Neal Pollack

Neal Pollack has been the Greatest Living American Writer since the dawn of American letters in the early 1930s, or possibly before. He first came to the public’s attention writing for McSweeney’s in the late 1990s, and then through the publication of "The Neal Pollack Anthology Of American Literature," the greatest book in American literary history, and possibly in the literary history of all the Americas. The author of dozens of books of fiction, nonfiction, fictional nonfiction, poetry, screenplays, interviews, and diet tips, Neal Pollack lives in a mansion on the summit of Mount Winchester with his beleaguered manservant, Roger. He has outlived Christopher Hitchens, Gore Vidal, Norman Mailer, and many more, and will outlive all of you, too. Follow him on Twitter at @Neal Pollack

Breaking: The Greatest Living American Writer: "I’m willing to sell my pro-Trump services to any publication that wants them" Neal Pollack
Breaking: The Greatest Living American Writer: Beware the autocrat: Believe everything Trump says. Unless you agree with it. Then he is lying. Resist now! Neal Pollack
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Breaking: "Trump can bogart our democracy but never our weed!": The Greatest Living American Writer Neal Pollack
Breaking: "I am being considered for every major role in Donald Trump's White House": The Greatest Living American Writer Neal Pollack
Breaking: "I call upon all Americans to stand together — and also to fight one another": The Greatest Living American Writer Neal Pollack
Breaking: "James Comey will find almost nothing felonious in my emails with Hillary Clinton!": The Greatest Living American Writer Neal Pollack
Breaking: "It takes great moral courage for me to now endorse Hillary Clinton for President!": The Greatest Living American Writer Neal Pollack
Breaking: "Burn, baby, burn! Whither the withered American Experiment?": The Greatest Living American Writer Neal Pollack
Breaking: "The truth can now be told — I am Sidney Blumenthal!": The Greatest Living American Writer Neal Pollack
Breaking: "There shall be no debate — It's not a presidential campaign until I cover it!" The Greatest Living American Writer Neal Pollack
Breaking: "Cultural appropriation is not just appropriate — it is my birthright!": The Greatest Living American Writer Neal Pollack
Breaking: "Sit down, David Brooks! I shall stand against kneeling during the national anthem!": The Greatest Living American Writer Neal Pollack
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Breaking: "The New York Times is hiring a gender editor and I am the only (wo)man for the job!": The Greatest Living American Writer Neal Pollack