Mothers Who Think
Drama Queen For A Day: We have a winner!
Sobbing toddlers, husbands with no hair on their knees and breezes up their freezer sections, windows lined with dark towels and animals with oral fixations -- we at Mothers Who Think believe each of these poor wretches deserves a prize, don't we, ladies?
Sobbing toddlers, husbands with no hair on their knees and breezes up their freezer sections, windows lined with dark towels and animals with oral fixations — we at Mothers Who Think believe each of these poor wretches deserves a prize, don’t we, ladies?
But you? No, you say — only one of our contestants lives up to your harsh appraisal. To discover which of our finalists meets your critical standards and stands crowned before you, click on their names and check out yon Applause-o-meter.
And if you secretly yearn for the title of queen, send in your story. Our deadline for submissions is Oct. 6. Send them in to dramaqueen@salonmagazine.com. Who knows, you could be the next mother worthy of royal treatment.
To see how each contestant fared on our Applause-o-meter, click on the name.
1st RUNNER UP: Arline Green
+2nd RUNNER UP: Jennifer Denny
+THE WINNER: Catherine A. Salton
Drama Queen For A Day: We have a winner!
We have a winner!
You decided. You sat on the bench, donned the judicial robe and heard these three hopeless mothers plea their cases before you. You sifted through the evidence, studied the details, considered the circumstances. It is your verdict we are handing down today.
To see how each contestant fared on our Applause-o-meter, click on the name.
2nd RUNNER UP: Leslie Siemer
+1st RUNNER UP: Cathy Wilkinson
+THE WINNER: Beth Myler
Drama Queen For A Day: Our 3 Painful Stories
Just when we started feeling sorry for ourselves again, in came this month's Drama Queen submissions...
just when we started feeling sorry for ourselves again, in came this month’s Drama Queen submissions, reminding us that our lives are really pretty calm and uneventful. After hours of pulling out our hair, we managed to narrow it down to the three worst tales from parenting hell. They may sound like cock-and-bull stories to you, but our contestants assure us that they are real. Tell us which contestant you think deserves the right to place the sparkling crown of jewels on her dirty, knotted head of hair. Register your vote no later than 6 p.m. PDT on Wednesday, Aug. 6. The winner will be announced Friday, Aug. 8, and will be treated to a free housecleaning session, courtesy of Merry Maids and Mothers Who Think.
Drama Queen For A Day: The Lucky Winner
After deliberations as agonizing as the ordeals described by the entrants, our gentle readers have chosen the winner of the Salon Drama Queen for a Day contest.
After deliberations as agonizing as the ordeals described by the entrants,
our gentle readers have chosen the winner of the Salon Drama Queen for a Day contest. To find out how each of the three long-suffering contestants
rated on our highly scientific Applause-o-meter, click on their names.
2nd RUNNER UP: Marisa Treviño
+1st RUNNER UP: Kathy Moberg
+THE WINNER: Lindsay Roth
