Salon.com > six sigma http://www.salon.com Tue, 21 May 2013 02:42:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jack Donaghy’s Wheel of Domination http://www.salon.com/2013/02/01/jack_donaghys_wheel_of_happiness_domination/ http://www.salon.com/2013/02/01/jack_donaghys_wheel_of_happiness_domination/#comments Fri, 01 Feb 2013 14:05:00 +0000 http://www.origin.railrode.net/?p=13187887 There is no problem that "30 Rock" boss Jack Donaghy cannot solve totally dominate. During last night's series finale, he presented his team with the Six Sigma Wheel of Domination. “It’s a motivational tool I used back at GE," he said. "And it will be replacing Kabletown’s kitten in spaghetti."

Donaghy's plan to dominate includes:

Innovation: Upwards Revenue Stream Dynamics

Synergism: Golf (A), Recapitalized Integration (C), Synergized Mindshare XXXs (D)

Vertical Integration: Leveraged Disintermediation Paradigms (A), Synergized Backward Overflow (B)

Horizontal Integration: Handshakefulness (A), Bladarian Frankles (B)

Diagonal Integration: Correlations

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