Carlene Bauer

Welcome to the Machine

The women behind "The Mechanic's Guide to Putting Out Records" take up a new battle to save the indies.

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Welcome to the Machine

In 1993, before Starbucks colonized the East Coast and alternative rock became a box to check off on the Columbia House order form, songwriter Lois Maffeo released a tune called “Indie” on Simple Machines, an independent record label in Arlington, Va. The song was a cheer for the do-it-yourself movement, the premise of which was that if you wanted to make a movie or put out a zine or record some music you should do it. “Do it on your own,” she sings. “Be just who you want to be/Get it on in the land of the free.”

The song could be the Simple Machines theme. Jenny Toomey and Kristin Thomson, the two women who founded the label in 1990, ran it with a freewheeling determination to put out records by bands they liked. Toomey and Thomson wanted to spread the good news: Anyone could do it, if they worked hard enough. Simple Machines released singles by underground bands like Superchunk, Bratmobile, Unrest and the Coctails in packaging that was often as complex and lovely as origami. They also managed to donate proceeds of some records to charities benefiting troubled kids, maintain a small media empire through mail order and nab a spot on Lollapalooza for their own band, Tsunami.

Simple Machines, along with label peers Merge, K, Kill Rock Stars, Teenbeat and Dischord, epitomized the can-do spirit that marked independent rock of the ’90s. Toomey and Thomson built their record company — and helped shape a music community — on the ethics of playing fair and playing nice. Very nice. Their “Mechanic’s Guide to Putting Out Records” — which they wrote, self-published and sent out for free to 10,000 young bands — encourages aspiring label heads to send cookies to album-mastering plants in order to humanize business transactions.

That advice seems more quaint than ever, given the current business climate and a seemingly biological imperative for media conglomerates to merge. After Universal swallowed Polygram in late 1998, the Big Six record companies dwindled to the Big Five, which had a lock on 85 percent of the market. Then, just after the recent AOL-Time Warner merger, Time Warner announced that it would acquire EMI, reducing the number of major record companies to four. That, in addition to even more radio consolidation, has turned the music industry into an even bigger threat to independent music than it was when Simple Machines began.

But there’s a crucial difference between then and now. In the early ’90s, there was no such thing as MP3, AVI or RealAudio. Digitally downloadable music, which allows anyone to deliver a song or a record directly to a consumer, has been heralded as the music industry’s exterminating angel for its potential to cut the record industry out of music sales. In theory, the Net removes the distribution advantage that the majors have over indies and gives it to individuals in a way that would have been unthinkable 10 years ago. But in practice, with multimillion-dollar Internet companies such as Emusic trying to sign bands to exclusive deals, majors joining with sites like Listen.com and a thicket of technology that grows knottier by the minute, the new music industry — the online music industry — is just as intimidating and dangerous to independents as the old.

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Although Merge and Matador each celebrated turning 10 in 1999, Toomey and Thomson didn’t reach that milestone. They shut down Simple Machines in 1998. Keeping the catalog in print was prohibitively expensive, and the label required so much of their time that they couldn’t tour with Tsunami to make money. And their part-time jobs had turned full-time. Thomson had also moved to Philadelphia, and the commute was wearing.

In the sixth and final edition of the “Mechanic’s Guide,” they wrote that they were “leaving labels up to the young and the idealistic.” Their statement was a bit coy: Toomey helped lead a successful campaign to establish low-power radio and Thomson is a graduate student studying urban development at the University of Delaware.

Both are still dedicated to helping artists survive in the music industry. In December, Toomey and Thomson launched The Machine, an online forum dedicated to exploring the possibilities and pitfalls of digital music, on the indie rock Website Insound.com.

Toomey and Thomson got the idea after researching digital distribution as a way to keep the Simple Machines catalog in stock. After wading through piles of information on the topic, they decided to share what they’d learned and create a space for folks to puzzle out the incredibly confusing subject. So far, they’ve posted interviews with label heads and artists and hosted chats. They plan to dispense how-to advice on technical matters such as uploading tracks. In a sense, the ongoing project updates the original goal of the “Mechanic’s Guide” — to give power to consumers and the people making music.

So now the women who once sang that “punk means cuddle,” who championed the cassette tape even as the CD reigned supreme, have given themselves to deconstructing a medium that’s decidedly uncuddly. It’s not exactly a vacation, either. “It’s almost as much work as running the label,” says Toomey. “But it’s less of a psychic drain, because I don’t owe anybody money.”

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Toomey and Thomson’s retirement from record-making may seem like one more coffin nail for indie rock. The once-thriving genre comes in only three flavors: noodly, wake-me when-it’s-over-post-rock; fey jet-set retro bubble-gum; and, if it’s got a pulse and smells a little like punk, emo.

Media attention once focused on the underground began dropping off about five years ago. After courting and wooing indie labels and their artists, the majors have figured out that pre-fab boy bands and pop tarts sell more in a day than Built to Spill will in a year. And alternative rock — a dubious attempt to make independent bands into viable stars — now means angsty posturing like that of Matchbox 20. These days, getting someone like Liz Phair on the cover of Rolling Stone seems pretty unlikely. She wouldn’t even make the cover of CMJ New Music Monthly; the alternative music magazine that once saved that spot for bands like Velocity Girl now gives it up to slick, major label fare like Buckcherry.

“It’s changed,” says Slim Moon, the owner of the Kill Rock Stars label. “The market’s smaller. There are fewer fans than there were at its peak in the early- and mid-’90s. But if you’re talking about stuff that crosses over into electronica, there’s a generation of teens and 20-year-olds that aren’t just looking at indie rock but other kinds of music. Every few years there’s going to be new music or a new idea or a new pose and teenagers are going to want it because it doesn’t belong to anybody else.”

What the kids want are MP3s. College campuses, thanks to high-speed Internet connections, are so rife with downloading and uploading that the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) makes a habit of rapping the knuckles of schools that harbor student pirates. But it’s not just kids: Last year, in two days, 150,000 fans downloaded a free Tom Petty single from MP3.com before Warner Bros. quietly moved the single to the label-run Website.

Although the industry is less hesitant than it was only six months ago, it still fears the MP3 format. While the big four struggle to come up with copyright standards and decide what to do about piracy, download marketplaces like EMusic.com and Musicmaker.com have been busy inking deals with indie labels and unsigned artists. “It’s so fun to watch major labels get scared,” Toomey says. “They were so arrogant about being the only game in town for so many years. Now they’ve got to compete with people who are actually smart.”

Although digital distribution promises unlimited artistic freedom, Utopia is already under attack. In short, the larger online sites are starting to act like the major labels once did. When Nirvana broke, the majors went digging, somewhat cluelessly, for similar underground acts, and some made deals with barely tested indie labels. Now, the dot-coms are mining the same ground. The difference is that they don’t really care about finding, much less nurturing, another Nirvana. They’re more interested in attaching themselves to a tested brand — a label or a band with a pre-existing audience — that will draw traffic to their Web sites.

One employee at a major digital music vendor, who didn’t want his name used in this story, called his efforts to sign up indie labels an attempt “to build community around a scene.” At the same time, he dismissed similar companies. “They want the recognizable names so they can assure Wall Street.”

Sites like EMusic.com, Musicmaker.com, MP3.com, Mjuice.com and Epitonic.com ostensibly exist to sell or to give away downloads. A whole album, delivered as a series of digital sound files, can go for up to $9. Singles sell for a dollar or two a track, and sometimes less.

Matt Jervis, who manages music content and independent label promotion for Mjuice.com, admits that selling downloads isn’t keeping his company afloat — that’s taken care of by parternships with other companies and advertisers. It’s the same story for the rest of these companies: They all hope to be in place when the primarily digital-only future comes. But in the meantime, with chump-change prices and users who still expect free music, the songs aren’t making them much money. That said, having brand-name music does bring them the traffic that can prove they’re a worthy investment. Therefore, it makes sense for them to give indies space on their Web sites or give some labels advances on sales, just for access to the label’s catalog. In exchange, the labels receive free promotion — and potentially more sales — for their artists.

“It’s comparable to the interest in the early ’90s,” says Kill Rock Stars’ Moon of the attention and cash offered by these companies. “It brings money into your deal, which is in some ways a good thing — unless you’re too beholden to them.” His label signed a non-exclusive deal with CDuctive, which was acquired by Emusic in December. (Kill Rock Stars is in the process of switching over to an exclusive deal with longtime independent label distributor Mordam, which has branched out into selling downloads.) The label also offers free MP3s on the company Web site — something its 20-year-old webmaster lobbied for.

Moon admits that he was at first “jumpy” about giving the tracks away. “We’re in the business of selling music,” he says. “But I like to believe that we have really good bands, and the more people hear them the more they’ll be sucked in. I’m a forward-looking person, but I have other forward-thinking interests. So Kill Rock Stars is not going to be one of those labels that tries every new idea. We’ll just be a few steps behind.”

Like Moon, other indie types are trying to figure out how their ethics will survive on the Internet. Toomey and Thomson hope that the Machine can help establish an online conscience. One of the first steps is taking a stand on what they see as one of the more immediate threats: the exclusive deals offered, or sometimes demanded in return for cash advances, by the download sites. Usually, in an exclusive deal, labels hand over the digital music rights to their catalog of past and present releases to one site. The label continues to sell the CDs and records themselves, through traditional distributors, record shops and the like.

“It’s a very different media playing field,” says Toomey. “A lot more companies are diversified. As it gets more and more consolidated I think it’s important for independent artists to know as much as they can. This environment is too fluid and changing for anyone to sign an exclusive deal. These sites could merge three times and you could be stuck with them for several years.”

Toomey is right. The speed at which Internet companies make deals and snap up others is unprecedented. In November, EMusic.com acquired CDuctive.com and Tunes.com, the operator of the RollingStone.com and DownBeatJazz.com sites, within a month of each other. Most labels that had deals with CDuctive, now have deals with EMusic.

Insound.com, the indie site sponsoring the Machine, encourages the labels it works with to resist exclusivity. It calls the larger content brokers “meta-labels” and believes that they limit a label’s options of reaching wider audiences.

But Jeff Price, who’s been running the SpinART label for nearly a decade, doesn’t mind exclusive deals. He’s got a five-year agreement with Emusic. He wouldn’t talk about the specifics of the deal, but according to an EMusic spokesman, the standard payout gives 31 percent of album sales (an $8.99 download fee) to the label and 31 percent to the company. Credit-card fees take 5 percent of the gross, and the mechanical royalty — the amount paid to the music publisher that pays the songwriter — takes another 7.1 percent. Twenty-five percent is earmarked for marketing; any of that that is not used goes to the label.

According to Matt Wishnow, one of Insound’s three founding principals, when smaller labels sign away the digital rights to their catalogs, they stand to gain advances of $2,000 to $10,000. Another source said that they could earn as much as $15,000.

Price prefers exclusive deals because he learned a few years ago that making his bands’ music available to several different outlets did not pay off. Price allowed three different download sites to sell the digital version of the Apples in Stereo’s album “Fun Trick Noisemaker.” But his non-exclusive agreements wouldn’t allow him or the band to have a say in how the record was marketed, priced or formated. EMusic, however, chipped in for tour support, advertising and even printed posters that the Apples designed themselves. Plus, says Price, EMusic can provide him with exposure to AOL and Yahoo, which he could never get on his own.

But did he sell out by making an exclusive deal? No, “although 10 years ago I might have said something different,” he says. Price has other priorities now. “I’d like to sell records. I’m 32 years-old. I want to marry my girlfriend. I want to go on vacation. I want to give my employees a raise.”

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Tim Owen, co-owner of 10-year-old Jade Tree, home of bands such as the Promise Ring and Pedro the Lion, thinks that the digital companies bear too close a resemblance to major labels. “They all want exclusive three-to-five-year deals, yet the technology is really five years down the road,” he says. “They’re hot after every indie label they can get their hands on. We wouldn’t do a deal with a major, so why do a deal with one of these MP3 companies, when they are going to get bought by a Microsoft or someone in a year or two or three?”

Owen says he and co-founder Darren Walters have been offered six-figure deals for their catalog. Although Owen loves the fact that his mail-order business has quadrupled since he set up a shopping cart on Jade Tree’s Web site, he could care less about digital music. “I buy records. This MP3 stuff is for a different generation than mine. It’s being aimed at Generation Y, these young kids that don’t even know what a record player is.”

Well, some of them do. Insound’s median visitor age is 23. For that reason, says Wishnow, the site spotlights the newer indie faves. (“I’d rather listen to the Clean or the Replacements myself,” says Wishnow, who’s 25.) But Insound can’t keep 7-inch singles in stock. The site also sells zines, independent films on video and hard-to-find vinyl; it hosts chats with bands, links to Web radio stations, is starting its own label and streams music videos that once upon a time would have been in heavy rotation on MTV’s “120 Minutes.” “We were looking to create a place where people could come together,” says Wishnow. The biggest barrier to the indie rock world is not lack of talent or desire but it’s the lack of resources.”

Insound aims to provide some. Last spring, the site started its Tour Support series, which helped bands like the Danielson Familie and June of 44 raise money while on the road. Insound made 1,000 CDs, half of which it kept to sell via the site, half of which went to the bands to sell after shows. The bands got to keep their profits.

Clearly, Insound is a business with principles, and it’s paying off, if not earning the same sort of major cash infusions seen over at Emusic or MP3.com. But Insound is a different sort of site, one that’s trying to do everything for a niche market, instead of trying to aggregate the world. By “neglecting the average music fan since March 1, 1999,” as its slogan says, it’s now attracting 15,000 users a day. It’s done such a good job that CDNow wants to copy it. The online retailer recently sent out letters to independent labels and zines to enlist them in participating in a new project — turning part of their store into “the equivalent of Insound.”

If Insound looks like an Internet incarnation of Simple Machines’ brand of D.I.Y., it’s not a coincidence. Ari Sass, one of its three principals, interned for Toomey and Thomson. It’s something of a legacy, one that’s playing out here, on the Machine and elsewhere on the Net where the lessons learned in the early ’90s are bubbling up online.

The next decade’s version of punk, then, could be an even more business-minded mobilization against the mainstream. And it might look a lot like Insound, which has both indie cred and an investment-banking pedigree — principal Christian Anthony used to work at J.P. Morgan. “It doesn’t matter how many people we market to,” says Wishnow, “as long as we’re not straying from our ideals.”

That’s a statement that people like Wishnow have been making for the past 20 years. But it’s still remarkable, in its own way, a call for integrity, sounding against the Internet’s unlimited potential for selling out.

Sharps & Flats

Mogwai's migrainous wankery has absolutely no potential for popular appeal.

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Pavement front man Stephen Malkmus once told Melody Maker that he thought Mogwai was the best band of the 21st century. It’s possible that the Scottish quintet has already played out that endorsement. The band makes music that is elementary and epic at once, usually erected with nothing more than twinkling riffs, a lugubrious two-step on drums and a sometimes migrainous, sometimes serene guitar undercurrent. It’s a neat trick — once. Performed over and over, on three albums, a remix record and two EPs, it’s a rock ‘n’ roll swindle, one that Mogwai has pulled off with the help of an adoring indie rock cognoscenti.

Mogwai won the hearts of this mostly male cabal because the band’s boring, grandiose non-rock has no potential for popular appeal. If members of the boys’ club can take the repetitive, glacial-paced attack like a man they’ll end up with a musical favorite safe from co-opting sorority girls.

But this scenario’s nothing new. In an act of self-preservation, his indie world is always declaring some group The Only Band That Matters (see Tortoise, Modest Mouse, Cat Power, Sleater-Kinney, etc). Sometimes it’s easy to see what the fuss is about, but Mogwai make it difficult. On “EP + 2,” a follow-up to this year’s “Come On Die Young,” the band continues to move away from the loud-soft terrorism practiced on “Young Team” (1997) and toward a majestic, menacing calm layered with the occasional wash of horns, piano trills or found sound. To say anything more profound about the EP would require spending some time staring at the speakers, waiting for enlightenment and settling for the uneasy feeling that the indie rock cabal knows more than you do. The music must be as transcendent as they say it is, right? Especially with portentous song titles like “Burn Girl Prom Queen” and “Rage: Man.”

“Rage=This Girl Critic” is more like it. Because I tried to appreciate the record and ended up with the same complex I got from attending Mogwai’s 1998 CMJ Music Marathon show, which I caught on the advice of a friend whose praise of the band was as hyperbolic as Malkmus’. I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t a bunch of Scottish kids grinding out a horrific guitar evil without a climax in sight. When I glanced around the cramped furnace of a bar to see if I was the only one in pain, it seemed that some rock ‘n’ roll rapture had occurred. Those of us who weren’t in the know — or who weren’t stoned — had been left behind on Earth to weather some apocalypse brought down by five Druidlike soccer thugs shrouded in hooded sweatshirts and hunched over their instruments.

This sight must have been unbearably lovely to the guy next to me, because he was leaning against the wall, eyes closed, a smile on his face, looking very much like he was enjoying the abuse. A girlfriend stood next to him, looking puzzled but still game. We were two of the only females in a room packed with sweaty boys going apoplectic from all the instrumental flogging. Which now makes me think that pity, not paranoia, should be the proper response to all those bewitched boys: making sound critical judgments must be awfully difficult to manage when your hands are so full of wankery.

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Sharps & Flats

Kathleen Hanna and Le Tigre say dance first and theorize later.

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What do you do for an encore after you’ve co-written the soundtrack for revolution grrrl-style now? If you’re ex-Bikini Kill front woman Kathleen Hanna, you give up the growl and seek liberation through the groove. Hanna and Bikini Kill, her four-piece punk band, led the confrontational, early-’90s female-powered charge against sexism and other societal ills with verbally viscous three-chord rants. The band quietly broke up in ’98, just before Hanna released her solo debut, a low-tech, digitally enhanced affair that she recorded as her alter-ego, Julie Ruin. Hanna’s latest project, Le Tigre, is a similar affair, a collaboration with video artist Sadie Benning and zine author Johanna Fateman.

But this switch, from the screech of Bikini Kill to the rudimentary bump and grind of Le Tigre, doesn’t mean Hanna’s finished being a pain in the patriarchy’s ass. On Le Tigre’s self-titled album, she’s still a creative force, even when she’s not screaming, “Suck my left one.” The new record’s thesis: Never underestimate the power of feminism, especially when it’s articulated by a girl group with punked-out, primitive electronica.

If Bikini Kill was the second coming of the woman-fronted ’70s punk band X-Ray Spex, Le Tigre is a cunning Gang of Three that stages witheringly deadpan attacks on targets like the art world and the boys’ club of film with samples, keyboards, guitars and turntables. The beats have all the technological sophistication of vintage video games; riffs and hooks detonate with the visceral impact of thrash. Le Tigre wants you to dance first and make your theory-informed critiques later.

On “What’s Yr Take on Casavetes,” the band chants the titular question over a menacing grind while voices shout out “Genius! Misogynist! Alcoholic! Messiah!” The garage rock romp “My My Metrocard” pits the limitless possibilities of travel through New York’s five boroughs against the dictatorial ways of mayor and strip-bar nemesis Rudy Guiliani.

But the record isn’t all arch nose thumbing. It’s moody as your kid sister. When it’s not antagonistic and sarcastic, it’s needy and exultant, lurching from guitar-lacerated new wave to swinging ’60s rhythms, from synth-cushioned self-examination to toy-piano-laced ballads about childhood neighbors.

“Hot Topic,” a combination shout-out and call to arms, is the second track on the record, but it would make the perfect ending to this agitpop enterprise. In her Dusty Springfield-on-helium voice, Hanna carries the playground melody like a banner and ticks off a list of inspirational women that includes Nina Simone, Dorothy Allison, Gertrude Stein and Cibo Matto. “So much shit to get and give into,” Hanna sings. “So many rules and so much opinion/So much bullshit, but we won’t give in.” Her exhortation, which floats atop a Motown stomp that approximates the echoey crash of feet pounding on auditorium bleachers, is filled a conviction infectious enough to make you wanna kick Fred Durst’s ass.

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Sharps & flats

Archer Prewitt's songs sound like they were written on a piece of shag carpet resting in a slice of sun.

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Archer Prewitt spent his formative years in indie rock suited up in a coat and tie, playing avant-lounge with the young Chicagoans known as the Coctails. Since that band’s 1995 demise, Prewitt has shed the monkey suit several times over. As a member of the Sea and Cake, he recorded four albums of mellow minimalist pop. Then, in 1997, Prewitt released his first solo album, the understated, orchestrated “In the Sun.”

“White Sky,” his second solo effort, isn’t a radical departure from its predecessor, but it proves that Prewitt is a singular talent, an assured songwriter whose work borrows from pop’s past and sparkles with contemporary charms. The nine songs — based on folk-rock, funk, bachelor pad ballads and soul — linger even without lyrical hooks or verse-chorus-verse obviousness. They feel like something Prewitt dreamed up while lying on a shag carpet in a slice of mid-afternoon sun. What makes them special is that Prewitt infuses the laid-back aura with an overt but never alienating intelligence. He makes the music tell the story: His arrangements create images through subtle shifts in instrumentation.

The joyful opener, “Raise on High,” begins with a few notes of chiming electric guitar, eventually builds into a tune driven by horns, then fades out with a flute-and-string serenade. “Shake” is primarily an exercise in white-boy funk, but seamlessly weaves other sounds of the ’70s — jazz-bewitched Joni Mitchell, disco sweep — into the mix. “Motorcycle,” the album’s big, sprawling rock tune, has lots of muscle, and the folk-jam looseness makes it easy to forgive the questionable Van Halen-esque lead guitar.

Assisting Prewitt in fleshing out his own Mellotron and guitar sounds are several Chicago musicians who backed him up on “In the Sun.” Next to players like Dave Max Crawford, Susan Voelz, Edith Frost and ex-Coctail Mark Greenberg, Prewitt’s warm, reedy vocals are almost always low in the mix, which is part of the point. Prewitt uses the texture of the music to give emotional weight to lyrics that can be a little pallid. On “Last Summer Days,” for instance, Prewitt sings, almost sighs, “Hey, now/Where you going to?” The song, about a seasonal romance, suddenly turns from lush, bittersweet “Norwegian Wood” folk to minor-keyed acoustic guitar. Within a few bars, he’s put your heart in your throat. She left him, and you can hear it in the music.

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Mightier than the sword

True-crime writer James Tully puts Charlotte Bront

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When she wasn’t writing novels, Charlotte Brontk busied herself stirring up some bosom-heaving drama of her own. Possessed by jealousy and love, the eminent Victorian kept quiet when her curate husband,
Arthur Bell Nicholls, poisoned her siblings Branwell and Emily. Charlotte herself also
managed to poison her youngest sister, Anne, and eventually died at the
hands of her husband, who wanted to silence one last possible snitch.
If that doesn’t sound like anything you ever read in your “Norton
Anthology of British Literature,” there’s a
reason: This is the Brontk legend according to British true-crime writer James
Tully, whose mystery novel “The Crimes of Charlotte Brontk” owes more to
the Fleet Street school of journalism than the Penguin Classics.

Tully, whose previous book was the nonfiction “Prisoner 1167: The Madman Who
Was Jack the Ripper,” originally submitted his tale to his British publishers as true
crime; Robinson Publishing suggested that his somewhat suspect theories might go over better in novel form. So his conjecture
appears in the form of a deposition given by Martha Brown, a housemaid who did in fact serve the Brontks. (Her protracted dalliance
with Nicholls, however, is invented.) Martha’s story is framed by that of
Charles Coutts, a lawyer who discovered the document and frequently
interrupts Brown to corroborate her testimony.

The resulting schizophrenic narrative veers between Gothic soap opera
and actual scholarship. When it’s soapy, you’re treated to prose as unwittingly
comic in its relentless lack of humor as an academic article on, say,
the concept of the diseased landscape in “Jane Eyre.” A sample, from
Martha’s confession to a rendezvous with Nicholls:

“I do not wish to set down all that happened next — let it be enough to
say that we ended up on the stones of the kitchen floor and when, but a few moments later it
seemed, we got to our feet again we both knew that things would never be
the same again.”

Imagine “Unsolved Mysteries” shooting on remote from the
moors and you might get an idea as to the grace of Tully’s
storytelling; scenes often beg for the subtitle “dramatic reenactment.”

And yet Tully doesn’t miss every mark. When he nearly throws off all
pretense at fiction — as he does in the epilogue — he manages to draw
convincing parallels between the symptoms of the three women poisoned by
Jack the Ripper (purportedly his area of expertise) and those exhibited by
the dying Brontks. Most historians accept the theories
that Branwell died from drink and drugs, Emily and Anne from tuberculosis and
Charlotte, possibly pregnant at the time, from a digestive-tract ailment.

In the end, however, Tully fails to mount a convincing argument. As
evidence, he notes the perhaps mysterious lack of detailed medical records,
three deaths in nine months and all those bestsellers from three little
girls who didn’t have much formal instruction. But he can’t do better than
reinterpret these facts to suit his own theories. What really requires
addressing here is the specter of misogyny that hovers over Tully’s book –
not his chimerical allegations of foul play.

Tully believes that Charlotte Brontk’s additional crimes included
unseemly talent and drive. His Charlotte is a greedy, cheap, delusional,
jealous spinster who only seems to soften up, of course, when she is
satisfying her sexual appetite. Coutts — Tully’s alter ego — sums up her
life:

“Basically she was a domineering and ambitious child who became a domineering and ambitious woman … The only ways in which she
could offset the feelings of shame and inferiority were to tell herself
that she was intellectually superior … and to attempt to dominate … and
become the centre of attention.”

The carps are of antique vintage, not dissimilar to complaints
lodged by some of Brontk’s contemporaries and critics, who felt that her
examination of women’s lives was too honest and charged with feeling.
On the publication of “Villette,” a female critic who had called “Jane
Eyre” “a dangerous book” wrote of Brontk’s characters: “We want a woman at
our hearth, and [Brontk's] impersonations [of women] are without the
feminine element, infringers of all modest restraints, despisers of
bashful fears, self-reliant, contemptuous of prescriptive decorum.”

In writing “The Life of Charlotte Brontk,” Charlotte’s friend and fellow
novelist Elizabeth Gaskell — whose own daughter had to ask her permission
to read “Jane Eyre” — aimed to silence those complaints. She made sure to
erase all traces of rebellion and irreverence from Charlotte’s life in
order to present her as a virtuous woman who had suffered much, to prove
that she really was as church-mouse demure as she appeared to be.
The crimes that Tully pins on her — too much ambition, too much longing to
be heard — are ones that Charlotte probably would have owned up to.
Guilty of wanting more than her Victorian world would allow, she spent her
life torn between her desires and her duty as a sister, daughter and wife.

She couldn’t muster up the necessary subservience needed to be a
governess, or the patience required to teach. While instructing at a
girls’ school in her early 20s, she filled her journal with acidic
disappointment in her less-than-stellar students and agonized over the
workload that prevented her from writing. “If I had time to indulge it,”
she wrote of one fleeting inspiration, “I felt that the vague sensations
of that moment would have settled into some narrative better at least
than any thing I ever produced before. But just then a Dolt came up with
a lesson. I thought I should have vomited.”

And she was ready to die a spinster if that meant a writing life
uninterrupted by the demands of marriage. “I could not sit all day
making a grave face before my husband,” she declared to her friend Ellen
Nussey, on refusing the hand of Ellen’s stuffy brother.

But on the few occasions Charlotte decided to become besotted, the
objects of her intense affections were off-limits or beyond her station.
While studying and teaching at the Pensionnat Heger in Brussels, Belgium, she
fell in love with its owner, the married Constantin Heger, and stalked him
through the post. She enjoyed a close friendship with her publisher,
George Smith, that skirted romance. But he eventually married someone
more amenable to the role of angel of the house. She turned down four
proposals during her lifetime — including one from Nicholls, to whom she
would eventually relent.

The accusations in Tully’s book, admittedly, will do no real damage to
Brontë’s reputation. So why pay attention to such a crackpot theory about
the great writer, couched in fiction, unsupported by hard evidence?

Perhaps because some of us still can’t bear, as Gaskell couldn’t, to “have
another syllable that could be called coarse associated with [Brontk's]
name.” A world of young women came of age under Brontk’s tutelage. The
eloquent indignation of her heroines — Jane Eyre, Shirley (if
you can get through Brontë’s “social novel” of that name) and Villette — clangs around
unforgettably in the mind of the adolescent girl. These are plain, prickly,
bookish women who must do battle with pretty girls and a host of other
injustices while angling for independence and brooding heroes, and who are brought to
you by a plain, prickly, bookish woman. I’d be hard pressed to come up with
recent novels by women that fooled me into thinking something was at stake
the way her books do.

Near the end of her life, however, Charlotte left clues that hinted at
her own inability to find and keep the independence with which she endowed her
heroines. A post-wedding letter to Nussey reveals that married life
might have encroached upon more of her freedom than she bargained for:
“It is a solemn and strange and perilous thing for a woman to become a wife.”

That her own story should end with a mysterious admission of
quiet desperation — an admission of, perhaps, her failure to meet her own
expectations — is much more chilling than anything in Tully’s pulp fiction.

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Bearly reading

When a UC-Berkeley professor put the world's favorite Zen bear on her summer reading list, the Pooh hit the fan.

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A Bear of Pleasing Manner and a Positively Startling Lack of Brain has caused a Small Ruckus Over Nothing at the University of California at Berkeley. All because integrative biology professor Marian Diamond made A.A. Milne’s “The Complete Tales of Winnie-the-Pooh” her pick for the college’s unofficial summer reading list — which also includes Genesis and Exodus.

The San Francisco Chronicle and the Associated Press took notice; Jay Leno and Craig Kilborn lobbed potshots. A Reuters item in the New York Times reported
that the list was “recommended reading for all freshman” and put “Milne on a par with” two-fifths of the Pentateuch. It’s the
sort of academic news blurb that sends conservative pundits reaching for their guns, blasting the book’s inclusion as typical of the leftist sophistry that would have the best minds of a generation doing sex work for credit.

But the inclusion made this liberal arts flunky a little wary as well. What can incoming freshman learn from the bear that they can’t already
glean from the winsome Milne aphorisms emblazoned on those ubiquitous “Classic Pooh” trinkets? Or by flipping through Benjamin Hoff’s point-of-purchase classics “The Tao of Pooh” and “The Te of Piglet”? After a close reading of “The House at Pooh Corner,” however, I realized
that the bardic bear could do battle with the Great Books if he had to, even if his philosophy isn’t nestled in iambic pentameter. He’s got his
own ars poetica, for one. (“Poetry and hums aren’t things which you get,” he tells Piglet, “they’re things which get you. And all you can do
is to go where they can find you.”)

But I’ll say no more on this. An entire school of Pooh thought exists to make this point for me, devoted to re-visioning Pooh as Avatar of Grand
Thoughts Espoused by the West — see titles like “Pooh and the Millennium,” “Pooh and the
Philosophers” and “The Pooh Perplex,” a 1962 book that skewers lit-crit movements
by applying them to tales of the Hundred-Acre Wood.

So no one needs to get their bow tie in a knot. Besides, a conversation with Steve Tollefson — a lecturer in the university’s college writing program who has been coordinating the list for nearly 15 years with Ellen Meltzer, the head of UC-Berkeley’s teaching library — reveals that the Reuters item blew things out of proportion. No one has to read Milne, he emphasizes. The goal of the list, which students receive with orientation forms, is to remind students
that Berkeley promises more than bureaucracy — a life of the mind awaits.
Faculty and staff are asked to choose a book for personal, not professional reasons. It’s a noble effort to mobilize against the
academic careerism that begins in nursery school — although it’s an effort that
Tollefson seems to recognize as futile.

“We tell them that these are books they might want to have with them if they’re lying on a beach somewhere,” says Tollefson. “Of course, most
of them don’t lie on the beach,” he adds, referring to Berkeley students’ overachieving habits. Diamond chose “Winnie-the-Pooh” because it is a “simple little story which provides a certain peace of mind which has somehow been overrun with technology,” according to the text of the reading list — but Milne’s appreciation of idling might be lost on Diamond’s audience.

At the close of “The House at Pooh Corner,” for instance, Christopher Robin explains
his going away to school with “I’m not going to do Nothing anymore.” When Pooh asks, “Never again?” the boy answers, “Well, not so much. They don’t let you.” Doing Nothing when you could be interning with heart surgeons? The notion might be as baffling as a first skirmish with Derrida.

Perhaps students looking for a summer read could do worse than to sing ho! for the life of a bear after all. “They’re always going to read Ayn
Rand,” Tollefson says. “And I guess we can’t do anything about that.”

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