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Tribeca: Teen horniness — in Norway!
"Turn Me On, Goddammit" offers a dry, appealing Nordic farce about a sex-obsessed small-town teenage girl
A still from "Turn Me On, Goddammit" A dry, sweet, dirty-minded tale set in a nowheresville Norwegian town, “Turn Me On, Goddammit” testifies to the continuing strength — not to mention strangeness — of Scandinavian cinema. Some American distributor will likely give this a whirl following its world premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival, in hopes of an offbeat, “Let the Right One In”-scale hit. This yarn about an innocent-looking but desperately horny teenage girl might not have that much commercial upside, but its bittersweet, faintly depressed brand of Nordic humor is definitely enjoyable.
When we first meet Alma (Helene Bergsholm), an angelic blonde of 15 or 16, she’s sprawled out on the kitchen floor with her hand down her pants, eagerly responding to the instructions of a phone-sex interlocutor called Stig. Sadly, that’s as hot as things get for Alma in her sleepy fjord-side village (I’m not even going to try to spell it); she’s got Stig on the horn and she’s got elaborate nightly fantasies about Artur (Matias Myren), a sleepy-eyed local dreamboat who seems to like her, but not quite enough or not quite that way. If you’re about to sniff that you can’t imagine a teenage girl actually resorting to phone sex, that’s not the point; despite the veneer of downscale European realism in “Turn Me On, Goddammit,” writer-director Jannicke Systad Jacobsen is definitely leading us into the realm of farce.
Things don’t improve for Alma after Artur either does or does not reveal his glorious throbbing manhood to her in an intimate moment amid the ruined outdoor furniture behind the local youth center. Her friends don’t believe her, and Alma becomes a social pariah and the subject of bathroom graffiti. Given that she’s endlessly distracted by sexual fantasies anyway — involving her boss at the convenience store, her best friend’s bitchy sister and pretty much anyone and everyone else — Alma herself can’t be entirely sure what happened.
Shot in bleached-out picture-postcard colors with a few intriguing fillips — sequences told via black-and-white stills; semi-animated letters written to Texas death-row inmates (I really can’t explain it) — “Turn Me On” is fundamentally a wry, affectionate small-town movie, but one that sneaks up on a genuine feminist issue. Boys Alma’s age are expected to be sex-obsessed, but a girl who yearns for action is relentlessly stigmatized, even in the context of a supposedly nurturing and tolerant social democracy. Alma escapes (very briefly) to the bohemian freedom of the big city and scores a modest victory against repression and hypocrisy, but it’s one female libertines everywhere (and their companions) can embrace.
Tribeca: The West Indian cricket revolution
A new documentary explains how a gentleman's sport got a reggae beat, and a Black Power agenda
A still from "Fire in Babylon" If you haven’t spent some of your life in a former British Empire nation — I mean, one besides the United States — then you probably don’t know much about cricket, the Anglocentric sport that’s cousin and/or ancestor to baseball. (I actually played both as a kid, enjoy both as a spectator, and resolutely refuse to take sides on this ancient and symbolic divide.) But Stevan Riley’s documentary “Fire in Babylon” — which had its North American premiere last weekend at the Tribeca Film Festival — is so much fun that you don’t really have to understand much about the nuances of cricketing to get the point.
Continue Reading CloseTribeca: Return of a moviemaking madman
Tony Kaye made the near-classic "American History X" -- and blew up his career. Can "Detachment" bring him back?
Tony Kaye and a still from "Detachment" The turning point in Tony Kaye’s new movie, “Detachment” — which, despite many nameable flaws, is a wrenching and powerful achievement — comes when Lucy Liu, playing a high school guidance counselor, suffers a major breakdown in front of a student. It’s easy to be callous, she shrieks at the bored and bewildered girl in front of her, easy not to give a shit. What takes courage is actually caring about yourself and the world. Sure, you can call that a hackneyed sentiment, and some people won’t get past the fact that “Detachment” is delivering a familiar message in a familiar setting. But two things redeem the scene, at least for me: 1) What Liu says is absolutely true, and it is one of the central problems in contemporary life, and 2) she’s not saying it from some position of cool, removed wisdom; she’s pissed off, filled with rage, and completely losing her shit at a girl whose only crime was announcing that she doesn’t care about school and wants to be a model.
Continue Reading CloseTribeca: The Israeli horror-comedy you’ve been waiting for!
"Rabies" is one of the meanest and funniest horror-comedies you'll ever see
A still from "Rabies" If you polled Israelis about what their country needs most, I’m guessing “horror movies” might rank pretty low on the list, somewhere down below “a peaceful settlement of the Palestinian question” and “Appletinis.” But all boundaries were made to be broken, and any observer of Israel’s inventive and intelligent cinema scene would agree that when the Jewish state finally got around to making a horror flick, it’d be a pisser. And so we have “Rabies,” the debut of writing-directing duo Aharon Keshales and Navot Papushado, which takes the standard stupid-kids-in-the-woods formula and inverts it to delicious, hilarious and extremely mean effect. It premiered this past weekend at the Tribeca Film Festival, and looks like a prospective indie-horror hit if I’ve ever seen one.
Continue Reading CloseTribeca: “Koran by Heart” — Islamic slapdown!
Fundamentalist Islam meets "American Idol" in an enthralling new documentary about an unexpected event
A still from "Koran by Heart" Here’s the only thing I need to say about Greg Barker’s documentary “Koran by Heart,” which premiered this past weekend at the Tribeca Film Festival, at least after I tell you the title: It’s a movie about the International Holy Quran Competition, held every year in Cairo, where students from all over the Muslim world show up to demonstrate their total recall of Islam’s gospel, all 600 pages of it. It’s “Spellbound” plus a poetry slam. Plus Islamic fundamentalism. Exactly: OMG. (I’m sorry about the variant spellings, by the way, but there’s no consistent standard for transliterating Arabic into English. The movie uses “Koran” and Salon uses Associated Press style, which is “Quran.” At least it’s not as bad as Gadhafi/Gaddafi/Qaddafi/Khadafy etc.)
Continue Reading CloseTribeca: “Roadie” escapes Blue Oyster Cult
A 40ish rock 'n' roll washout comes home to Queens in this bleakly audacious yarn from the director of "L.I.E."
Old friends reunite at their favorite bar(Credit: Mara Webster) Fans of Michael Cuesta’s 2001 indie classic “L.I.E.,” which features Brian Cox as the only semi-sympathetic pedophile character in the history of popular media (at least post-Humbert Humbert) — it’s time to celebrate, kind of. And by celebrate I mean have a beer at 10 o’clock in the morning and wear the same clothes four days in a row. If you thought the portrait of downscale, dysfunctional Long Island suburbia in “L.I.E.” was depressing, wait till you see Ron Eldard as the eponymous hero of “Roadie,” playing a 40something guy who gets fired by Blue Öyster Cult (!) after 26 years of shlepping their gear (!!), and winds up back home in Queens doing way too much coke with a couple he knew a long time ago.
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