While the rest of the world eagerly awaited the birth of the royal baby, one woman remained unmoved: The Queen of England. The Queen was not impressed by the birth of the royal baby, because she is not impressed by anything. "Her face will look how it always looks: A saggy mixture of boredom and contempt," joked Oliver.
"Whatever the occasion, she has a face which demonstrably says, 'I don't give a royal [bleep].' "