The man with the tan

Add enough layers of cheese on top, and the most unappealing meal suddenly starts to look delicious. Similarly, when you take ABC's insistently hokey "Dancing with the Stars" and throw in legendary Hollywood cheeseball George Hamilton, somehow, inexplicably, the whole thing is just plain tasty. Not only does Hamilton have an irresistible goofy-dad quality about him, but he make relentless fun of himself without ever breaking character.