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Jar Jar Binks on the cover of Rolling Stone?
The magazine turns out to be the only institution in the world that thinks Jar Jar is hip.
There’s nothing more pathetic than a pop-culture mag that’s out of whack
with the times. Case in point: Rolling Stone. In 1991 the magazine buried a
so-so review of an album called “Nevermind” in its record section. In 1995
it fired one of its music editors for daring to say that Hootie and the
Blowfish were lame. And today the magazine is so desperate to stroke the
Lucasfilm juggernaut that it just put the cinematic equivalent of John Tesh
on its cover — and is plainly quite pleased with itself.
The magazine’s “The Phantom Menace.” Jar Jar is the lamest kids’
character pop culture has seen since Barney, but with one huge difference:
Even tots don’t like Jar Jar. They don’t like his floppy ears, they don’t
like his ludicrous walk and they particularly don’t like his language –
which is akin to that of an overweening Jamaican drag queen. Jar Jar Binks
has been the subject of a remarkable collective barf from “Star Wars” fans,
much of this taking the form of myriad Web sites calling for the
rebarbative creature’s death.
The “Jar Jar Binks must die!” phenomenon is largely symptomatic of the fact that there’s little else in “The Phantom Menace” in the way of plot,
character and dialogue that is of interest at all. Yet here is Rolling
Stone, once an interesting journalistic institution, acting as if Jar Jar
Binks is popular, even hip. Writer Jancee Dunn is as wound up as if she were writing about the Spice Girls:
1) She marvels that Jar Jar has his “own language (‘How wude!’).” Uh, Jancee — that’s Babawawa-ese, which must have its own grammar by now.
2) Jar Jar, she writes, “bumbles away with every scene he’s in.” Again, with
Neeson acting as if his wig’s going to fall off any second, this is not a difficult feat.
3) Sales of the action toy are brisk, she reports breathlessly. We doubt this is true, unless kids are feeding them to their Furbies.
4) “He’s the first digital breakout star.” Jancee, please meet Lara Croft. Or Mario the plumber. Or that stupid dancing baby on “Ally McBeal.”
5) Finally, she quotes Time magazine (Time magazine!) and USA Today (USA
Today!) as evidence of Jar Jar’s coolness. Time said that Jar Jar’s drawl will be
“every kid’s secret language this summer.” Time wrote this, we suspect,
before the movie was actually released; any kid today who went around
speaking like Jar Jar would be dead meat in the schoolyard.
In the story, Ahmed Best, the actor who was a place-marker for Jar Jar during
filming, says he asked “Menace” producer Rick McCallum for the dorky rubber head he had to wear. McCallum told him he couldn’t have it — the costume might
be in the Smithsonian some day.
Sure it will. Right next to Howard the Duck.
Cannes don't!
In New York Times' East Coast film bureau, they just love Harvey Weinstein
Culturally and aesthetically, New York and Los Angeles are a continent apart; it’s not surprising, then, that the East Coast and West Coast film bureaus of the New York Times would display similar differences. The current continental divide concerns New York-based Miramax films, as embodied — heftily — in the form of Harvey Weinstein, co-chairman of the company with his brother Bob. When Weinstein, producer of “Shakespeare in Love,” scooped up the best picture Oscar last March, the Times’ L.A. film guy, Bernard Weinraub, was the conduit of choice for Hollywoodites scandalized when — in their minds — the East Coast nouveau riche walked away with the trophy. The hometown favorite was the good St. Steven, whose “Saving Private Ryan” had practically already been given the best-picture Oscar by Tinseltown’s elite. The Los Angeles Times ran a similar story, making Hollywood’s displeasure plain. Neither Weinraub nor the L.A. Times bothered to note that Spielberg himself wasn’t deemed Oscar-worthy by the academy until very recently.
Continue Reading CloseAre Entertainment Weekly writers potheads?
A confused and impenetrable "100 Greatest Moments in Rock" issue misses the fleeting pleasures of pop.
List-crazy Entertainment Weekly’s newest opus, “The 100 Greatest Moments in Rock,” is misconceived and dopily executed. It’s not clear whether the point is supposed to be the most important moments historically, in terms of influence, or just the ones that produced good records. And the chronological arrangement, rather than by actual rank, makes the whole thing impenetrable.
Having made the decision to go chronologically, the magazine is stuck mixing up wholly musical moments with more historical ones. Thus “Little Richard records ‘Tutti-Frutti’” (37) or “‘What’s Going On’ is released” (43) contends with “John meets Paul” (12), “The Replacements sign to Sire” (91) and more mystifying things like “Green Day’s Woodstock II mud melee” (98). The frivolousness of most of the ’90s moments (“Milli Vanilli is exposed” [89], “Ginger quits the Spice Girls” [95]) nicely encapsulates what the magazine thinks is important about this decade.
Continue Reading CloseSilly loved songs
The effect of marijuana on the life and work of Paul McCartney has perhaps not been commented upon enough. With the possible exception of Jerry Garcia, McCartney has certainly been the rock star most enamored of dope. He’s defended grass throughout his career, and his songs are dotted with references to it. There’s also a subtext, explicit to varying degrees, of drug-bust paranoia (see, for example, “Wanderlust,” from “Tug of War”). His associates have often testified he’s an inveterate stoner, and he’s been arrested for possession more than any other major rock star — the last being the infamous 1980 bust in the Tokyo airport, when inspectors found a half-pound of marijuana atop a pile of clothes in his suitcase. McCartney sat in jail for 10 days before being thrown out of the country.
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The effect of marijuana on the life and work of Paul McCartney has perhaps not been commented upon enough. With the possible exception of Jerry Garcia, McCartney has certainly been the rock star most enamored of dope. He’s defended grass throughout his career, and his songs are dotted with references to it. There’s also a subtext, explicit to varying degrees, of drug-bust paranoia (see, for example, “Wanderlust,” from “Tug of War”). His associates have often testified he’s an inveterate stoner, and he’s been arrested for possession more than any other major rock star — the last being the infamous 1980 bust in the Tokyo airport, when inspectors found a half-pound of marijuana atop a pile of clothes in his suitcase. McCartney sat in jail for 10 days before being thrown out of the country.
Continue Reading Close“Is This Desire” — or just bad performance art?
In her first release in three years, Polly Jean Harvey offers sops to a self-consciously hip underground.
For a decade that has been so liberating, and so financially remunerative, for so many unusual artists, the ’90s have been stressful as well. The post-”Nevermind” era opened up radio — and, to a degree not seen since the 1960s, listeners’ ears — to a panoply of sound from visionary sinners and scalawags, all with muses impressively unconcerned with Mammon. In rock’s newly renewed promise of personal expression they found a place, and their fans were rewarded with a dizzying variety of music, including a reinvigoration of guitar rock (Nirvana and Pearl Jam), new landmarks in female trouble (Liz Phair and Polly Harvey), all manner of pop avant-gardism (Beck and the Beastie Boys) and a new and impressively extreme array of the increasingly harsh sounds with which teens perennially irritate their parents.
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