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Remote Feed
Michelle Goldberg reviews 'Remote Feed' by David Gilbert.
| A blurb on the back of David Gilbert’s new collection of stories, “Remote Feed,” compares the young writer to Philip Roth. Perhaps Gilbert shares this assessment: It would explain why he finds his own clumsy venom so interesting. Scathing writing can be exhilarating, but Gilbert’s targets are absurdly easy — sorority girls, Hollywood producers and overweight housewives — and his misanthropy rarely goes beyond cheap shots at people’s appearance. Instead of seeming sharp, these stories are weighed down by a low-level meanness and a hazy, off-putting ironic distance that reeks of creative writing seminars. There isn’t a funny line in “Remote Feed” or a particularly true one, nor a single recognizable human soul in this batch of forgettable characters.
Gilbert has a knack for setting up compelling scenarios, but he consistently blows them with his smug tone and clunky prose. In the first story, a yuppie couple invite their friends over for a secret theme party where, motivated by an Anthony Roberts-style guru, they plan to have everyone walk over hot coals. The title story has a vaguely shellshocked news crew recuperating from a stint in Sarajevo by filming a puff-piece in the Galapagos Islands. The rest are equally promising — an ex-con volunteers to read George Eliot aloud to a blind woman; a Hollywood producer has a breakdown and flees to Montana after Siskel and Ebert pan his film; a jaded sorority girl and her eager boyfriend have sex in each of her sisters’ beds while they’re out at parties.
But while Gilbert shows considerable range in his plotting, his writing is consistently flat, full of awkward pop-culture references that seem shoehorned in. He describes a man with a cigarette in a third-world bar: “The smoke unfurls from the glowing ash the same way gossamer shoots from a spider’s anus. That’s an attribute Spiderman was lucky to avoid. Everyone would be disgusted, no matter how many times you saved Manhattan from the evil Dr. Octopus.” Gilbert always seems to be striving for cleverness, never insight. When he gets serious, it’s as purple as a suicidal high-schooler’s diary: “Nowadays, we have nothing but fear, just the fear itself, to sustain a sense of fleeting reality, and the days and nights of infamy loom ahead with bright-eyed appeal,” he writes in the story about the sorority girl. Sure, his characters are desperate, but he refuses to give us a reason to care. They’re deplorable in the most conventional ways.
For instance, Saul, the cracking-up producer in the story “Anaconda Wrap,” compares failed movies to concentration camps. Now, there are plenty of writers, Roth and Saul Bellow chief among them, who can wring endless pathos and pointed, pitch-dark humor out of self-hating Jews and their egomaniacal ways. They make you shake your head at their raging honesty. Gilbert just makes you cringe. “I know this is terrible but this is the way Saul thinks about movie disasters: they’re like Nazi death camps of World War II and their names are enough to make your blood cold: Cleopatra … Dachau; Heaven’s Gate … Auschwitz; Ishtar … Treblinka; Howard the Duck … Lublin; Hudson Hawk … Buchenwald.” It’s not that Gilbert shouldn’t joke about Nazism — there’s something inherently comic about the F|hrer after all. But a writer needs panache to pull off such self-conscious transgression, and using the Holocaust to spice up “Ishtar” jokes doesn’t cut it.
Michelle Goldberg is a frequent contributor to Salon and the author of "Kingdom Coming: The Rise of Christian Nationalism" (WW Norton). More Michelle Goldberg.
“People Who Eat Darkness”: The disappearing blonde
A true crime story set in Tokyo illuminates the complicated truths behind media cliches
Joji Obara and Lucie Blackman (Credit: Estate of Lucie Jane Blackman) Lucie Blackman, 21, went out for the afternoon in 2000, phoning her roommate and best friend Louise to arrange a meeting later that night. Lucie never showed up, and within a few days she’d become one of those vanished blondes whose fates fuel headlines and hours of speculative media coverage. She was British, a former flight attendant, and she and Louise were living in Tokyo. They were also bar hostesses, a profession with a very specific meaning in Japan, difficult to explain to foreigners and not entirely clear to the Japanese themselves. Lucie both did and didn’t match the classic Missing Blonde profile, and for a while the mystery of what happened to her threatened to lapse into permanent obscurity.
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Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
Corporate criminals gone wild
The maker of the documentary film "Inside Job" has a new book excoriating Wall Street -- and President Obama
A detail from the cover of "Predator Nation" “Inside Job,” Charles Ferguson’s Oscar-winning documentary film on how government, Wall Street and academia colluded to deliver us the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, made a powerful case that something was very very rotten at the heart of the American political/economic nexus. His follow-up book, “Predator Nation: Corporate Criminals, Political Corruption, and the Hijacking of America,” can be considered the legal brief that dots every “i” and crosses every “t” in his argument. A tightly argued, profusely footnoted and deeply enraged castigation of everyone involved, “Predator Nation” isn’t just a factually unchallengeable account of how Wall Street blew up the global economy. It’s a denunciation, a call for justice and a warning: After getting away with the crime of the century, Wall Street still isn’t satisfied.
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Andrew Leonard is a staff writer at Salon. On Twitter, @koxinga21. More Andrew Leonard.
Can you identify?
Science shows that the only way around some readers' prejudices is to trick them
(Credit: Shutterstock/Salon) The news of recent research documenting how readers identify with the main characters in stories has mostly been taken as confirmation of the value of literary role models. Lisa Libby, an assistant professor at Ohio State University and co-author of a study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, explained that subjects who read a short story in which the protagonist overcomes obstacles in order to vote were more likely to vote themselves several days later.
The suggestibility of readers isn’t news. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe’s novel of a sensitive young man destroyed by unrequited love, “The Sorrows of Young Werther,” inspired a rash of suicides by would-be Werthers in the late 1700s. Jack Kerouac has launched a thousand road trips. Still, this is part of science’s job: Running empirical tests on common knowledge — if for no other reason than because common knowledge (and common sense) is often wrong.
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Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
“The Aleppo Codex”: The bizarre history of a precious book
A reporter traces the shadowy fate of the definitive version of the Hebrew Bible
Matti Friedman An ancient and priceless book, a murky history of evasions and coverups, an underground of sinister and possibly violent dealers, a former spy who drops tantalizing hints and a wily 84-year-old millionaire who says stuff like, “The problem with this story is that it could damage your health”: Are these the ingredients for a cheesy, improbable historical thriller? Yet “The Aleppo Codex,” Matti Friedman’s account of his attempts to learn the history of one of the world’s most precious books, sports all of these assets, and it’s nonfiction. If reporting this story damaged Friedman’s health, it probably happened when he realized what he’d stumbled into and his reporter’s heart started beating in doubletime.
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Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
Augusten Burroughs: Conquer trauma by letting it go
Salon exclusive: The best-selling memoirist says past horrors haunt us because we think about them too much. Stop
Augusten Burroughs Many people continue to feel influenced and even controlled by the things that happened to them a long time ago. Sometimes, people harbor dark, traumatic memories from childhood. Or fragments of memories — incomplete scenes, uncomfortable feelings, perhaps even a sense of certainty that something specific and terrible happened to them, but little more than this.
Others experienced something traumatic in adulthood that continues to affect them day to day many years later. Maybe an assault has left a person afraid to leave their home or enter a particular neighborhood.
Continue Reading CloseAugusten Burroughs' many books include "Runnning With Scissors," "Dry," "Sellevision," "Magical Thinking" and "Possible Side Effects." His latest book is "This Is How." More Augusten Burroughs.
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