"Supporting Trump is a lot like masturbation": Trevor Noah mocks Sarah Palin's Donald Trump endorsement

"Why did it take this long? It's like being eight minutes into a porn and they're still talking about the plumbing"

Sarah Burris
January 20, 2016 5:09PM (UTC)

It was all anyone was talking about Tuesday, Sarah Palin and Donald Trump: a match made in hell. Trevor Noah was ready to crack jokes at the top of "The Daily Show" last night.

"I feel like Sarah Palin was always going to endorse Donald Trump," he said. "Why did it take her this long? It's like being eight minutes into a porn and they're still talking about the plumbing."


The latest polls have Trump solidifying his lead over Cruz nationally, despite Cruz's attempts to attack Trump. Noah called Trump Teflon and said that he's even doing surprisingly well among evangelical voters. "You see, supporting Trump is a lot like masturbation, you know it's a sin but it feels so good."

Trump even did a swing through at Liberty University, where all of the Republican candidates go to pander before an election. Trump, of course, talked up his own book "The Art of the Deal" but did say that it wasn't as good as the Bible. He pulled a passage from what Trump called "two Corinthians" that used the word "liberty" in it and read it on stage. "This man has no idea what he's talking about," Noah blasted. "So basically you were going to Liberty University and you thought, 'oh, if I find the word liberty in the Bible then I'm golden! That's the whole ball game!'"

Check out the rest of the Trump update below:

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