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Pop culture, according to Jon Huntsman

In one week, the former Utah governor has referenced Nirvana, Wayne's World and Led Zeppelin. What might be next?

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Since when did Jon Huntsman become Dennis Miller?

First the former Utah governor — just in time for the 20th anniversary of Nirvana’s “Nevermind” — invoked Kurt Cobain in a Republican debate last week.

It was a strained reference — Huntsman mocked the Social Security plan put forth by Mitt Romney in his memoir “No Apology” by wondering whether it was written by Cobain (who wrote “All Apologies”). But it did get the attention of Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic, who tweeted: ”Kurt Cobain Lives in the GOP presidential debate! Kurt supported Jerry Brown for president in 1992.”

Huntsman wasn’t done with 1992, however. Later in New Hampshire, he praised the food at a local tavern with “a great line in ‘Wayne’s World,’ the movie, something like, ‘Not worthy, not worthy. Hardly worthy of this kind of food.” Then he reached back to the 1970s at a town hall in Sandown, N.H., poking fun of the superficial debate format by comparing it to the short version of “Stairway to Heaven.” The governor prefers the original, long version.

It made us dig back for other, less-publicized pop-culture allusions Huntsman might have made since the beginning of his campaign.

June 22, 2011, 6:52 p.m.

Speech to Wasatch County GOP, Park City, Utah

“In closing, I am thrilled, honored and humbled to accept your endorsement. I hope to meet some of you afterward, and I hope you’ll say, like Renee Zellweger said in ‘Jerry Maguire,’ ‘You had me at single-tiered income taxation.’”

June 29, 2011, 8:35 a.m.

Speech to Farm Owners Alliance, Ojai, Calif.

“I don’t need to tell you all how hard it is to make ends meet. As you well know, there’s no shortcut to an honest day’s work. There is no cutting corners when it comes to providing for your family. There is no turning on the Nintendo and hitting Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Select-Start when it comes to the American dream.”

July 4, 2011, 2:41 p.m.

Speech at Grayson Machine Works, Nashville, Tenn.

“We’re a proud nation, a strong and resilient nation. We look out for each other when times are hard, and we celebrate together when times are good. We sing together, we pray together and, when the time is right, we do a little dance on the catwalk together.” [wild applause]

July 11, 2011, 9:55 a.m.

Speech to Women’s Rotary Auxiliary, Baton Rouge, La.

“Would you elect me? I’d elect me. I’d elect me hard.” [wild applause]

July 26, 2011, 8:46 a.m.

Speech at Financial Sector Conference, Whitefish Bay, Wis.

“It’s no secret that things are hard right now. I’ve spoken to many people here tonight who feel like progress is elusive, much like when you try to watch all five Leprechaun movies in a single night, only to realize, too late, that only one, two and five are on streaming, and three and four aren’t available for download in their entirety anywhere, even on torrent sites.” [silence]

Aug. 4, 2011, 11:10 a.m.

Comments at Grover Cleveland Elementary School PTA meeting, East Rutherford, N.J.

“Our schools are in crisis. A young man — let’s call him Jermaine — spoke in class today. He said some things that were difficult to hear. But try as we may to forget him, to erase him, from this blackboard of fiscal insolvency, we cannot.”

Aug. 16, 2011, 9:20 p.m.

Comments to television reporters at Discount Dan’s Mattress Town’s Semi-Annual BBQ and Sale, Benton Harbor, Mich.

“It’s really, you know, like Batman. [inaudible question from off-camera] Yeah, absolutely. Bachmann’s Catwoman, easy. Perry’s the Joker. But like the Jack Nicholson one, not that guy who died, Keith Ledger. Heath, sorry. [inaudible question] Santorum as the Riddler? I don’t know … I guess he does look a little like Jim Carrey. [inaudible question] Well, I’d be Batman, and whoever ended up being vice president would be Robin. Is that conceited? [pause] Tell you what: The American people are Batman, and I’m their Robin. Fair enough? [long pause, eats most of hot dog] But maybe not such a pansy.”

Aug. 30, 2011, 12:25 p.m.

Speech to the Tri-State Sportfishing Association, Sarasota, Fla.

“There is a middle ground to nearly every issue, and this holds true in the current contentious debate between sportsmen and environmentalists. We can draw inspiration from some of the great mediations of history, such as Reagan and Gorbachev working together to tear down the Berlin Wall, or Freddie Mercury and David Bowie deciding, once and for all, who was really under the most pressure.”

Sept. 5, 2011, 5:20 p.m.

Comments to newspaper reporters at Dover International Speedway, Dover, Del.

“I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I don’t think the government is lying to people. But I do think you have to learn to sort out the truths from the half-truths and the spin. It’s like Sculder, and Myrtle, and the aliens and the guy who loves cigarettes: The truth is out there.”

Sept. 18, 2011, 8:10 a.m.

Rehearsing New Hampshire primary concession speech, personal bus (unaware cameraman is filming)

“‘Today, perhaps, things didn’t get’ — hold on, I’ll start again. ‘Today, perhaps, things didn’t go our way. But you know what they say: when we get knocked down, WE GET BACK UP AGAIN.’ [aside, to aide] So yadda yadda, then wait for the applause, and we’re done. [stares out window] What the hell is that from, anyway? [aide points at laptop] ‘Thub-tumping?’ What’s that? Some Scottish thing? [aide Windexes laptop screen] Hmm. I’ll be damned. [Aide points at screen repeatedly] Ah, TUB-thumping. Got it. [long pause] Really, what the hell is that? [aide shrugs] Do you have Wikipedia on this thing?”

Lindsay Lohan isn’t the only celeb with a Billy Joel tattoo

First Lindsay Lohan shared her I Go To Extremes tattoo. Now Bono, Buffett and Bachmann unveil their Billy Joel ink

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Last week, photos surfaced of Lindsay Lohan with a new tattoo: a line from the 1989 Billy Joel song “I Go to Extremes” — “Clear as a crystal sharp as a knife/ I feel like I’m in the prime of my life” — inked onto the right side of her torso. While it’s inspiring that the words of one of our greatest bards can provide such light and inspiration for one of our newsiest starlets, the act of rendering Mr. Joel’s lyrics permanently onto one’s body is hardly new. It seems that quite a few celebs have fallen under the Piano Man’s spell, as evidenced in this list of Billy Joel tattoos that didn’t make the headlines:

Warren Buffett (around left wrist; obscured by watch): I’ve got the old man’s car/ I’ve got a jazz guitar/ I’ve got a tab at Zanzibar.

Sean Connery (backward across chest): You’re my castle, you’re my cabin and my instant pleasure dome.

Michiko Kakutani (top of left foot): I’m a cosmopolitan sophisticate/ Of culture and intelligence/ The culmination of technology/ And civilized experience.

Barbara Walters (right bicep): Go on and cry in your coffee/ But don’t come bitchin’ to me.

The Edge (scalp): I still belong/ Don’t get me wrong –

Bono (scalp): And you can speak your mind/ But not on my time.

Michael Bay (under left eyelid): It’s alright, it’s alright, sometimes that’s all it takes/ We’re only human, we’re supposed to make mistakes.

Henry Rollins (left arm; hidden among other tattoos): When I’m blue/ When I’m lonely/ She comes through/ She’s the only one who can/ My baby grand/ Is all I need.

Russell Crowe (backwards on forehead; visible only under blacklight): You had to be a big shot, didn’t you?/ You had to open up your mouth.

Al Roker (right bicep; Old English script): We’ve got the cumulonimbus and a possible gale/ We’ve got a force nine blowing on the Beaufort scale.

Courtney Love (left calf): So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans/ And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens/ It’s like some pornographic magazine/ And you smile.

Jesse James (left bicep): And if I could go back and start over somehow/ I would not change that much.

Lance Bass (inside of left forearm): I bet she never had a backstreet guy/ I bet her mama never told her why.

Demi Moore (right calf): But it’s sad and it’s sweet/ And I knew it complete/ When I wore a younger man’s clothes.

Alex Trebek (entire back): Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac/ Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai/ Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball/ Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide/ Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia/ Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go/ U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy/ Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo.

Ted Haggard (lower stomach): And it’s fine with me ’cause I’ve let it slide/ Don’t care if it’s Chinatown or on Riverside.

Jackie Chan (right shoulder blade): Captain Jack will get you high tonight/ And take you to your special island.

Alec, Daniel, William and Stephen Baldwin (insides of left forearms; one line each): How about a pair of pink sidewinders/ And a bright orange pair of pants?/ You could really be a Beau Brummel baby/ If you just give it half a chance.

James Hetfield, Dave Mustaine (insides of right wrists): We’ll get a table near the street/ In our old familiar place/ You and I, face to face.

Angelina Jolie (inside of left thigh): She’s got a way of pleasin’/ I don’t know what it is/ But there doesn’t have to be a reason.

Jennifer Aniston (inside of left thigh): If that’s movin’ up/ Then I’m movin’ out.

Margaret Thatcher, Macaulay Culkin, Madonna (various locations; different artists): I’d go crawling down the avenue/ There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do/ To make you feel my love.

George Clooney, Vladimir Putin, Angus Young, The Dalai Lama (right bicep; same artist): Every time I go out/ I always seem to get in trouble.

Tom Hanks (inside of right wrist): I don’t care what you say anymore, this is my life.

Peter Scolari (inside of left wrist): Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone.

Taylor Momsen (left armpit): Come out, Virginia, don’t let me wait/ You Catholic girls start much too late.

Betty White (across chest; cholo lettering): ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (across chest; sailor lettering): UPTOWN GIRL

Lil’ Jon (upper gums/ lower gums): THA NIGHT/ IZ STILL YOUNG

Michele Bachmann (inside of lower lip; several backward letters): I GO TO EXXXTREMES

Billy Joel (across fists; hardcore lettering): XPIANOMANX 

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