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Every now and then, flight attendants must fly with the unwashed masses. It sucks.
Thursday, Dec 14, 2000 8:00 PM UTCEntertainment Air Travel, Travel
Every now and then, flight attendants must fly with the unwashed masses. It sucks.
Thursday, Dec 14, 2000 8:00 PM UTCA smuggled swine raises a ruckus on a cross-country flight.
Friday, Nov 3, 2000 8:30 PM UTCShe hated my guts and ached to put me in a headlock, but I swear I never meant to send her to Barbados.
Friday, Oct 20, 2000 7:30 PM UTCLuckless birds, wayward engine pieces and frozen aircraft stowaways are plummeting from the sky.
Friday, Oct 6, 2000 7:00 PM UTCTurbulence strikes while I'm in the lavatory, and I become a virtual Peter Pan.
Friday, Sep 22, 2000 7:00 PM UTCFinally, the time had come for me to face Big Bertha -- the airborne antichrist.
Friday, Sep 8, 2000 7:00 PM UTCWhile fantasizing about a Salma Hayek wannabe, I accidentally broke the plane.
Friday, Aug 25, 2000 7:00 PM UTCShe was into sexual domination, crazy laughter and toothpaste; I was having the scariest, sexiest time of my life.
Thursday, Aug 24, 2000 7:09 PM UTCTo immobilize air ragers, airlines try on the handcuffs and straps of the "Body Restraint Package."
Friday, Aug 11, 2000 7:00 PM UTCConsoling odds: Your chances of dying in a domestic plane crash are still less than one in a million.
Monday, Jul 31, 2000 7:00 PM UTCLies in the sky: An inside look at United Airlines' abysmal service.
Friday, Jul 28, 2000 7:00 PM UTCAdventures in real-life airplane stickups. (And you thought hijacking hardly happened anymore.)
Friday, Jul 14, 2000 7:00 PM UTCIt's a zoo up there! You never know what hairy critter you might meet on your next flight.
Friday, Jun 30, 2000 7:00 PM UTCLike high-altitude ninjas, they abandon the crowded coach cabin for an unoccupied seat in first class.
Friday, Jun 16, 2000 7:00 PM UTCMini-dramas unfold on a Colombian odyssey. First of two parts.
Tuesday, May 30, 2000 7:00 PM UTCBetter than anyone, flight attendants know the nightmare that is airline food.
Tuesday, May 16, 2000 4:00 PM UTCMurderous thoughts are generally discouraged at Club Med. Leave it to the Canadians to send you to the brink.
Tuesday, May 2, 2000 4:00 PM UTCCan a passenger be thrown off a plane for offensive body odor?
Tuesday, Apr 18, 2000 4:00 PM UTCSince July 1997, over a dozen passengers have attempted to breach cockpit doors during commercial airline flights. We've been lucky so far.
Saturday, Apr 8, 2000 4:00 PM UTCFlight attendants can fly anywhere for almost nothing -- but sometimes, there's a catch.
Tuesday, Mar 21, 2000 5:00 PM UTCPage 1 of 2 in Elliott Neal Hester