Joe Coscarelli

Salon’s Celebrity Gift Guide: Michelle Obama

From a nifty pedometer to luxury bedding -- presents of rest and relaxation for the busy, successful mother

First Lady Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama is a mother on the go. Not only is she keeping her own family healthy and on track, she’s steering the entire country in a positive direction through education, exercise initiatives and community outreach. For an overloaded woman like her, you’ll need to keep it practical — and spoil her in simple, straightforward ways.

  • Help the mom who never stops prove it to the world with a pocket pedometer from Omrom ($32.99), which will quantify her activity by measuring steps, calories and distance. A seven-day history catalogs an entire week of exercise, while the whole device weighs only a pound and can be dropped in a bag or purse and still work uninterrupted. It’s both offbeat — poking fun at the nonstop bustle — and functional, with included software that graphs heart rate and blood pressure.
  • To insist she take some alone time, give a woman like Michelle a Manduko Pro yoga mat ($100) in the purplish Black Magic shade (for extra flash). Channeling all outward energy through yoga will help to slow down her mind, optimize her breathing — and assure her that a nervous breakdown is not an option. It’s something to fall back on, literally, and it comes with a lifetime warranty.
  • When it’s finally time to rest, she should do so like a queen: on a royal bed that’s as soft as a cloud, with a thread count that’s off the charts. Area makes an elegant set of Pearl sheets, made from 100 percent organic cotton sateen, basic and clean, with various components available in white, ivory, cement and shadow. Group a king-size duvet ($310), a fitted sheet ($200), a flat sheet ($210) and pillowcases ($110) and it all adds up to a heavenly night’s sleep.

Salon’s Celebrity Gift Guide: Justin Bieber

From a cool side satchel to a must-have flip camera -- what to buy your tech-crazy, music-loving teen

Justin Beiber

The musically talented, girl-crazy teenager is honing his look and developing an interest in style. But it’s his love of music that really gets him going: He dreams of taking over the entertainment world — and never leaves the house without his headphones.

  • Backpacks are for children, but a guy like Bieber is always moving, so the solution is a stylish bag from Topman like the Dunlop Despatch Bag ($44). It’s hipper than a messenger bag, still convenient and appropriately manly for a kid who aspires to toughness (but probably hasn’t shaved yet). It’s vintage enough to always be in and girls will be impressed so long as the little Bieber pretends Mommy didn’t pick it out.
  • He’s probably had an iPod since he could walk, so harnessing his interest in music should be easy. Give him a leg up on his digital peers with a Crosley Autorama record player and ensure his appreciation for old-school jams. This model includes a radio and built-in stereo speakers, so he can learn for himself that an MP3 just doesn’t crackle in the same way.
  • If you trust your young one’s more performative tendencies, a Flip MinoHD video camera ($199) might just make someone with Bieber’s skills a star. With 8 GB and up to two hours of footage, the Flip can capture high-definition, easily downloadable clips of singing, dancing, skateboarding and so on, all without any batteries. As far as accessories go, a tripod ($9.88) will push his production values to a new level, and a special underwater case allows the thing to operate at the lake, the beach or the pool. Your teen, too, can be a YouTube sensation.
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Salon’s Celebrity Gift Guide: Jonathan Franzen

From Ken Burns documentaries to electronic bikes -- what to buy your favorite bookish, guilty liberal

Jonathan Franzen

As the author of the year’s most critically acclaimed novel, “Freedom,” a guy like Jonathan Franzen comes from a place of extreme empathy, with an understanding of both intimate familial relations and progressive politics. The right gift allows the bookish type — slightly neurotic, a little pretentious and always worried about the environment (with a passion for bird-watching) — to indulge in his many interests.

  • To actually get him out of the house (and out of his own head), someone like Franzen needs a pair of Bushnell PowerView wide-angle binoculars ($48.33) for bird-watching or other outdoor examinations. They’re not tough to use — the Insta-Focus feature does most of the work — and fresh air comes free; for the family, it’ll provide some welcome silence, because as he’ll learn soon enough, talking about the latest global warming news will scare away the birds.
  • Like a sports car for a guilty liberal, the Optibike USV Commuter electric bike ($5,995) comes in electric red and can really fly. It has a range of 20 miles on just the battery, with an option for a more extended charge, and costs only $.07 to fill up. Kevlar tires handle rough terrain and a 500 watt motor is just right for keeping things both earth-conscious and not too prissy. An electric bike makes a hybrid look like a Hummer, smug smile not included.
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Salon’s Celebrity Gift Guide: Steven Slater

From aromatherapy candles to alcohol -- what to give the stressed out, disgruntled employee in your life

Steven Slater

The JetBlue flight attendant caused a pop culture sonic boom when he quit his airline job by telling off his passengers and exiting through the plane’s evacuation slide. But we all know that under every disgruntled employee, there’s someone who just needs to take a load off (and wants you to buy them nice things). This holiday season, the ticking time bomb in your life is in luck!

  • After the sort of workday that calls for either a bloodcurdling scream or a full-body cleanse, comfort is key. Lest he bite your head off after a hard day of labor, help your breadwinner chill with something soft, like a comfort neck pillow from Flight 001 ($16). Even sitting on the couch can become an exercise in positive visualization if he’s extra cozy, and imagining a trip to the glittering Mediterranean is easier with a lightweight sleep mask ($14). Light some lavender, lemongrass or tangerine aromatherapy candles ($19.95) and it’s like paradise in your living room.
  • Also helpful for kicking back: alcohol. Make the habit crafty and cool with a do-it-yourself project. A beer-making starter kit ($135.95) comes with all of the ingredients you need to brew from home, including the appropriate buckets and tubes to pretend you’re on “Boardwalk Empire.” Having an at-home project will distract him from daily work-oriented disasters and when it’s finished, the beer gets you drunk, which is more than can be said for other relaxing pastimes like knitting.
  • Assuming he’s worth it, what Steven Slater, or anyone equally as overworked, really needs is a vacation. Air travel should be kept to a minimum, because the only place more stressful than the office is the airport, but a cruise is smooth, and they feed you until you pop. A seven-night trip from Venice to Barcelona ($629) takes a tour around the whole of Italy with stops in Naples, Rome, Florence and Toulon, along with a day in Croatia and Spain as a final destination. The vacationer won’t even remember what work is.
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Salon’s Celebrity Gift Guide: Snooki

From fluffy slippers to yoga wear -- the perfect presents for the pampered princess

Snooki

When not on reality television, Snooki may live at home, but she still gets what she wants. Spoiled, verging on bratty, lovable — it’s all about the pampering and the partying.

  • A Snooki would squeal for these fluffy thong slippers ($6.80) from Forever 21, perfect for shuffling around the house in her pajamas. They come in black or turquoise, but both colors feature beaded button accents for extra panache. Toenail polish from her latest pedicure will not be obscured and the furry comfort is a must after the hurt of last night’s high heels.
  • A fireside jacket from Lululemon ($98), purveyor of upscale athletic wear, is more classy, but still squarely in the Snooki style, appropriate for the aforementioned daytime lounging, but equally suited for errands (tanning, hair salon) or working off the party pounds at yoga. Stellar in sport grey and seniorita pink, it’s also available in lolo purple or coal and river rock. Also included: a hood for any pre-hairstyling time of the day.
  • These oversize Balmain sunglasses by Oliver Peoples ($595) are the optimum hangover blockers. Perfect for the runway or the boardwalk, the limited edition shades were created by a Parisian couture house and feature an “exaggerated teardrop lens shape” — ideal for avoiding prying eyes while appearing impossibly chic.
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Salon’s Celebrity Gift Guide: Oprah

From luxury showerheads to super-soft sheets -- what to give to the woman who won't stop giving

Oprah Winfrey

What do you give to the gift-giver? Oprah is always showering those around her with shiny new things, doling out vacations, cars and gadgets like they’re fruitcakes. It’s your job to remind them that they, too, deserve to be satisfied.

  • TOMS Shoes are made for the selfless. Founded by a young entrepreneur, TOMS is committed to providing footwear worldwide, and for every pair of shoes sold, the company donates one to a child in need. Plus, the product is made in factories that promise safe conditions and fair wages in China, Ethiopia and Argentina. For a busy woman, the slip-on design of a classic black pair ($44), based on Argentine alpargatas, are convenient and all-purpose.
  • The Sting Ray II chrome shower head ($84.95) is a beacon of opulence without being ostentatious. Someone so concerned with the well-being of others deserves some comfort of her own once she’s in private, and here it’s provided by 64 spray channels and 98 nozzles, along with adjustable wings. If she closes her eyes, it’s like being perched under a waterfall — and proof that there’s nothing wrong with being a little bit fabulous.
  • If the Oprah in your life is absolutely dead-set on not receiving a gift, at least help her donate. Kiva is a simple micro-financing service online, supported by Oprah’s buddy Bill Clinton and his Global Initiative, which allows anyone to purchase a gift certificate starting at $25, which the recipient can then decide to loan to an entrepreneur of his or her choice in a developing country. The small-business owners are held accountable and expected to repay their loans, which can they be reinvested in another entrepreneur, donated to Kiva or withdrawn by the lender. Quite literally a gift that keeps on giving.
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