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This is how stock photography thinks white couples fight

If your backs aren't touching, you're not fighting


Prachi Gupta
July 21, 2014 6:20PM (UTC)

Been having some domestic drama recently but not quite sure if you're doing it right? In the mood to express some displeasure at your significant other but wondering: what's the most photogenic way? Well, allow us to teach you and your hetero life-mate a few tips.

Stage 1:  Start fighting.

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Stage 2: Get your index fingers out.

Nothing says "we're both passionate about this issue" like the double-point:

 

Stage 3: Get yourselves near some vegetables.

 

I'll never trust you again, but that's a good-looking pepper:

 

At least these cukes are straight off the vine:

 

Stage 4: Stand back to back.

Or sit:

But make sure those backs are touching.


At least a little bit touching:

 

Stage 5: Reconcile.

 

 


Prachi Gupta

Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at pgupta@salon.com.

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