Bill Maher was live-tweeting tonight’s GOP debate, and he had the same reaction that all thinking people did:
Getting ready to live tweet the Repub debate, or as much of it as I can stand. Got my popcorn, tequila…gun to shoot at the TV – I'm set!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
This debate is like a cop show: "You have one hour to stop this man!!"
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
For fuck's sake,is there any more NON ISSUE than immigration? Its NetZero from Mexico,Americans won't do the jobs they do..SHUT UP ABOUT IT!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
Bragging about an endorsement from Joe Arpaio is like bragging you went all the way with a party doll.We're in Texas, lets shit on Mexicans!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
Ten minutes in and I've already forgotten Ben Carson is there – new record!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
How many times do we have to tip hats to G W Bush tonight? Hands down the worst sperm in American presidential history.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
Ben Carson got in! Yeah! Now, back to looking like he's ignoring a rape on the subway…
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
OK guys, we get it, Isis is bad, but first, America's greatest threat: Mexican cleaning ladies!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
Well, Trump is right about one thing: the world is laughing at us.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
Wait,did Ben Carson just actually admit he fell asleep? Kasich looks like the college professor where you drop the class after the first day
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
Come to think of it,Trump Tower DOES look like it was built by illegal Polish workers. Its that time in the debate where my mind is drifting
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
Ben Carson's resting face is the same face the dog has when watching his owner have sex. See, drifting.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
So, Kaisch's father carried a mailbag, and Cruz's washed dishes, or… Yeah, drifting. Drifting. Drifting….
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
Trump: Millions of women are helped by Planned Parenthood, let me say that ten times. And, I would defund it. BECAUSE YOU ASSHOLES ARE NUTS!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
Honestly, the elevator door opens and these five guys are in it – do you get on? OK, I'm reaching for the gun, so I'm gonna say gnite!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 26, 2016
