Rand Paul is celebrating the great holiday of Festivus again on Twitter, and we’d be remiss if we didn’t share his airing of grievances. For those of you unfamiliar with the holiday, here’s a primer:
Paul hasn’t yet agreed to participate in any feats of strength, but given his commitment to the holiday, it’s only a matter time. For the moment, all we have are his grievances:
Good morning and HAPPY #Festivus! I will be airing my grievances soon.
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
"I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about them!" #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I have a lot of problems with Washington. With the government in general and Congress in particular. Those will come soon #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
But first, my fellow Presidential candidates get the #Festivus treatment!
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
Where to start but @realDonaldTrump. If u bring the Yiddish, know what it means. Guess that's more of a kvetch than a grievance #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
After the debates, @realDonaldTrump always trying to give us parting gifts of his made in China ties. Weird. #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
My friend @tedcruz has still not pledged to issue exec order declaring Canadian "bacon" is not real bacon. Makes me suspicious. #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I have no grievances against my fellow doc @RealBenCarson because I have not heard a word he has said in any debate. #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I think I speak for all in NJ when I say @GovChristie I don't care how much $ u spend at Met Life, Cowboys fans should stay out. #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
to my absentee friend @marcorubio, I didn't put your $170k+ salary in my waste report today. But I could have #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I hereby retract grievance I was going to air about @GrahamBlog today. Respect for the recently departed #EarlyFestivusPresent #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
to my comrade @SenSanders: Unless you're Santa Claus, Socialism runs out of other people's money #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
.@CarlyFiorina has ZERO trouble making it back from commercial breaks @HillaryClinton. Just saying. #Festivus #waronwomensrooms
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
.@JebBush is always trying to change the debate rules to allow extra time for awkward pauses in answers. Not gonna happen. #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
While you wait for more grievances, note this is an annual tradition for me. Check out previous year's grievances too!
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
