Confirming our suspicions that they would have been the coolest girls at any slumber party, Mindy Kaling and Tina Fey engaged in spirited editions of “Would You Rather” and “Fuck, Marry, Kill” during an onstage interview at the 92nd street Y last night.
When Fey asked Kaling who she would rather sleep with, Donald Trump or Bill Cosby, Kaling cringed, allowing veteran Cosby-slammer Fey to cut in: "With Bill Cosby you could sleep through it.” (Earlier during the interview, Fey asked Kaling if she would make out with Trump, which Kaling was less hesitant about: "Yeah, like for a couple hours? Sure!”)
The pair then segued into a game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill,” with Fey asking Kaling to pick between B.J. Novak, Stephen Colbert, and Michael Fassbender. Ultimately, Kaling decided to marry Colbert (who wouldn’t?), whack Fassbender (reluctantly) and bed longtime friend and collaborator Novak (“I’ve done that!”).
Spin the bottle, presumably, was saved for the green room.