culture.

Finally, Austen’s novels display the serene conviction that decency, civility and common sense will be rewarded. Not by the hand of God, but simply because they lead to warm and lasting relationships and lives free of turmoil, dissatisfaction and debt. What would she think of the contemporary pressure to judge by appearances, seek our own advantage at all times, indulge our most childish caprices while conforming slavishly to trends, and equate material wealth with happiness? Probably that it was all too familiar and none too sensible. And perhaps we’re beginning to suspect she was right.

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