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"Silicon Valley" star can't go anywhere without people yelling at him about penises

After making one legendary penis joke, Kumail Nanjiani is now subjected to really bad penis jokes at every bar

Colin Gorenstein
April 22, 2015 6:55PM (UTC)

Kumail Nanjiani may regret a few of his jokes on the HBO show "Silicon Valley." Namely, that incredibly elaborate penis one -- you know which -- that involved “optimal tip-to-tip efficiency” math equations plus an actual, real-life team of Stanford mathematicians to devise all the math for it. Nanjiani visited "Late Night With Seth Meyers" Tuesday night and told Meyers that he practically can't go to a bar anymore without someone asking him about his "D2F" (d*ck-to-floor ratio) or how long it takes him to "j*ck an entire room off" (47 minutes, if you were wondering). Basically, all great convos to be having if you're taking your parents out for a drink.

Watch the clip below:


Colin Gorenstein

Colin Gorenstein is Salon's assistant editor of internet and viral content. Follow @colingorenstein or email cgorenstein@salon.com.

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