Jeff Stark
“A Man Apart”
Yes, Vin Diesel still rocks. But you wouldn't know it from this dreary, predictable sub-"Traffic" action flick.
Action movies can be stupid, boneheaded, and absurdly impossible, but they should never be boring. That’s hardly the only problem with Vin Diesel’s newest vehicle, a busted old Firebird with too much primer on the fenders called “A Man Apart.” It’s also absurdly unlikely, mawkishly sentimental and almost incoherent at times. But who cares? The bottom line is that right in the middle of the movie’s big gun battle, I found myself looking at my watch. Would I get out of this thing before the burger place closed?
“A Man Apart” is basically a revenge tale set somewhere on the backlot of the “Traffic” set. Diesel plays a DEA agent who uses streetwise tactics to fight the drug war along the Mexico-California border. We learn immediately that he’s not the kind of guy who plays by the rules. (Are they ever?) He and his partner, Larenz Tate, are working with Mexican cops to bust a kingpin they’ve been tracking for seven years. When the bust finally goes down in Tijuana they, as Americans, are not allowed to have assault rifles like the rest of the Mexican cops. Diesel works his way around the prohibition with a little 9-millimeter friend. And of course he’s the guy who nabs the baddie.
Then we’re off to Diesel’s beachside home in San Diego (I guess they pay DEA cops buckets of money, you know, so they’re not tempted by the millions in cash they could get from scumbag runners for looking the other way). The next few scenes exist simply to establish that Diesel genuinely loves his attractive wife (Jacqueline Obradors), so much so that he kisses her under a beach sunset with the seagulls in the background. Even though you’ll be trying to decide if you’ve ever seen a more clichéd representation of what love or marriage means, you still know that something’s going to go horribly wrong.
And of course it does. That means that Vin Diesel has to figure out who did the bad thing. His thirst for revenge leads him to an unlikely alliance with the kingpin he busted at the start of the film, plus some old friends who work outside the law on special projects like this. All signs point to Diablo, a person or team or evil presence that is trying to take over the border’s coke pipeline.
Look, I like Vin Diesel. He’s a good, maybe great, action star. He’s tough, cool and he gives off this impossible sense that he would have no problem kicking your ass, but he’d rather go snowboarding with you and grab a couple of microbrews, brah. As a straight guy, you don’t even mind the idea of him busting out of his shirt. It’s hot with all that fire and explosion and gunplay, you know, and it was in the way.
There’s a chance that Diesel thought that he was going to get serious in “A Man Apart.” He certainly doesn’t have to say as anything as absurd as “I live my life a quarter-mile at a time” — one of the many howlers from “The Fast and the Furious.” But he never gets to do anything as cool as ride a zipline from a parachute to a remote-controlled speedboat with a nuclear bomb on board, either, like he did in “XXX.”
To be fair, Diesel isn’t bad in “A Man Apart.” He’s always forceful, and he manages to communicate a sense of dazed anger, a mien to match his scruffy facial hair. It’s just that the script is never really there for him. He has to go outside the law? Well, isn’t that what drug-cop action stars like him always have to do? There’s a double-, maybe triple-cross betrayal among dealers? We weren’t supposed to believe them, were we?
Diesel never takes off his shirt in “A Man Apart.” He bitch-slaps a Porsche-driving playboy called Hollywood Jack (who’s probably gay), he handles an array of weaponry and he fucks up some scumbags, but there’s not a single moment when you wonder what might happen next or when the spectacle simply leaps off the screen. You’ve seen it all before.
Me too, but “A Man Apart” wasn’t a complete loss. The burger place was still open, and the fries were delicious.
“Spun”
Hot clothes, hot music, hot stars (John Leguizamo, Mena Suvari, Brittany Murphy) -- but this tale of Southern California speed freaks works too hard for its high.
I hate “Spun.” And one of the things that I hate about it is that I liked it so much. It looks horribly great, it has cool stars, and the vaguely indie-rock soundtrack is pretty good. The dizzying sensation of the movie is something like watching an hour and a half’s worth of music videos on fast forward. It’s a fun movie in a disorienting way, especially if you like hot clothes and can laugh at awful things.
But it’s really a low, low movie, the kind of thing that makes you feel bad for liking it. It’s moralistic about drug use, but at the same time weirdly glamorizes it by working so hard to make the movie itself so hip. (This is the kind of picture where even the buffoonish cops wear vintage Levi Sta-Prest jeans.) “Spun’s” meta-message — if there is such a thing — is that drugs are bad, but you probably want to do a lot of them for a while so you can make some cool art or something. In fact, just say “crystal” and the dopest actors in Hollywood will run toward you.
Continue Reading CloseWhat’s the opposite of denial?
"Laurel Canyon" director Lisa Cholodenko on casting the "awesome" Frances McDormand, the influence of D.H. Lawrence (whom she hasn't read) and the sexuality of her interviewer.
Lisa Cholodenko’s second movie takes place in the hippie-historic Laurel Canyon area of Los Angeles, but the filmmaker is firmly from the suburban San Fernando Valley. You can hear it in her “likes,” her “totallys” and her “awesome.”
“Laurel Canyon” is a movie about seduction and temptation and lust, but at its center it’s an intricate character drama about what it means to be emotionally responsible. Frances McDormand plays Jane, a record producer trying to get a hit out of an English band in her home studio. Jane is in her 40s, smokes pot and sleeps with the much younger lead singer of the band (Alessandro Nivola).
Continue Reading Close“Amandla! A Revolution in Four-Part Harmony”
An extraordinary new documentary traces the South African freedom struggle through its joyous, defiant music.
There’s a moment in every documentary about the American civil rights movement that sets you shaking. You see a montage of black-and-white footage. Marchers. Lunch counter strikes. Police dogs. And then Martin Luther King Jr. stands in front of that massive crowd. And the portentous music drops away from the score, and you hear just his voice, its cadence, its tenor, its message. You would do anything that man asked, not just because of the way he said it, but because he was right.
“Amandla!” extends that tingly Martin Luther King moment for an hour and a half. Lee Hirsch’s documentary about the role music and especially freedom songs played in the 50-year struggle against South African apartheid takes on a massive subject. The central point of the film is that you can’t separate the songs from the movement, and that through the songs you can uncover the story of the struggle. It’s a beautiful movie about the power of music, about the power of being right. In a way, you shouldn’t even read about this movie. It has to be heard.
Continue Reading Close“It’s a game between the director and the spectator”
Laetitia Colombani, the 27-year-old French filmmaker behind the new erotic thriller "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not," on madness, manipulation and movies.
Laetitia Colombani got lucky. The 27-year-old French director wrote a screenplay as a thesis assignment at her university. Like any ambitious student, she entered the script in a contest and sent it to a famous producer, not expecting much.
The script went over better than she could have possibly imagined. Six months later, Colombani began shooting “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not” with Audrey Tautou, the pixie-faced charmer who starred in “Amélie.”
Continue Reading Close“Biker Boyz”
Badass black bikers, led by an awesome Laurence Fishburne, tear up the L.A. night. But there's not enough fast and even less furious.
You already know “Biker Boyz” is a silly movie. If you need more evidence than the Z in the title, there is the ridiculous tag line — “Burn rubber, not your soul” — and protagonists named “Kid” and “Smoke.”
There will never be a good movie with a character named “Smoke.”
“Biker Boyz” is about fast motorcycles and the tough dudes — and even tougher chicks — who soup them up in illegal street races. Unfortunately, it’s about more than that. It’s also about fathers and sons, about hubris and respect and about learning lessons. There are not enough explosions for this kind of movie.
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