Nick Offerman has very specific, very strange advice for college freshmen

Freshmen: If you need advice for how to approach your roommates when, say, one of you is sexiled, then you should not ask Nick Offerman about it. But you should listen to his stories, because they will entertain you. He has advice for how to react to seeing your roommate's pubic hair on a bar of soap -- it's pretty specific advice, meant for Derek, but I think we all benefit from hearing it: