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Time for one thing: Time for the Times

An ode to relaxing with the Sunday New York Times

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i try to read the newspaper every day, really I do. Some mornings, I get up in time to make a pot of coffee, take a long shower and sit for a while drinking in the day’s news before I get caught up in work, errands, everything. Most days though, the paper gets stuffed in my bag. It pleads with me throughout the day, tightly folded and wrapped in rubber bands, desperate to be read. But it’s usually bedtime before I have a chance to pull it out. I skim the already-old news, then fall asleep wondering why I pay for the subscription.

Like exercise, reading the newspaper thoroughly — being current-events savvy — makes me feel good. But I rarely get a chance to do it, except on Sunday, a day I try to leave untouched no matter how hectic my weekend becomes. I carve out a couple of hours each Sunday for myself and one of my significant others, the Sunday New York Times.

My Sunday Times arrives on Saturday night shortly after midnight. When I open up the royal blue plastic bag on Sunday, I feel something close to arousal, the intellectual kind, but thrilling just the same. I give the Times the once over before devouring each section individually, to see what I’m in for, what my time commitment to the paper will be for the day. Is there a cover story in the magazine that I want to read? Is a three-part series beginning in the front section? Then, I make my coffee, prepare my bagel or toast or oatmeal, place my provisions within arms reach and jump in. Sometimes I take the paper into bed, its dusty aroma invading my sheets, mixing with the stale scent of sleep. Sometimes I splay it across the kitchen table or the living room floor. Usually the Sunday paper and I end up on the couch, sections tossed here and there, crumpled newsprint amid throw pillows and a twisted afghan. (We have a very passionate relationship.)

I’ve learned that there are as many strategic ways of attacking the Sunday Times as there are people who read it. My stepfather heads for the Week in Review first because he needs to stew over old news before digesting the new stuff. One Boston couple I know is so obsessive about the Sunday crossword puzzle that they have a friend in New York fax the puzzle to them on Saturday night so they can get a head start. A broadcast journalist friend who breathes news throughout the week chucks the “serious” sections immediately and dives into the frivolous worlds of travel, the arts and the wedding pages.

Me, I’ve been devouring the Sunday Times the same way for years. First, I get rid of sports, business and travel. The first two for lack of interest, the third for lack of funds. I start with the front section, feeling that if I make it through the mountain of news and facts and data and analysis, I have earned my right to move on to the more indulgent sections. Next, the Week in Review, probably the most crucial section for Mothers Who Think and busy people in general, since it spins and summarizes the stories of the week and predicts trends that we are far too busy carpooling/earning a living/nursing/screaming to keep up with.

By the time I’m done with Arts, it’s somewhere past midday and time to peel myself off the couch and do productive but mundane Sunday tasks like laundry, vacuuming and grocery shopping. My Times stride is thrown off — temporarily. When I get back on track, it’s usually bedtime, and I’m left with the parts of the paper that I call dessert — the New York Times Book Review and the magazine.

Let’s face it, Sunday nights suck. The work week looms, we usually catch up with faraway family and friends by phone (often depressing), we pay bills and create grand To-Do lists. It is a night of melancholy and dread. So when I finally ease into these last two sections, my mind craves language, not reportage, something that will lift me, or at the very least soothe. The His/Hers column used to do this, before it morphed into the very tepid “Lives” column. It used to be that the magazine was rife with thought-provoking pieces that sent me to sleep raw — in a good way — thinking deeply about someone or something that I actually cared about. But lately, the Times Magazine has less meat. (Remember when it was thick enough to actually look like a magazine? Remember when you couldn’t mistake it for a coupon flyer?) But still, maybe once a month, a fabulous feature finds its way onto the cover and I nuzzle it under my chin gratefully. And the Book Review makes me feel smart by osmosis. It allows me to glimpse all of the books that I will never, ever, ever have time to read.

Lori Leibovich is a contributing editor at Salon and the former editor of the Life section.

Drama Queen For A Day: We have a winner!

We have a winner!

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You decided. You sat on the bench, donned the judicial robe and heard these three hopeless mothers plea their cases before you. You sifted through the evidence, studied the details, considered the circumstances. It is your verdict we are handing down today.

To see how each contestant fared on our Applause-o-meter, click on the name.

2nd RUNNER UP: Leslie Siemer

+1st RUNNER UP: Cathy Wilkinson

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Drama Queen For A Day: Our 3 Painful Stories

Just when we started feeling sorry for ourselves again, in came this month's Drama Queen submissions...

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just when we started feeling sorry for ourselves again, in came this month’s Drama Queen submissions, reminding us that our lives are really pretty calm and uneventful. After hours of pulling out our hair, we managed to narrow it down to the three worst tales from parenting hell. They may sound like cock-and-bull stories to you, but our contestants assure us that they are real. Tell us which contestant you think deserves the right to place the sparkling crown of jewels on her dirty, knotted head of hair. Register your vote no later than 6 p.m. PDT on Wednesday, Aug. 6. The winner will be announced Friday, Aug. 8, and will be treated to a free housecleaning session, courtesy of Merry Maids and Mothers Who Think.

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Drama Queen For A Day: The Lucky Winner

After deliberations as agonizing as the ordeals described by the entrants, our gentle readers have chosen the winner of the Salon Drama Queen for a Day contest.

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After deliberations as agonizing as the ordeals described by the entrants,
our gentle readers have chosen the winner of the Salon Drama Queen for a Day contest. To find out how each of the three long-suffering contestants
rated on our highly scientific Applause-o-meter, click on their names.

2nd RUNNER UP: Marisa Treviño

+1st RUNNER UP: Kathy Moberg

+THE WINNER: Lindsay Roth

Christmas Books

The naughty, the nice and the nauseating. Snowed in by the spawn of The Christmas Box.

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snowdrifts. That’s how all these pages seemed to me, thousands densely packed on the subject of Christmas, many wearisome to push through, some powdered with insight, but most pure slush at the core  and there I was, the one who must brave the endless ivory steppes, Zhivago-like, thinking how much nicer it would be to rip a few sheafs for kindling, watching the blue-hearted flame climb clear up to … Sorry. But Christmas is such an onslaught. It may offer a few crystal moments of joy, if you’re lucky, yet it’s mostly a white-out of rampant capitalism and insidious family dynamics, and you know, why should publishing be different than life? Awful people and rotten books both inexplicably succeed, as
evidenced by last year’s “Bridges of Madison County”-with-snow bestseller,
The Christmas Box, wherein a family learns a (bankable) Lesson About Love from a grandmotherly sort with a tragic (and also bankable) secret.
But rotten books share the shelves, ecumenically, with decent ones. You have to keep slogging. You can only hope for small rewards. Sometimes you’re happily surprised. Of all that I read, all the bleached drifts I plowed, novelist Edna O’Brien put it best: “I had not lost the desire to escape,” she writes, “or the strenuous habit of hoping.”

This great line (the “strenuous” clinches it) comes from “The Doll,” one of twenty-seven entries in A Literary Christmas: Great Contemporary Christmas Stories. Being contemporary, they are a twinkle-deprived, depressive lot, which somehow makes them all the more welcome in a world of Tim Allen and aging Waltons. Less heartwarming than heart-instructing. Such tough stuff, of course, is sorely needed this time of year, when our families and dysfunctions join hands around the memory-laden table, and ask for second helpings, then third, only to wash it all down with insinuative behavior patterns that never seem to change. And to all a good night!

the best and most chilling of the stories is Paul Bowles’ 1959 “The Frozen Fields,” in which a little boy, on Christmas day, learns how to tune out his cruel father who, just before these lines, has punished a minor transgression by rubbing his son’s face raw with snow: “Donald moved forward, looking at the white road in front of him, his mind empty of thoughts. An unfamiliar feeling had come to him: he was not sorry for himself for being wet and cold, or even resentful at having been mistreated. He felt detached; it was an agreeable, almost voluptuous sensation which he accepted without understanding or questioning it.”

Ann Beattie, Italo Calvino, Peter Matthiessen, Ntozake Shange, Raymond Carver (he’s always so uplifting), and Tobias Wolff (him, too) each have stories in here, also. It’s a pretty good collection, all in all. There’s a fine, sad, Yuletide-in-Minnesota excerpt from Jane Smiley’s “The Age of Grief,” and a classic by Grace Paley, in which Jewish kids put on a Christmas pageant (“Eddie Braunstein wandered upstage and down with his shepherd’s stick … and Marty Groff took his place, wearing his father’s prayer shawl”).

If you read Thomas Disch’s ravaging “Xmas” (“He felt iniquitous and utterly cast down”) chase it with the glorious passage from “To Kill a Mockingbird.” This is probably the most sugary nougat in here, but it’s so life-giving to re-read, you won’t care. Favorite sayings of “Aunt Alexandra (was) analogous to Mount Everest: throughout my early life, she was cold and there.” And this, about Aunt Alexandra’s grandson, who is Scout’s age: “Talking to Francis gave me the sensation of settling slowly to the bottom of the ocean. He was the most boring child I ever met.”

Speaking of children, they aren’t within the purview of this piece  though, of course, they are the point of Christmas. But I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention one older kids’ book, The Christmas Mystery, by Jostein Gaarder, author of last year’s bestselling “Sophie’s World.” It has real brio, pivots on a clever conceit  each chapter takes its cue from a magical Advent calendar  and features time travel. Your child gets enthusiastic history and geography lessons, plus tidbits on everyone from Copernicus and Diocletian. The book doesn’t play down its Christian slant, although there’s a little Scandinavian socialism thrown in for spice. “Joachim didn’t like shopping in large stores,” opines Gaarder. “He got really angry at the nagging sound of the cash registers.”

Ka-ching! And now for the books which will (undoubtedly) peal the most at said registers, and appeal the least. Crowning the list must surely be Certain Poor Shepherds by Elizabeth Marshall Thomas, who gave us that inexplicable 1994 bestseller “The Hidden Life of Dogs.” Believe it or not, the shepherds of the title are canine ones, kinda like German shepherds. Really. Welcome to the Irony-Free Zone, for Thomas straightfacedly tells the nativity story from the vantage of man’s best friend, a device which produces so many beyond-parody delights, I hardly know where to begin. Take this: “A group of people, mostly kings and pilgrims, knelt around the manger with their heads bowed, their eyes shut, and their hands, palms together, under their noses. Lila [the pooch] knew they were begging. Dogs, too, bowed humbly when begging for something. Quietly, Lila crept among them until she too could see into the manger … and Jesus tossed her a Milkbone.”

Okay, I added the Milkbone part. But the book rolls in a pile of ridiculousness so often, I hardly needed to. One of the Wise Men’s camels spits at poor Lila, we learn that “stars have an odor” (thus Lila sniffs her way to the manger), and that John Updike, blurbing on the back cover, is pleased that Thomas “has woven fur and scent into the Christmas story, with amusing, moving results.” For shame, U. Maybe the author of “Couples” was befogged by Thomas’ candid sex scenes: “Ignoring the message of her tucked hips and clamped tail, the bold stranger [a stray named Yom] investigated [Lila] thoroughly, learning her sex, her age, the condition of her womb and ovaries, the contents of her stomach and intestines, the amount and type of protein she had eaten recently…”

Is it hot in here all of a sudden? There are other bad books out there, but “Certain Poor Shepherds,” it must be said, is the biggest dog. The next worst must surely be a little stocking stuffer called The Christmas Conversation Piece, which includes 302 chat-provoking questions, and was compiled by two recent college grads who majored, we learn on the backflap, in “marketing and public relations/advertising, respectively.” No respect taken. These guys are shameless; the material is as substantial as hoarfrost at noon, and they even dedicate the book to “everyone at Ballantine Books … and Our Lord, Jesus Christ.” This begs for some kind of mean rejoinder, but I desist out of tattered, fading shreds of Christmas spirit. The strenuous habit of hope.

Anyway, here’s the kind of madcap suggestion “Conversation Piece” offers: “If you had a child born on Christmas Day and had to give him/her a name that related to Christmas, what name would you choose? (Example: Holly for a girl.)” Okay, I’ll play. How ’bout Herod for a boy? Here’s another: “What do you think is the most enjoyable thing to do in the snow?” I’d suggest “ski under sunlit pines,” but Paul Bowles, as we know, would say “hone my powers of psychological detachment.” “The Christmas Conversation Piece” is the kind of book that helpfully tells you that 1899 is “the turn of the century.” Here’s question #55: “For you, what is the most discouraging aspect of the Christmas season?” Need I say it? BOOKS LIKE THESE!!

Fear not, though, for other Christmas tomes are abiding in their fields. There’s actually a decent Christmas poetry anthology out this year, called Poems For Christmas, which is worth buying if only for the three Patrick Kavanaugh offerings. This Irish poet is astringently good, writing how “Mass-going feet/ Crunched the wafer-ice on the pot-holes.” Plus, “Poems for Christmas” strews homey words and phrases about, like “byre” and “ale-kirn” and “the lonely barton by yonder coomb.” Wilfred Owen’s in here, and e.e. cummings, two Hughes (Ted and Langston) and Pasternak. The collection’s finale is struck by Adrian Mitchell’s wonderfully inverted “Nothingmas Day,” in which children “not tingling with excitement,” who will later write “No Thank You notes,” pick up their “Nothingmas Stockings” and say “Look what I haven’t got! It’s just what I didn’t want!”

Which is precisely what most American kids chirped, before 1820 or so, when Christmas was actually against the law, and My Little Pony did not yet exist. This I learned from the (mince)meatiest book of the season, The Battle For Christmas, which chronicles the fall and rise of the holiday in America. Written by a University of Massachusetts historian named Stephen Nissenbaum, “Battle” is alternately fascinating and dry as a diorama. It’s a far cry better, though, than the other crypto-historical book out there, New Old-Fashioned Ways: Holidays and Popular Culture, which sprang from a Pop. Cult. course offered by author Jack Santino, Ph.D., at Bowling Green University. Can you say “gut”? Professor S. does things like discuss the meaning of the movie “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” and run photos of “Santa Mac,” Kraft’s Christmas macaroni and cheese product. This material wouldn’t annoy if, say, John Waters were the author. Santino, though, specializes in the prose style known as Academic-Mirthless: “Holidays are themselves a form of popular culture, of course, but as Smith has said of festivals, they are a genre composed of other genres.”

Such clunkers made me grateful for Nissenbaum; he writes competently, and teaches much. For instance, I learned that the Puritans decided Christmas would not be celebrated in the New World (if you did, you were fined five shillings) because the holiday had turned into a mere excuse for thievery, cross-dressing, drunkeness, and extramarital sex. “Kind of a December Mardi Gras,” as Nissenbaum puts it. Christmas had never quite shed its pagan origins, the early Church fathers having grafted it onto Winter Solstice celebrations, which were always real wingdings, since the harvest was in, the grain was now fermented, and it was cold enough to slaughter meat without fear of spoilage. Mensis Genialis, December was called, the Voluptuous Month.

It seems Christmas, as we know it, didn’t burgeon until Puritan power faded. Clement Moore turned the screws by publishing “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” in 1822. Moore was a very rich, reactionary New Yorker (his estate, called Chelsea, gave its name to that section of Manhattan), who made sure his St. Nick was a judgmental, omniscient sort (i.e. he knows if you’ve been bad or good). Moore didn’t like how the lower classes had been treating the upper in recent Christmases  breaking into their houses, putting on Anticks (plays), and not leaving until they’d been paid handsomely for the (often hostile) show. Ol’ Santy was designed to shift the holiday away from adults, and their bad habits, to kids. He was going to make us good, for goodness’ sake.

This is a point James Finn Garner grasps perfectly. In his Politically Correct Holiday Stories, he one-ups Moore at his own game, sanitizing Christmas to pretty giddy heights. I was prepared to mildly enjoy Garner’s latest, but in fact I relished it and, yes, laughed out loud a number of times. He’s much better at stringing out the joke than his parodist colleagues, Cathy Crimmins and Tom Maeder, who lampooned last year’s hypoglycemic “The Christmas Box” with this year’s Revenge of the Christmas Box. They do score once in a while; one tale is called “The Christmas Jar,” and takes off on the original’s earnest autobiographical prose comme ca: “I was born in a pickle factory in the shadow of snowy mountains.” From there it’s “The Christmas Lox,” and “The Christmas Vox,” and so on, the jokes zinging and flopping in equal measure.

But let’s get back to Garner, pace Clement Moore:


“Twas the night before solstice and all

through the co-op

Not a creature was messing the calm

status quo up.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

Dreaming of lentils and warm whole-grain breads…

From there, Garner goes on to give us “Frosty the Persun of Snow,” who, with a group of “pre-adults” named “Ho-shi and Chin-wa, and their friends Shadrach and Lu’Minaria, and their friend Heather and her two mommies” marches on Washington to alert all to the dangers of the riddled Ozone Layer, which is causing Frosty to melt. Garner also takes on The Nutcracker: “[The toys] appointed the Nutcracker to head a fact-finding and cultural-exchange team to develop a dialog with the mice.” Then Rudolph, after launching some tough labor negotiations, “goes down in history/herstory.” And Scrooge is haunted by “three extra-dimensional intercessors,” while the Cratchits throw a party and play “Optically Inconvenienced Persun’s Bluff,” and Timon Cratchit goes on talk shows to promote his book, “My Oppressor, Myself.”

Back to oppression are we? When I closed the last page of the last literary snowdrift, this was primarily what I felt. Can you blame me? Oh maybe you can  Elizabeth Marshall Thomas, clearly, would call me a whiner and worse. For as she huffily reminds us, in “Certain Poor Shepherds,” “no redeemer appeared for the animals.” When I read this, I thought it meant I should be thankful for being human, for the original reason we celebrate Christmas. But then Thomas delivered her punchline; yes, no redeemer appeared for the animals, but “none was needed.” They were “just as God made them, perfect according to his plan.” Unlike the rest of us cruddy humans, with our rotten morals and sullied holidays and turgid publishing industry.

At that point I picked up “Poems for Christmas” and kept dropping my finger, until I found some lines to make me feel better. Christmas arrived, for me, at the bottom of page 62, in a Francois Villon poem called “Ballade.” The beautiful translation is by Galway Kinnell:

…So much you love a dog you feed it,
So much a song’s heard it catches on,
So much fruit’s hoarded up it goes rotten,
So much you dispute a place it’s already taken,
So much you dawdle you ruin your life,
So much you hurry you run out of luck,
So much you hold on you lose your grip,
So much you cry Noel that it comes …

Merry reading, everyone. Happy Christmas.

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Nurturing the Dark Flower: Anne Rice answers her readers' questions

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In this world of uniformity, how do you protect and nurture the rich, dark flower of your imagination? Your writing feeds the souls of your readers. As with all great literature — you’re the Dickens of our times — your books provoke the shock of recognition, one spark of the universe knowing it’s not alone in the vast ocean of conformity. Thank you for the deliciousness of my being able to sink into one of your “Beauty” books on a bitter Montana winter night, when it’s 40 degrees below zero and the wind is howling up snow.

In an interview, I read that you write “stained-glass” literature, where the characters are lit from within by these small, faint illuminations of insight, and in more bold and dramatic strokes, vividly throbbing with life. Could you please elaborate on this?
–Karin Khan

Dear Karin:
Thank you for your sensitive words. It’s no secret that I want to make the books as nearly perfect as I can, or that I want to deal with great themes. I do not remember saying that my work was like stained glass. Perhaps I said this long ago in an interview. But I certainly do work with bold strokes, no question, and always have.

However, it is really the combination of bold stroke and tiny detail, I think, which makes a book. For example, I want to speak through characters who question our existence and purpose, but I want to illustrate them down to the satin-covered buttons or the lice in their hair.

My writing attempts to draw you in, then lock you into the book. I have no qualms in creating those whom I feel are heroic — Azriel, Lestat, Rowan Mayfair, Mona Mayfair, Julien Mayfair — but all must be living and breathing in a world of authentic and overwhelming vibrancy.

Lestat’s words on cowardice or conscience, on meaningless or lies — these would be far less powerful if he himself were not vividly painted as blond, blue eyed, six feet tall, slender, feline, androgynous and exceptionally strong. He retains in all prose, I hope, the face of a 20-year-old man, yet his words now are those of a seer, a wise man.

Having spoken to others I am convinced that I see colors somewhat differently from other people. They produce almost a chemical response in me — red, gold, burgundy, dark blue. And I see all of my work — each scene or moment, exchange, etc. — as fully lighted and in gleaming color. This comes naturally to my imagination — the complete three-dimensional picture. For 20 years I’ve sought to improve the transference of these visions to the reader. I smell incense when I write about it.

Perhaps this is the key to why I can not write about those I hate. My intimacy with my characters makes me a slave to their realization, and my energy could never be channeled to support a character I thought merely satirical, wicked or pointlessly sadistic.

In the last few years, I’ve felt that motion pictures, as I’ve said before, have attempted to be monumental, that they are dealing again with heroic efforts and aspirations. That is why I continue to praise “Braveheart” and can now add to my list of favorites a film that I just saw tonight on laser disc: “Restoration” with Robert Downey, Jr. and Meg Ryan.

I sense an increasing interest in the heroic in all media, and with this has come an unapologetic kindness. For example, Rosie O’Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres — both of whom I’ve met — clearly represent a whole new wave in humor and entertainment which is positive, embracing, generous and nevertheless extremely profound and genuinely entertaining and clever.

You ask, How do I protect the dark flower of my imagination? I have no need really to protect it though I nourish on the extreme — Beethoven’s Sonatas (I am listening now to a disc of three of them in the London label: Moonlight, Appassionata and Pathetique. As always, Beethoven is rushing somewhere in this music with uncompromising confidence and a tyrannical demand to be understood.

I feed the imagination with films, music, and with the work of exceptional actors or singers or musicians.

There are times when a despair overwhelms me, but the imagination never weakens; it is only that some rage prevents me from expressing in fluid and graceful forms what I see and feel.

I treasure your comparison to Dickens. Dickens is without doubt my teacher and he looms a giant, along with Shakespeare.

I do think that people strive to kill our imaginations; they tell us to reign ourselves in, to get a grip, to get a hold, to stop “confabulating” or “get down to earth.” The earth to me is a continuous cacophonous riot of beauty and horror. I’ve spent my life fleeing from people who sought to subject me to some sort of restraint. But inwardly the imagination rages like brain chemicals.

In my recent discoveries, recent insights, recent plot ideas, I feel childlike and ebullient as opposed to old or threatened.

On the matter of conformity, I flunked. I never “got” it. This is why I now wear full length velvet robes and garments of gold lamé. I never got it right so why not get it the way I want?

Conformity is the enemy of art, I have no doubt of it. It is the enemy of sanctity; it is the enemy of invention. And of course in America in the ’50s it was sacrosanct. But I do think we are living in times of high inventiveness and permissiveness and this is GOOD.

If Ellen DeGeneres “comes out” on TV, this will be a triumph. Over and over again, TV has sought to close up around formulaic material, only to be shocked into new stages: “Jackie Gleason,” “Archie Bunker,” “Taxi,” “Barney Miller” — all of these were revolutionary shows. We seem to move in fits and starts. There is kneejerk imitation, and then something violent and revolutionary. It happens in all walks of life, including government obviously. Hillary Clinton is the epitome of the brilliant, successful, educated, modern woman. And she scares people to death, yet she is without question HIGHLY EFFECTIVE as a FIRST LADY.

As we become more media sophisticated — TV, radio, internet, website, films, digital effects, etc. — we become increasingly brilliant as human beings because we have to comprehend the range of our possibilities, the great range of our choices.

We should defend imagination, excess and eccentricity always, I think, though above all is love: love and the rule that we must hurt no one.

Just a short note to thank you for including Ottawa on your itinerary. It was indeed an honour to meet you and have my copy of “Servant of the Bones” signed. I was pleased to hear that more of your novels will be making the transition to film. I thought that “Interview” was just a great film.

I was telling my wife only a month ago that it would be great if you were to write a book dealing with Jewish magic and mysticism. “Servant of the Bones” was released soon after to answer my prayers. It took me only three days to read your latest novel, which I found most entertaining. I do hope you plan to give us more of Azriel. I think the idea of him going back to Babylon to look for Marduk is a great idea.

I don’t know if it was intentional, but there are some interesting similarities to the Jewish festival of Purim. “Servant of the Bones” also features a heroic Esther figure and many anthropologists and biblical critics suggest that the hero Mordecai is reallly Marduk, and that the events chronicled in the Book of Esther never took place. The Book of Esther was recorded during the time the Jews were in exile in Babylon and curiously, the name of God, the tetragrammaton, does not appear once.

We have just celebrated Rosh HaShanah, the Jewish New Year 5757. May it bring you and your family only good things.

–Irv Osterer

Dear Irv:
I truly am deep into my studies of Hebrew history and mythology, folklore and scripture. I can’t claim to understand too much yet, but “Servant of the Bones” was written as I actively acquired new knowledge every day. My choice of Babylon for the story was no accident. I too feel strongly that Babylon was the place where the Jews first attained their “identity” and started to write down their sacred books in strict form. But I’m a beginner in all of this. I want to learn more about everything Hebrew. As I see it, the Hebrew religion manages to be life-embracing on many levels while having no need to believe in an afterlife; that aspects of it are also life-rejecting, with the same lack of faith in an afterlife — this is a puzzle.

By the way, the Jewish response to “Servant of the Bones” continues to be powerful and strong. But my recent trips all over the country had shown me that American Protestants are far more highly spiritual than I supposed. I was guilty of a prejudice towards them. Their reception of my work as “inspirational” is more open than the reception of the book by Catholics and Jews — a reception by which light I live my life, and take every breath.

Your ideas about a “Servant of the Bones” radio show have greatly intrigued me. I imagine that the power and romance of such a production would be overwhelming, but then, the transition seems entirely natural to me, as so much of my reading seems to have a vocal aspect, if only in my head. But I wonder, do you think that even now, smack in the middle of an era of pre-fab images and visual onslaughts, that people will be able to relate to the spoken word in such a way as to satisfy their expectations about the experience your fiction offers? Personally, I can only believe that a spoken presentation would add even greater dimension to your work. I’m skeptical, though, that a good many might feel that they were being offered less. Have I severly underestimated the potential audience?
– Habib Kabir Loew

Dear Habib:
You ask me about the radio show “Servant of the Bones,” whether I think it can work in the present age. The answer is overwhelmingly YES. New media only displaces old media for a short while. Look at film. When TV came out, people said movies were dead. Today we have masterpieces being made for theatrical release which exceed anything that earlier decades ever dreamt of. You know my pics — “Immortal Beloved,” “The Piano,” “Braveheart,” “Rob Roy,” “Bad Lieutenant,” “Bladerunner.” These films follow years of mediocre television shows; they burst like fire from their creators.

I feel that this is undoubtedly the time for a live radio broadcast of “Servant of the Bones” and the continuing adventures of Azriel on radio. Everybody listens to radio. TV may have killed certain kinds of radio for a while — but radio itself is stronger than ever in the past. More people probably listen to Howard Stern now than ever listened to Art Linkletter in the 1940s. We’re dealing with an expansion that involves one art attacking, and then igniting, another art form.

Also, I have received almost hysterically enthusiastic responses to the idea of a live national radio drama coming out of New Orleans. All I need now is the time to “realize” this dream, to gather the technical people, the producers, the voices, etc. The scope of this will allow me to perfect control, but it will take some time for me to dig for the radio talents who know how to produce a state of the art sound broadcast that will be utterly gripping.

To put it another way, a radio dream — a purely audio experience — can have the power of music. There’s no limit to its power, really.

My tentative plan is broadcast an hour long show each Monday night live, and then rerun tapes of it at commute hours during the week. Again, I need time to develop this, and I need the cooperation of my family corporation, KITH AND KIN, which is dealing with all sorts of creative ventures.

But I have complete confidence in this idea — live radio, serious hour-long drama — and I think we will pull off something wholly new here. I know there have been serious radio broadcasts in the last few decades. But I want something that excites people like “The Lone Ranger,” yet offers them immense depth. And we do have amazing advances in sound production now at our disposal. When the Lux Radio Theatre went off the air, there was only so much we knew and could do with sound. Now, the possibilities are endless. We take them for granted in film — these advances in sound, but they are quite incredible.

Take for example, the use of sound in a film like “Stargate.” There was nothing like that sort of range and power, variety, musical intensity in the ’50s and ’60s.

Also, radio has one enduring advantage: people continue to be highly receptive to types of voices. Voices create character in a way that faces simply cannot. Witness Gary Oldman in almost any part. The face is perfection, yes, but out of the voice comes the defining brilliance of the role. Same with Anthony Hopkins. Same with Jeremy Irons. Same with Whoopi Goldberg. Same with Morgan Freeman. Voice was the absolute key to the power of Darth Vader. Voice is the key to the smoldering power of Joan Plowright. Voice is the driving force behind the success of all these people, it seems to me, not exceptional faces. Voice creates the expression which then can be read on the face, so to speak. Voice may reach the senses first during the viewing of a motion picture; I don’t know. And sound editing in pictures like “Natural Born Killers” means the difference between brilliance, which we have in this film, or chaos.

There is much more to say, but for now, the radio show is “in development.”

Like all KITH AND KIN ventures, our radio broadcasts will be centered in New Orleans. One dedication of our company is to produce jobs, opportunities in the arts and opportunities for craft and invention in New Orleans — a city, which like Venice, has become a work of art with an elusive economic base.

I will not report more on the radio show as I develop it. For now, we are not soliciting any talent. We are dealing with things in the family as we always do.

You have stated many times that no form of love between consenting individuals appears wrong to you and that you see bisexuality as power. Having stated this, does this mean that you yourself have experienced the lifestyle that you refer to as a powerful one? And the wonderful ladies that accompany you on this tour, are they part of your coven?

– Jeff Lawson

Dear Jeff:
You ask about my belief that bisexuality is power, and you ask if this holds true in my own life. What prevails in my life is simply this: one man, one marriage for 35 years as of October 14, 1996. Although my love for my husband is deeply erotic, this gives me something like the power of a celibate in viewing the world, because I’m not out there “in the life” in any way. I do not carry a personal sexual agenda into any arena of life. Therefore, I have an unusual perspective. No, the ladies who travel with me aren’t my lovers. I have a staff of 42 people — men and women, and I love them all. But there is no erotic current in it. The marriage bond is simply too strong. I get “crushes” with a childlike abandon. Great physical affection — hugging, kissing, etc. — is also easy for me because the erotic is so firmly established only in my marriage.

Whether this is good or bad, I don’t know. But in my life it is. I tend to think that Irish Catholicism often produces people like me — faithful to one person for life, and a dreamer.

But let me emphasize again: gender isn’t important to me. If I found out tomorrow I was really a man, it wouldn’t matter to me. If I found out my husband was a woman, it wouldn’t matter. I know this may sound strange. But gender isn’t the fundamental component in love or friendships for me. It has little to do with beauty. My husband as a painter and poet is deeply in touch with what society calls his “feminine side” — that is, the capacity to express his emotions in his painting and poetry, his sensitivity to sound, light, color, etc. And I, in my public life especially, have something of the ferocity of a Bengal tiger. We are not a stereotypical couple in any sense. The fidelity is old fashioned perhaps, but the conversation, the debate, the fights, the constant give and take, the constant understanding and struggling for greater love — all these things are right on the cutting edge of marriage.

I was wondering how this tour has affected your take on American “culture.” You seem to be engrossed in European culture, whether it be in Europe or Brazil or America, but what about the typical American and how her/his life is affecting how you see America? Would that ever show up in your writings? The few U.S. cities you talk about in your novels are New Orleans, New York, Miami and San Francisco. What about areas like Kentucky or where I live, Atlanta, (actually Athens, Georgia built in 1785), because in many parts of the nation there seems to be a neo-classical trend starting from the goth subculture to music to how buildings are built.

–Nicole Williams

Dear Nicole:
I agree with you — what I think you’re saying — that there are wonderful neo-classical elements and goth elements throughout our country, that even more remote and unlikely rural towns have their European or Romantic elements. But I write about New Orleans and San Francisco and New York because these have been the cities of my life, the places where the great triumphs and defeats of my life have been experienced. Writers don’t choose this sort of thing, really. I simply don’t know enough about Kentucky to write about anything there effectively. Memphis is an unfolding mystery to me. My profound love for country music — Alison Krause, Elvis Presley — is leading me to delve into new places in the country. But my soul expanded in New Orleans and San Francisco, and I must return to them.

My ability to connect again and again with Italy, both ancient and modern, derives from my having been reared a Roman Catholic in a parish city dominated by European elements. I grew up in the Redemptorist Parish of New Orleans and the Redemptorists are an Italian order. I am more “Italian” as a consequence than many of my Italian friends — more steeped in the lore of Italian saints because they were our parish saints, that sort of thing.

Again, a writer can’t choose this easily. Places to me are sensuous; they become characters in my books. My love of New Orleans, my loneliness in San Francisco — these emotions were too powerful not to shape my prose completely. I am only now including more of New York in my work because I live there part of each year and visit often. What I have written about Texas in “Belinda” or in “Queen of the Damned” was firmly based on the years I spent in Dallas, Denton and Gun Barrel City Texas. I can write about that world in a limited way. But New Orleans is for me the most potent, unforgettable and most dominating soulscape.

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