Paul Hiebert
Whitney Houston’s cringe-inducing comeback
At the singer's long-awaited British debut, "I Will Always Love You" has never sounded quite so painful
Last night, after several postponements and apparent health problems, Whitney Houston performed to a U.K. audience for the first time in over a decade. But it felt less like a “comeback” and more like scenes from a downfall.
In the following clip, Houston rambles through her iconic “I Will Always Love You.” It begins a bit too casually, with Houston chugging along in a raspy voice, straining to hit the notes as the crowd sings along. Two minutes in, when we reach that spine-chilling, key-change finale, there’s a dramatic pause practically long enough for a bathroom break, as Houston psyches herself up for the epic burst: Will she be able to hit those notes? Can she do it? The moment is excruciating.
Not as excruciating as what comes next. Just try not to cringe listening to Houston screech and yodel through the final minutes (yes, minutes) of the tune. Maybe it’s time for the diva to pass the song on to that Taiwanese youngster, Lin Yu Chun, where it will be protected and nurtured for future generations.
George Lucas, the most hated filmmaker in America
More than a decade after "The Phantom Menace," a documentarian examines why "Star Wars" fans just can't forgive
In 1977, George Lucas released “Star Wars,” 121 minutes that changed what people thought about film. In 1999, Lucas released “The Phantom Menace,” 136 minutes that changed what people thought about George Lucas. The film was panned by everyone save 7-year-old boys who fast-forwarded the scenes about trade embargoes and Senate votes of no confidence. Critics and fans were horrified, even betrayed, by the creative dissonance: How could the man who created Darth Vader give life to the bankrupt slapstick of Jar Jar Binks?
Continue Reading CloseThe greatest 9,331 movies of all time
One man's nine-year quest to rank the best English-language films ever. Spoiler alert: There will be "Starman"
Whether you love them or hate them, “best of” lists are certainly something we can all disagree on. But no movie-list maker (that we know of) has ever gone to the lengths of Brad Bourland, 58, of Austin, Texas. “The Best, Most Important and the Most Beloved English Language Films of the 20th Century” ranks an outlandish 9,331 films. He says it’s not done yet, either. He deliberately stopped short, because he wants the public to help him make it an even 10,000.
Continue Reading CloseMovie News Now: “Hurt Locker” plagued by last-second controversy
Bigelow's producer banned from Oscars; real-life soldier may sue. Also: "Predators" set, Abe vs. vampires?
Nicolas Chartier, one of the producers of "The Hurt Locker." Oscar controversy! Oscar controversy! The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has banned Nicolas Chartier, a producer of “The Hurt Locker” (which is nominated for best picture and several other awards) from attending the most prestigious fête in Hollywood. According to reports, “the move came after Mr. Chartier was found to have sent a message via e-mail in mid-February to academy members urging that they vote for ‘The Hurt Locker,’ a low-budget Iraq war drama, rather than endorsing an ultra-high budget film that he did not identify by name, but clearly hinted was ‘Avatar.’” If that seems rather mild compared to, say, your average city council campaign — let alone national politics — it is. But Academy rules specifically prohibit Oscar campaigners from projecting “a negative or derogatory light on a competing film or achievement.”
Continue Reading CloseVideo round up: The 10 most amazing Rube Goldberg clips
OK Go's viral hit is only one of the many jaw-dropping videos featuring those odd, elegant machines
The Chicago band OK Go, perhaps known more for their ingeniously quirky viral antics than their songs, have unleashed another jaw-dropping visual spectacle with their new video for “This Too Shall Pass.” This one involves not treadmills or intricately choreographed dance moves but over three minutes of Rube Goldberg splendor. To celebrate those elegant, fascinating contraptions, we bring you the top ten videos of Rube Goldberg marvels in action.
Movie News Now: Foul-mouthed kids, Tron and more
What's up with the underage f-bombs in trailers? Plus: Remakes of "Tron" and "Karate Kid"
“If the people want profanity and violence, let them have it via the internet.” This seems to be what movie companies like Lionsgate were thinking when they released another R-rated “Kick-Ass” trailer online. The clip is intended for adults only, but we all know computer-savvy adolescents in the 21st century have a way of spoiling good intentions. (Another controversial “Kick-Ass” trailer, posted online last December, introduces the heroine Hit Girl, played by 13-year-old Chloë Moretz. In it, the words “fuck” and “cunt” come out of her not-so-innocent mouth, usually before inflicting a serious amount of injury – sometimes fatal – upon bad men in dapper suits.) The New York Times discusses the issue, quoting Nell Minow, a lawyer and movie critic, who puts it best: “Studios hide behind the notion of an age requirement for these trailers, but it’s pure fiction. It’s easy for kids to access, and that’s exactly how the industry wants it.”
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