Nov 19th, 2008 | -- What do you call a Yugo's shock absorbers? Passengers.
-- The new Yugo has an air bag. Before an accident, start pumping real fast.
-- How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill the gas tank!
-- What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill? A miracle.
-- Man to car dealer: "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." Dealer: "Sounds like a fair trade."
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