I could lard this post with unnecessary text about who Donald Trump is and what his positions are, or endless explication of exactly why all of the references in this short video are culturally relevant, but that'd be like explaining the joke, so I'm just going to let it speak for itself.
Because things of glory? It's best to let them speak for themselves:
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