Conservative pundit Ann Coulter this holiday weekend gave us her dire vision of a globalized America filled with terrorist attacks, Latin American rapists, more terrorist attacks and more rapists.
Coulter repeatedly trashed a liberal immigration policy that would grant amnesty to Syrian refugees, and — by her and GOP nominee Donald Trump’s measurement — allow ISIS sleeper cells and Sharia law into “our new country.”
Our new country's going to be GREAT! CNN: 126 killed including 25 children in Baghdad attacks; ISIS claims responsibility
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 3, 2016
HOLIDAY TERRORISM UPDATE: So far, no evidence of any actionable intelligence anywhere in presidential skull.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 3, 2016
Our new country's going to be great! Amnesty Internatl: Mexico: Sexual violence routinely used as torture to secure “confessions” from women
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 4, 2016
I'm so glad Teddy Kennedy changed our country's demographics, so we have 2 B on alert for terror attacks on July 4. Good use of public money
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 4, 2016
A lot of her rant heretofore was sourceless, but by mid-afternoon (or, for New Canaanites, three mint juleps deep) Coulter found evidence of a Guatemalan (close enough?) rapist:
Princeton sex assault suspect charged in 2d incident – https://t.co/3imDjgO8qX Pedro Arias-Santiago, Guatemalan, is in the country illegally
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 4, 2016
Then, after 10 minutes of searching, she landed in the right country:
Mónica, mother of 4 = gang-raped by 6 Mexican police officers, genitals electroshocked & suffocated w/ plastic bag https://t.co/kbtWBeZfDj
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) July 4, 2016