Conservative pundit Ann Coulter this holiday weekend gave us her dire vision of a globalized America filled with terrorist attacks, Latin American rapists, more terrorist attacks and more rapists.
Coulter repeatedly trashed a liberal immigration policy that would grant amnesty to Syrian refugees, and — by her and GOP nominee Donald Trump's measurement — allow ISIS sleeper cells and Sharia law into "our new country."
A lot of her rant heretofore was sourceless, but by mid-afternoon (or, for New Canaanites, three mint juleps deep) Coulter found evidence of a Guatemalan (close enough?) rapist:
Then, after 10 minutes of searching, she landed in the right country: