Predators

The panic over “child porn” Barbie

The FBI says the video-ready doll could be used by predators -- but a former agent tells Salon the threat is minor

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An internal FBI alert about the new “Video Girl” Barbie has leaked, sparking a frenzy of speculation today about how the toy could be used by pedophiles. Cue the quotes from horrified parents and relatives who are boycotting the in-demand doll this holiday season, all in the name of protecting children from would-be pornographers (never mind that the worry is pedophiles will buy the toy themselves). But, a former FBI agent who specializes in child sex crimes, tells Salon that the danger has been overhyped. You can blame Barbie for many things — glorifying an impossible waist-to-hip ratio, say — but child pornography is not one of them.

“Video Girl” Barbie has a small built-in camera, a hidden LCD display screen and a USB cord that allows kids to upload videos to a computer. The concern is that a pedophile could use the doll to film sexually explicit videos of children, but Kenneth Lanning, who worked as a special agent with the FBI for more than three decades, says, “Every kind of new piece of technology begins new speculation. Thirty years ago we could have been having this discussion over the Polaroid camera and saying, ‘Now you can just take these pictures and you don’t have to worry about getting them developed! These guys will have a field day with this!’” New technology is adopted by all sorts of criminals — Lanning points to Bonnie and Clyde’s use of the submachine gun and high-speed automobiles to outrun cops — but it rarely has much of anything to do with why they are criminals.

Lanning laughs at the idea that there are aspiring child pornographers without technical know-how who will see “Video Girl” Barbie and suddenly think, “Now I can do it!” Teeny tiny cameras are widely available and relatively affordable. You can put them in anything — from a teddy bear to a smoke alarm. “Even if Mattel had never built this thing, anybody with a little bit of ingenuity could have rigged the same thing,” he says, and pedophiles are not a group generally thought of as unmotivated. What’s more, someone interested in producing child porn would likely sniff at the quality of the Barbie cam images, considering the more advanced technology out there.

The reality is that Barbie, along with other kid-friendly things, like candy, are already used for “grooming, seducing and lowering inhibitions.” They’re ways to “relate to the kid” and gain trust. (Lanning wryly notes that we haven’t outlawed or boycotted candy on those grounds, now have we?) It’s also the case that the most significant technological innovation in assisting pedophiles is the Internet. Having a computer with Web access in the home is a far greater danger than putting a “Video Girl” Barbie under the tree this year. Interestingly enough, Lanning says that based on the recent spate of “sexting” arrests, where teenagers are charged as child pornographers for taking naked photos of their own bodies, toys like this are more likely to get kids in legal hot water than pedophiles.

Based on the nature of my childhood play with Barbie and Ken, I’d say it’s even more likely that the plastic pair will soon have their very own sex tape scandal.

Tracy Clark-Flory

Tracy Clark-Flory is a staff writer at Salon. Follow @tracyclarkflory on Twitter.

“Predators”: Roast the aliens — and the popcorn!

Robert Rodriguez and born-again action star Adrien Brody revisit the '80s in this rousing alien shoot-'em-up

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Adrien Brody and Alice Braga in "Predators"

“Predators,” the new badass alien-action vehicle produced by Robert Rodriguez and directed by Nimród Antal (who made the Hungarian cult hit “Kontroll” and the intriguing horror flop “Vacancy”), has more than a little blast from the past mixed into its cultural DNA. It deliberately recalls the kinds of movies that used to play at the long-gone and long-forgotten movie palaces of New York’s 42nd Street, L.A.’s Main Street and Los Angeles Street, and countless other downtrodden inner-city neighborhoods. (My personal favorite was the Lux, in downtown Oakland, Calif.)

Of course, Rodriguez directed the underappreciated “Planet Terror” half of the underappreciated “Grindhouse” double bill; his entire career has arguably been devoted to reviving the eccentric tradition of grade-B action cinema. For a certain demographic of movie geeks of roughly Rodriguez’s generation (which most definitely includes me), his forthcoming and profoundly nuts-seeming new movie, “Machete,” will be one of the year’s major events. With “Predators” he accomplishes a nifty trifecta: He’s relaunching a certain style of mid-budget monster thriller; he’s relaunching a venerable but underwhelming horror franchise (strangely, I seem to have missed “AVPR: Aliens vs Predator — Requiem” from 2007); and he’s relaunching the herky-jerk career of Antal, a talented director who doesn’t quite fit into any available American niche.

Maybe it’s a four-fecta, or whatever the right word would be, since “Predators” also goes a long way toward establishing Adrien Brody as an action star. A year ago that would have sounded like a joke, but Brody needed a fresh start after his post-Oscar career fizzled into terminal indie-ness. He’s clearly put in the time at the gym — dude is way too ripped to sit around playing Schubert for Nazi officers, thank you very much — and after this movie and “Splice,” it sure looks like he’s turned his hawklike visage and gravelly speaking voice toward kicking ass and taking names. Since Hollywood has apparently decided Brody isn’t pretty enough to be Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp, he’s decided: Screw it, I’m becoming Dolph Lundgren instead.

“Predators” hits you with one of those opening scenes that’s supposed to mimic a speedball shot into your femoral artery, as Brody — clad in paramilitary gear and loaded with weapons — plunges from the sky attached to an airplane suit and an automatic parachute. He doesn’t know what happened to him or where he is, except that it’s a sweltering, dangerous jungle and all kinds of other guys with guns are dropping around him. We don’t learn the name of Brody’s character until the movie’s last scene, but he’s rapidly joined by a cast of miscellaneous rascals: a Russian soldier (Oleg Taktarov), a Tijuana mobster (Danny Trejo), an African militia fighter (Mahershalalhashbaz Ali), a convicted murderer (Walton Goggins), a Japanese yakuza (Louis Ozawa Changchien) and, somewhat mysteriously, a doctor (Topher Grace).

Oh, and a babe, of course. A tough-ass, weapons-expert babe out of the Israeli Defense Forces, mind you (it’s Alice Braga), but a babe nonetheless. They’re all a bunch of lone-wolf types who’d rather kill each other than change their socks, but within minutes they’re set upon by some nasty carnivorous beasties that look like wild boars crossbred with greyhounds, and at about the same time they realize something else important. While they could be in Central America or central Africa or South Asia, just from the terrain, they’re not — unless our planet has acquired a bunch of extra moons and lost its magnetic polarity. Someone or something has abducted them and transported them to an extraterrestrial body, and as Brody’s character puts it, “This whole planet is a game preserve — and we’re the game.”

Fans of any or all of the earlier “Predator” films don’t need any introduction to the dreadlocked, lightning-quick hunters, with their odd, purring speech, their spectral night vision and their cloaking armor. Antal and screenwriters Alex Litvak and Michael Finch do a nice job of building on what fans will already know about this sinister alien species, who resemble flesh-eating, 7-foot-tall reggae musicians. We visit the Predators’ hunting camp, which suggests “Apocalypse Now” and “The Island of Dr. Moreau” by way of “The Texas Chain Saw Massacre,” and meet an isolated human survivor (Laurence Fishburne) who has successfully outwitted the aliens and gone native, Mistah Kurtz style.

You don’t really need or want a plot summary of this movie, do you? Let’s see: The hunter becomes the hunted, unlikely alliances are made and then broken, the Mexican and the black guy die first. (Rodriguez is a stickler for convention, I guess.) Oh, yeah, and that totally normal-seeming non-badass doctor? The Topher Grace character? He is there for a reason. There’s a whole lot of shooting and yelling and blowing shit up, and through it all Brody growls out his lines with an implacable, mean-spirited tough-guy demeanor.

Sure, many of the plot’s most intriguing elements get squandered in favor of a series of increasingly conventional chase-and-fight sequences. But what do you expect? There’s a grimy, satisfying popcorn passion about “Predators” that seems positively joyous in a season — hell, an entire era — of overcooked and empty CGI spectacles. If you think this kind of movie is trash, fine. Don’t see it. At least it’s trash made by and for human beings.

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