The idea that the aid is designed to stop the flow of narcotics through Colombia is almost comical in its ironies.

For example, U.S. “drug czar” Gen. Barry McCaffrey recently met with Colombian President Ernesto Samper to seal the $50 million deal. This in spite of the fact that Samper’s former campaign manager and treasurer are serving prison sentences for their roles in accepting $6 million in campaign contributions from the Rodriguez Orojuela brothers, who head the infamous Cali drug cartel.

According to the cartel’s former chief accountant, Samper met with the brothers during the campaign to discuss the possibility of their agreeing to surrender in return for a promise of light sentences. In 1995, shortly after Samper took office, the Rodriguez Orojuelas did go to jail, sentenced to only five years.

McCaffrey justifies giving the Colombian army helicopters, surveillance planes, and ammunition for assault rifles by saying it will be used to fight “narcoguerrillas.”

That term parrots the language used by the Colombian armed forces to refer to the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC), the oldest and largest insurgency in Latin America. Yet the U.S. ambassador in Bogota, Myles Frechette, disputes that characterization, pointing out that while the guerrillas are “taxing” the coca leaf growers, they do just the same to other businesses in the zones they control.

The ambassador adds that right-wing paramilitary groups linked to the army are themselves engaged in drug trafficking. Earlier this month, paramilitaries killed 11 members of a judicial team sent to seize the estate of a convicted trafficker. The State Department describes Carlos Castano, who heads the paramilitary umbrella organization, as a “known drug trafficker.”

Supporters of the counterinsurgency package also point to the guerrillas’ campaign to disrupt local elections, and say it poses a threat to democracy. After all, they argue, why shouldn’t the Colombian insurgents be forced to do what guerrillas elsewhere in Latin America have done: Exchange guns for the ballots box?

Twelve years ago, another group of Colombian guerrillas did just that, forming a democratic political party, the Patriotic Union. Since then, more than 4,000 party leaders and members have been shot to death, and many more have been forced into exile. According to Colombia’s ombudsman, only 10 of these murder cases have gone to trial, and only four have resulted in convictions. It is not hard to see why the insurgents do not see elections as a viable option.

Proponents of the aid package argue that the guerrillas are largely responsible for the staggering levels of political violence plaguing Colombia. There is some truth to that assertion. The Center for Investigation and Popular Education, a domestic human rights group, says guerrillas carry out roughly one-third of all political murders — but the other two-thirds are the work of police, the army and paramilitary organizations. The latter, called “self-defense” groups, carry out three of every five political murders.

Human Rights Watch has charged that U.S. military advisors persuaded the Colombian armed forces to forge stronger ties with paramilitary groups in the first place. According to Amnesty International, equipment bought with U.S. anti-narcotics grants has been used by military units accused of direct involvement in the disappearance and murder of civilians. Furthermore, the military officers accused of directing such killings continue to be promoted.

None of this can be justified in terms of making a dent in the war on drugs, nor of serving the cause of democracy, nor quelling the Colombian insurgency. All this new effort will do is leave a trail of blood in a country that already has more homicides than the United States, with less than one-seventh the population.

Associating the U.S. government with paramilitary death squads casts a moral shadow over President Clinton’s efforts to project an image of a new deal between the U.S. and Latin America. If he doesn’t soon reverse course, the damage will become irreparable.

Don’t let a little torrential flooding and a lack of power or running water ruin your day or come between you and a fine meal. When the big wave leaves you stranded, pay tribute to the El Niqo gods with a rice dish inspired by our neighbors in South America, the region most likely to bear the brunt of El Niqo’s wrath. The whole meal can be made over any makeshift fire using only a Swiss army knife and staple goods from your cupboard. Come to think of it, why wait?

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EL NIQO SURVIVAL RICE DINNER

(Serves 6)

Ingredients

2 tablespoons olive oil

3 cloves fresh garlic, minced, or 1 tablespoon dried garlic or garlic powder

1/4 cup of anything from the onion family, diced, or 1 tablespoon dried onion flakes

1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes

1/3 teaspoon ground cumin

1 tablespoon dried thyme

1 tablespoon paprika

2 cups any available rice

1 bottle of water

1 – 2 chicken bullion cubes

1/2 cup any available canned peas, carrots, beans, corn and/or raisins
Tabasco sauce, or any other hot sauce, to taste

Substitute any missing ingredients with whatever you can find in your pantry, or anything you can trade your neighbors for. If necessary, barter with items from your emergency kit (see below).

1. Heat oil in a pot over any handy flame. If you have fresh garlic and/or onions, cook them first for about 3 minutes, or until the first hint of gold color appears. If you are using dried garlic and onions, simply stir them in the oil for 15 seconds.

2. Add red pepper flakes, cumin, thyme and paprika. Stir for 30 seconds to release the flavors.

3. Add rice and stir thoroughly for 30 seconds.

4. Add 4 cups of water, bullion cubes, canned veggies and/or raisins. Cover, bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer for 20 minutes, or until rice is tender.

5. Serve immediately with hot sauce.

Le Secret: Stockpile raisins. They add a sweetness that makes the dish.

The Adventure Club: Invite some neighbors you have never spoken to.

Note: More is better. Add everything you can scavenge.

Music to Cook By: With no power, you’ll be singing the blues

El Niqo emergency kit:

• A bottle of single malt scotch
• Condoms (don’t forget to check the expiration date)
• Chocolate
• Candles
• Matches
• Cigarettes