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		<title>The ultimate unforgettable Thanksgiving!</title>
		<link>http://www.salon.com/2012/11/22/plan_the_most_unforgettable_thanksgiving_ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Thanksgiving]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bacon-wrapped turkey! Praising science during grace! Oh, the holidays will never be the same -- we promise]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you’re a Thanksgiving host you’re probably nervous -- and understandably so. After all, your friends and family are all counting on YOU to make sure they enjoy the all-American feast.</p><p>That's why we've put together a plan to ensure that your holiday extravaganza will also be a memorable one.</p><p>First, invite your family to Thanksgiving with <a href="http://i.imgur.com/AOjJU.jpg">this</a> invitation:</p><p><img title="tgivingcard1" src="http://media.salon.com/2012/11/tgivingcard1.png" alt="" /></p><p>You'll want to impress them, so plan ahead with some recipes from <a href="http://www.salon.com/2012/11/15/guy_fieri_responds_to_scathing_times_review/">highly regarded restaurateur</a> Guy Fieri:</p><p><iframe src="http://www.hulu.com/embed.html?eid=w6nggmhfwkudppzzzvjfnq" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" width="400" height="228"></iframe></p><p>On Thanksgiving Day, serve them this <a href="http://i.imgur.com/ELew9.jpg">bacon-wrapped turkey</a>:<br /> <img class="size-lg_horizontal wp-image-13103837" title="baconturkey" src="http://media.salon.com/2012/11/baconturkey-276x307.png" alt="" width="276" height="307" /></p><p>Or <a href="http://unwholesomefoods.com/2010/05/22/turdunkin/">this one</a>, "brined in Dunkin’ Donuts coolattas, stuffed with munchkins and served with coffee gravy and mashed hash browns":</p><p><a href="http://www.salon.com/2012/11/22/plan_the_most_unforgettable_thanksgiving_ever/">Continue Reading...</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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