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Garden gnomes of the world, unite! J.A. Getzlaff
Rollerblading bobbies! J.A. Getzlaff
Ostrich attacks Norwegian farmer J.A. Getzlaff
A coffin rides the bus J.A. Getzlaff
Sealand -- too good to be true J.A. Getzlaff
U.S. stoners buy Canadian J.A. Getzlaff
Cyprus' Greek Orthodox Church speaks out against 666 J.A. Getzlaff
Saudi Arabia welcomes travelers -- sort of J.A. Getzlaff
Japanese firm developing tool to track stray grannies J.A. Getzlaff
Lip hair OK in Disneyland J.A. Getzlaff
Belfast businesses sell terrorism to tourists J.A. Getzlaff
Hired sniffers patrol Marseille for odor J.A. Getzlaff
Sco Paulo commuter sets train aflame J.A. Getzlaff
Mexican congress debates daylight-saving time J.A. Getzlaff