This is how stock photography thinks white couples fight

Been having some domestic drama recently but not quite sure if you're doing it right? In the mood to express some displeasure at your significant other but wondering: what's the most photogenic way? Well, allow us to teach you and your hetero life-mate a few tips.

Stage 1:  Start fighting.

Stage 2: Get your index fingers out.

Nothing says "we're both passionate about this issue" like the double-point:

Stage 3: Get yourselves near some vegetables.

I'll never trust you again, but that's a good-looking pepper:

At least these cukes are straight off the vine:

Stage 4: Stand back to back.

Or sit:

But make sure those backs are touching.

At least a little bit touching:

Stage 5: Reconcile.