Steve McQuiddy

“The Requiem Shark” by Nicholas Griffin

Pillage and murder at sea: There really was a Black Bart, and he really did capture 400 ships in four years.

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It was in high school that I was introduced to something called historical fiction. Its intention was to tell about actual people in history, but since the reality of our lives rarely fulfills the demands of a good story, it was necessary, we learned, to embellish the facts. That’s the word they used: “embellish.” They also made certain that we understood the difference between what appeared to be true and what actually happened.

So it was with some relief, in this age of embellished reportage masquerading as confession and memoir, that I read the words “A Novel” underneath the title “The Requiem Shark.” Nicholas Griffin’s book is no confession or memoir. It’s historical and it’s fiction. It’s about real pirates, the kind who sailed the Atlantic Ocean 300 years ago between Europe, Africa and the Americas and robbed merchant ships of their gold, sundries and even slaves.

There was a real pirate captain named Bartholomew Roberts, better known as Black Bart, who captured about 400 ships in four years. There were also a William Williams and a doctor named Scudamore, and all three sailed together on a ship called the Fortune. That’s where the facts end, and thereafter Griffin does what you’re supposed to do with fiction: He uses his imagination. He makes Williams a scribe and has him penning Black Bart’s biography as they sail, so that the world might know their version of events after they’ve met their inevitable end. They take off in search of a monster ship carrying untold treasures, and as Williams recounts their adventures, we find out what this pirate business really means.

The book is being touted as an authentic depiction of maritime outlaw life in the early 18th century, the golden age of piracy, but that description is as embellished as the plot itself. The project started when the 28-year-old Griffin discovered, while doing genealogical research on his family, that one of his ancestors was a pirate. Intrigued, he decided to write a book. In order to learn about life on the water, he signed up as a seaman on a replica sailing ship in the Caribbean. Then he studied the history books, including an old slang dictionary, to learn how the sailors spoke.

They didn’t say things like “Shiver me timbers!” and “Avast, ye swabs!” but they apparently did use phrases like “gut foundered” (exceedingly hungry) and “sporting blubber” (for a large woman exposing her breasts). You can thumb through the glossary to find out on your own what “box one’s Jesuit” meant.

These and many more details make it all seem real. The sailors really could have washed their clothes in piss, or “chamber lye,” when they ran low on water. A bored missionary might very well have combined tales from the Bible with Greek mythology and taught a freed slave that Jesus killed the Cyclops. There could have been a ship with eight noblewomen as passengers, to whom the pirates fed a cathartic to retrieve diamonds the ladies had hidden where no gentleman would search. And there probably really was about as much casual killing, mutilation and destruction as the pages depict.

I bought all the details. I bought them so completely, in fact, that I started paying too much attention to them; I began to imagine the author ticking off his notes with a sharp check mark as he used each one. But that might have been due only to first-time jitters: This is Griffin’s debut novel. He has promise, though, and his next effort, which is to be set among the anatomy doctors and body snatchers of 18th century England, is something his publicists are already plugging. He may not have to embellish many facts for that one.

“The Big Con”

Six decades after its original publication, an investigation of larceny stakes its claim as an American classic.

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A con man knows that a little larceny runs in everyone’s veins, and if he’s good enough he’ll get you to hand over all your cash on the pretext that with it he can get you a whole lot more. If he’s really good, he’ll have you running to the bank to empty your account and perhaps even take out a loan. You say it could never happen to you? Well, maybe not. But the con man counts on your thinking you’re too sharp to be duped. After all, if you believed someone could fool you, then you might believe you were being conned. And that’s the last thing the confidence man wants.

It’s all in “The Big Con,” David W. Maurer’s definitive 1940 study of the American confidence man. This paperback edition is its first reprint. Luc Sante, the author of “Low Life,” brought the book to the attention of the publishers and also supplied the introduction, in which he describes Maurer’s work as a combination of linguistics, criminology, folklore and social history as well as “a robust and spring-heeled piece of literature.” I found it a perfect companion to my favorite forgotten classics of dark American life in the early decades of this century: “The Dictionary of the Underworld” by Eric Partridge, “You Can’t Win” by Jack Black, Tom Kromer’s “Waiting for Nothing” and Boxcar Bertha’s “Sister of the Road.”

Maurer was a linguist who set out to do a study of underworld vernacular; he ended up writing a full-blown story of the con artists’ world that flourished in the 1920s and 1930s. This was a time when money could be — and was — made fast, sometimes on a tip from a stranger you met in a Pullman train car. It was also the heyday of the grifter, who dressed well and frequented the smoking cars, spotted gullible (if not greedy) marks, roped them in, then trimmed them for all they were worth. Grifters might play the short con, which took the marks for whatever cash they had on hand. But the prize game was the big con, when they sent the suckers home to get the loot.

There were fat targets everywhere in America, and grifters took them down through schemes supposedly involving fixed horse races, fixed prizefights or inside stock tips — all of which ended, of course, by going bad for the marks. The prerequisites to any of these cons were that the mark have plenty of money, want to make more — and be willing to cheat. Nearly all the ruses employed a so-called big store, or fake betting house. Set up with all the trappings, it must have been marvelous to see: betting windows, chalkboards for race results, a ticker-tape machine, smoke-filled rooms and up to several dozen actors, from the inside man running the show and the roper who brought the mark in to the bit players and extras, all doing their part for a percentage of the score. It was a playhouse, a theater, a world of make-believe — to everyone but the mark.

In a truly successful con, the mark didn’t realize he’d been trimmed. He’d simply tried to cheat a betting house, he thought, and he’d lost — he could hardly run to the law. But if by some chance he did, often enough the police were in on the con for their share, too.

If all this reminds you of a movie, it should. According to Sante’s introduction, “The Big Con” inspired the popular 1973 movie “The Sting.” It may also remind you of something else. “Con men,” Maurer wrote, “following trends current in the legitimate world, have employed techniques very similar to those used by big business ”

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“Bucket of Tongues”

A former janitor turned literary player pens gritty tales of Scottish street life.

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For those of you familiar with Duncan McLean, there’s no need to continue reading. I know you’ve already bought or ordered “Bucket of Tongues.” For those who haven’t yet heard of him, though, this is the one you want to buy first.

It was his first book published in the U.K., in 1992. It’s a collection of short stories — some very short — that give a picture of, well, life. It’s life in Scotland, the gritty, ground-level side of Scotland, where life is often hard and sharp and we all know how it ends. But it could be anywhere in the world — anywhere there are people who hope and dream and struggle to survive.

The best story is “Hours of Darkness.” And “Lurch.” And the soul-freezing “Tongue.” And most of the others. You see what I mean. Purists will say that some of the short ones aren’t stories, and they may be right. Perhaps moments like “Thistle Story,” “The Big Man That Dropped Dead” and “Jesus Fuckeroo” are nothing more than pieces of a whole. So what? Skip over them if you want — but if you do, make it a point to go back, because they are indeed pieces of the whole.

Whether you take it in pieces or a single gulp, take it all in before you judge, because McLean’s landscape is a wide one. Among his other books, he wrote an allegorical tale about a psychotic janitor — and followed it up with a documentary travelogue on Texas swing music, for Christ’s sake!

It seems there’s always something more with McLean. His own story is one of those background bits that aren’t essential to the books, but you still like knowing. He was a janitor in Edinburgh when he and some friends started typing up their stories in booklets, called themselves the Clocktower Press and sent the stuff out to writers and artists and just about anyone else they could think of. Then one night McLean was giving a reading and a London editor was there. He asked to see everything McLean had written — and proceeded to publish it as “Bucket of Tongues.”

In the meantime, McLean kept turning out the booklets, which included work by James Kelman, Alan Warner, Janice Galloway and some chapters of an odd novel called “Trainspotting” by Irvine Welsh. The rest is, well, you know.

I’d like to call this a rags-to-riches tale, but McLean hasn’t hit big yet in the States. Last I heard, he was living up in Orkney — that’s off the northern coast of Scotland — working at a bookstore or hustling after some other job. I hear he’s got a new book coming out in the U.K. this year. I don’t know what it’s about. But I’ll read it. I’ll read his books any time.

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“Nathaniel's Nutmeg”

A new history of the early spice trade could clean up at the box office.

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Heads up, Hollywood agents, here’s a movie treatment:

The Spice Islands of the East Indies, the early 1600s. A world of pepper, cloves, cinnamon, mace and nutmeg. Also a world of shipwrecks, treachery, famine, disease and cannibals. The risks are high, and so are the rewards — provided you can get the stuff back to European markets. Ships from two countries, England and Holland, each trying to control the lucrative trade, have been blasting one another out of the water for decades. Enter Nathaniel Courthope, a British captain with a ragtag band of sailors, who has been charged with defending a tiny atoll that contains the world’s only forest of nutmeg trees. With an inaccessible coastline, the cooperation of the natives and a few well-placed cannons, Courthope and his men hold the island against a vastly superior Dutch navy over the course of four grueling years. They face food and water shortages, disease, exhaustion, loneliness. But the iron will of their leader keeps the defenders’ spirits alive — until one day he is betrayed and gunned down by spies. The Dutch take over the island, and the stubborn leader who said he would not “turn traitor unto my king and country” is forgotten.

But not quite. Some 40-odd years after Courthope’s death, Holland strikes a deal with England in recompense for taking the island. The Dutch hand over a different island in a different hemisphere, an island called Manhattan. And New Amsterdam becomes New York.

That’s the distilled version of this history by Giles Milton. The full version has more, a lot more. The pages are filled with graphic descriptions of long-term sea travel and the brutality of the explorers toward the natives (and one another), as well as of the avarice and petty jealousies of those who oversaw early global trade. There’s a lot of background here — almost too much: Milton gives biographies for nearly all the players, both major and minor, with detailed descriptions not only of what they did but also of the motives behind their actions.

Some of the descriptions are terrifying: The graphic accounts of Inquisition-like tortures (taken from actual diaries and logs) are more disturbing than anything we see on film today. I actually woke up late one night, sweating from nightmares of being chased by interrogators with pointed beards hurling hot irons and uttering the most heathen and horrible threats.

But I’m sure the movie people will temper that part, or at least find ways to make it fit their formula. Everything they’ll need is in there, even the basis for a love interest — an Armenian Christian woman who married an English captain. Just move her over to the besieged island, hook her up with Courthope and get ready to pull out the hankies.

None of it will, of course, have anything to do with history, much less with what actually happened. But if it’s handled with at least a token measure of intelligence, a movie could draw attention to the book. And we all know that, as usual, the book is better.

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