J.D. Salinger

Salinger and me

My excellent adventures with the author of "The Catcher in the Rye."

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I had just finished “The Catcher in the Rye” and I really liked it. I wanted to call the author and tell him how much I liked it. But I didn’t have his phone number. So I called his publisher.

“Hello, can I have J.D. Salinger’s phone number?” I asked them.

“What for?”

“I just want to call him and tell him how much I liked his book.”

There was a pause on the line. “You’re not some kook, are you?”

“Oh no.”

“OK then.” The woman gave me the number. It was (603) 947-3309. I dialed the number. A man answered. “Yes?”

“Is this J.D. Salinger?”

“Yes. Who’s this?”

“Um … You don’t know me, but I just finished ‘The Catcher in the Rye’ and I wanted to tell you how much I liked it.”

“Yeah? Wow. That’s really nice of you.”

There was a pause. I wasn’t sure what else to say. “Yeah, well, I really liked it.”

Another pause. This was getting kind of awkward. I heard Salinger clear his throat. “So … um … Would you like to come up for a visit?”

“Gee, I don’t know, Mr. Salinger. I wouldn’t want to intrude.”

“No no, come on up. Do you know how to get to Cornish, N.H.?”

“I’m sure I can find it.”

“OK. I’ll pick you up in front of the post office on Thursday at 3 p.m.”

“Great. Wait a minute — how will I recognize you?”

“I’m a big guy with a happy face.”

“Yeah? Funny, that’s just how I pictured you.”

On Thursday I went up to Cornish and waited in front of the post office. But there was no Salinger.

Finally, a huge gray Lincoln Navigator pulled up and a tall guy in Levi’s and a red plaid shirt got out. “J.B.?” he asked.

“That’s me.”

“Sorry I’m late. I was on the phone with a bunch of New York editors.”

“They’re all a goddam bunch of phonies,” I said.

“You’re telling me.”

J.D. had to do some errands in town, so I accompanied him while he bought some magazines (Vanity Fair, Premiere, Seventeen, YM and Homeopathic Monthly) and rented some videos from the Cornish Video Shack (“Roman Holiday,” “Baby Doll” and “Lolita”).

On the drive up to his house we talked about stuff. As it turned out, we had a lot in common. “My name is made up of initials too,” I observed.

“Yeah, it’s better that way,” said J.D. “It’s different.”

Two black Labradors, Franny and Zooey, greeted us at the house, a surprisingly unassuming two-story Colonial style filled with piles of books, papers, magazines, burning incense, scented candles and old movie posters tacked to the wall. “Gee, what a mess,” I said.

“Yeah, I know,” said Salinger. “I keep meaning to clean it up.”

That evening Salinger cooked up a bucket of boiled wheat germ, and we ate it while watching the videos. We didn’t talk much.

Between a couple of films I tried to make some conversation.

“So, uh …”

Salinger was trying to put the video in the VCR the wrong way. I helped him. “I bet a lot of people call you up like I did, huh?”

“No, actually, you’re the first. It’s been kind of surprising. I think people are just scared to bother me. But I get kind of lonely up here.”

After a couple of weeks I started cleaning up the house, sorting out the piles, throwing stuff out. I was making a lot of long-distance phone calls, calling this chick I knew in France who refused to believe I was staying with J.D. Salinger. “You don’t believe me? I’ll put him on.” I shouted to the den where Salinger was working. “Hey, Jerry!” No answer. “JERRY!”

“What is it? I’m working.”

“Get on the phone, I want you to talk to my friend.”

“I’m kind of busy here, J.B.”

“Just get on the phone, this won’t take a second.” Salinger picked up the phone in the den. He talked with the French chick for a while. “The French are a bunch of phonies,” he finally said and hung up.

The next morning at breakfast Salinger seemed a little tight-mouthed. “I think you should leave,” he said. Apparently I’d thrown out some papers he’d wanted to hold on to. Also, all the long-distance calls. I decided to cheer him up by feigning some interest in his work.

I went into his den. There were piles of pages everywhere. “These are my manuscripts,” he explained, following me into the room nervously. He showed me a 2,000-page novel he’d been writing called “Glass House.” “I’ve been working on it for 35 years.”

“Can I take a look?”

“Well, I really don’t …”

I grabbed the manuscript and started reading it. It was pretty funny. I was laughing. Salinger was trying to look over my shoulder at what I was laughing at. “Which part are you reading?”

“Where Zooey gets his foot caught in the trash compactor.”

“Oh yeah.” He chuckled. “That really happened.” I marvelled at all the pages, painstaking typed, with a myriad hand corrections on each page. I looked around the room. No computer.

“You still use a typewriter?” I asked him.

“I find it’s the only way I can think. I compose on the typewriter.” He patted the old Underwood affectionately. I noticed the dust between the keys.

I opened the window to air out the place a little. A sudden gust of wind tore through the blinds, blowing the stack of pages around the room. “Oops.” I knelt down to pick them up, accidentally knocking a candle onto the floor.

By the time the fire department got to the house, it was a mass of charred ruins. J.D. was sitting on a stump by the frog pond. He was whimpering a bit, staring into his hands.

Just then a car drove up. Out stepped the most beautiful girl I’d ever seen: tall, thin, with alabaster skin, chiseled features and fine, golden hair. She ran over to Salinger. “Hey, Dad!”

Salinger wouldn’t look up. “Hi, Phoebe.”

“Wow, what happened here?”

But Salinger couldn’t answer. He fell on the ground and began coughing, and we called an ambulance.

After we’d made sure Salinger was safely delivered to the hospital, I took Phoebe out for lunch in Cornish and tried to explain what had happened. Salinger had been trying to cook some soy muffins when the oven had caught fire and it quickly spread through the house. I managed to pull him out of the flames, but everything else got lost in the fire. The firemen came soon enough, but it was too late. Phoebe hugged me. “Those firemen are a bunch of goddamn phonies,” she mumbled.

We were married in the spring. Salinger was too sick to attend the wedding. He’d become a weird recluse. Rather than have Phoebe change her name to mine, I decided to change mine to hers. J.B. Salinger.

We have eight kids: Phoebe, Zooey, Booboo, Walter, Walker, Holden, Buddy and Franny. We were going to call the last one Seymour, but we thought that’d be kind of cruel. And anyway, it was a girl.

Last month we moved to Hollywood. We’re angling for a family sitcom, something like “The Brady Bunch,” but “real.” I’ve been talking to a few producers, trying to put together a deal, but it’s tough. The town’s full of goddam phonies.

What was J.D. Salinger working on?

The reclusive author died two years ago. We've learned lots about his life since, but one big question remains

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What was J.D. Salinger working on?J.D. Salinger (Credit: AP)

When it came to his work, J.D. Salinger was the ultimate control freak. He strove for absolute perfection in his writing and sought complete power over its presentation. He ordered his photo be removed from the dust jacket of “The Catcher in the Rye,” fought with numerous publishers over his book’s content and presentation, and his disdain for editing was legendary. When a copy editor at the New Yorker dared to remove a single comma from one of his stories, Salinger snapped. “There was hell to pay,” recalled William Maxwell, and the comma was quickly reinstated. Recently uncovered letters demonstrate how the author repeatedly refused any film adaptation of his classic novel. He felt no actor could properly fill the role of Holden Caulfield, although he quipped to Ernest Hemingway that he might be persuaded to play the part himself.

In a way, Salinger is still exerting similar control over our ability to define his legacy two years after his death on Jan. 27, 2010 – and he is using his writings to maintain that control. The difficulty in defining Salinger’s legacy stems from his decades of seclusion after his last publication in 1965 and the stubborn hope of millions that he continued to write for the next 45 years.

What have we learned about those years since Salinger’s death?

We now know that the author had an ironically un-Zen-like penchant for Burger King (a curious revelation considering we somehow imagined him consisting on a diet of bean sprouts) and he was not above taking a bus tour of Niagara Falls.

He was enthusiastic about the ballet, reveling in a 1951 London performance of “Swan Lake” and a 1982 Balanchine presentation at the all-too-phony Paris Opera House. That same year, Salinger lamented that only two “people” had ever truly known him: his son, Matthew, and his dog, Benny, the serene schnauzer that Salinger had brought home from Germany in 1946 and who had died nearly 30 years before.

For a time, Salinger seriously considered abandoning writing altogether and devoting his life to Eastern religion, a choice that would likely have involved joining a monastic order. Salinger reconsidered. He found “the chase” of pinning down a good story more enticing than a lifetime of meditation.

We’ve also learned of Salinger’s passion for sweaters, his fondness for tennis and baseball, his late-life interest in Christian Science, and his enduring devotion to the Vedantic branch of Hinduism. The author sent holiday greetings to the Ramakrishna-Vivekananda Center of New York every year from 1952 until his death in 2010, usually accompanied by a generous donation.

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But these facts amount to little more than inconsequential trivia when compared to the overriding question that the world is still asking: What was Salinger writing all of those years, and is it any good?

If the fistful of Salinger letters that have emerged since 2010 impart any significant news, it is the constant confirmation by Salinger himself that he was indeed still writing during the decades of his seclusion and amassing a considerable body of work. Pages that dissatisfied the author, he burned rather than risk them being retrieved from the trash. A fire that destroyed much of his home in 1992 providentially spared his writing studio where he stored his manuscripts, convincing Salinger to purchase a small fireproof vault in which to safeguard the trove. Neighbors recall him, even at age 90, intently filling in a small notebook he apparently carried everywhere.

These and numerous other references are tantalizing clues to what may potentially prove to be the greatest group of posthumous publications since Kafka – and the hope of Salinger enthusiasts worldwide. But where is Salinger’s Max Brod?

So far, the world has been denied access to Salinger’s legendary hoard of unpublished works and his estate (which legally consists of his widow and son) has refused to acknowledge even the existence of the mysterious manuscripts, much less offer any hope that they will be made available to an anxious reading public. In all likelihood, that decision relies upon Salinger’s last will and testament, the contents of which are rumored to contain a clause requesting that the author’s family wait a number of years before publishing anything new, if only to forestall Salinger’s own fans from dancing on his grave.

And that’s the problem we face in defining Salinger’s legacy. It is impossible to judge the last 45 years of his life without knowing what he was writing at the time.

Suppose Salinger completed a dozen books while holed up in Cornish and left them for his heirs to sort through upon his death. If they all consist of “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy,” then Salinger’s reclusion will be viewed as a selfish act, void or even destructive of creativity, and he will retain his reputation as having been an eccentric recluse.

But if Salinger’s manuscripts contain a single book or story that rivals the effect or quality of “The Catcher in the Rye,” then Salinger’s withdrawal will be judged very differently, indeed. The author, whose refusal has been long ridiculed and resented, will be regarded as a monastic genius who resisted the lures of the world in order to serve the requirements of his unique creativity.

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Rumors and stories about J.D. Salinger in his later years are numerous and offer a voyeuristic fascination with a life otherwise concealed. Yet few would argue that the overwhelming contribution of Salinger’s life was to American literature and that he is best assessed as a writer and not as a folklore oddity. It is exactly that standard of evaluation that has left him gatekeeper of the scales. The author, who was famous for demanding control over every detail of his work while living, is still in control. In a sense, J.D. Salinger has been able to cheat death because – in the continued absence of his unpublished manuscripts – he has managed to deny us the ability to measure the second half of his life and to determine his full impact upon literature. Two years on, we are no closer to cementing Salinger’s legacy than we were on the day that he died.

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Kenneth Slawenski is the author of "J.D. Salinger: A Life" (Random House), which is now in paperback.

Asking price for single Salinger sentence: $50,000

The famously private writer's short, polite note to his maid is available (for a considerable fee) on eBay

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Asking price for single Salinger sentence: $50,000FILE - In this Jan. 28, 2010 file photo, copies of J.D. Salinger's classic novel "The Catcher in the Rye" as well as his volume of short stories called "Nine Stories" are seen at the Orange Public Library in Orange Village, Ohio. Salinger, died Wednesday, Jan. 27, 2010, in Cornish, N.H., at the age of 91. At left is a 1951 photo of the author. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta, File)(Credit: Amy Sancetta)

Reuters reports today that a polite but laconic one-sentence letter from J.D. Salinger to his maid is currently listed on eBay with a $50,000 price tag. As the New York Times’ Dave Itzkoff wryly notes, that’s “about $2,083.33 a word” — no small sum for a glorified kitchen-counter memo (albeit one left behind by an iconic literary hermit).

Other historical items listed on eBay by the same dealer are are even more expensive. Among them is a note ostensibly sent by Herman Melville to his publisher, George P. Putnam, which reads only, “Dear Sir: Re-enclosed is the proof. Very truly yours, H Melville.” It can be yours for $95,000 — plus $19 shipping and handling.

If your tastes run more to the political, a document described as bearing George Washington’s signature can be obtained for $150,000; a telegram “signed and annotated” by Lenin in 1921 is available for the slightly lower fee of $110,000.

By these standards, seller History for Sale’s less expensive items — such as this autographed note from Wolf Blitzer, advertised at $69 — are downright affordable.

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Emma Mustich is a Salon contributor. Follow her on Twitter: @emustich.

The “Catcher in the Rye” film that should never be

After J.D. Salinger's death, a movie version is more likely than ever. Here's why that's a huge mistake

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“If there’s one thing I hate, it’s the movies,” says Holden Caulfield. “Don’t even mention them to me.”

The young hero of J.D. Salinger’s 1951 novel “The Catcher in the Rye” is often described as one of the great unreliable narrators in American fiction — a character whose self-image is at odds with how he’s seen by the rest of the world as well as his older, wiser creator. But when a Daily Telegraph story suggested that the late, reclusive writer’s signature work might finally land on the big screen — after decades of Salinger telling an endless parade of Hollywood phonies to take their movie pitches and shove them — Holden’s gripe struck me as a rare instance of a quote worth taking at face value.

A convergence of factors makes it likely that somehow, someday, there will be a movie. True, a lawyer for the Salinger estate said, “There are no plans to sell the film rights.” But that only sounds definitive until you get to the part of the Telegraph story that says the writer’s estate could be hit with a huge, retroactive estate tax bill that could be settled fast by auctioning the film rights to “Catcher” — and that a 1957 letter by the author described those unsold rights as “a kind of insurance policy” that could support his wife and daughter if he ran out of money. When’s the last time a lawyer won an argument with an accountant?

“The Catcher in the Rye” should never be made into a movie. Period.

To entertain such thoughts requires the would-be adapter to ignore three strong arguments against adaptation: Holden’s opinion, Salinger’s wishes and the reader’s own idiosyncratic relationship with the novel.

Holden’s likely position is there in black-and-white, so let’s move on to Salinger’s — but not for long, because there isn’t much difference, really. The novelist hated Hollywood as intensely as Holden did and spent years rebuffing anyone and everyone who tried to sweet-talk him into giving up the rights. Samuel Goldwyn, Jerry Lewis, Harvey Weinstein, Steven Spielberg and others all came courting and were rebuffed.

The writer famously said the novel was “unactable” by anyone but himself (he briefly considered letting Elia Kazan turn it into a play, then changed his mind). And he held a grudge against the American film industry for all sorts of reasons, including his busted relationship with Eugene O’Neill’s daughter, Oona (who ultimately married Charlie Chaplin), and a previous negative experience with adaptation (Salinger’s 1948 short story “Uncle Wiggily in Connecticut” was the basis for 1949′s “My Foolish Heart,” which he hated).

I realize Holden qualifies his hatred in “Catcher” by conceding there are good movies and bad movies and that his beloved kid sister Phoebe has a knack for identifying the good ones. I also realize everyone has a favorite book that they would rather not see turned into a film, and when filmmakers adapt it anyway, the result can sometimes be good, sometimes great. (Telegraph writer Harry Mount encouraged such thinking in a column suggesting “Catcher” could work on-screen if the filmmakers relied on voice-over narration drawn from Salinger’s text.) And it’s true that there are more examples of novels that were adapted to film against the author’s wishes (during or after the writer’s lifetime) and turned out rather well.

But “Catcher” is a special case, because Salinger specifically and repeatedly said the film should not be adapted and never gave anyone the chance — and his stubbornness meant that several generations of readers treated the book as a unique experience, a book that would only ever be a book. Knowing Salinger’s opinion on this matter only amplifies the experience of reading “Catcher” — makes it more personal. You may see a movie in your mind as you turn the pages, but it’s your movie, and it’s playing for an audience of one.

That all means that if some intrepid person did persevere and somehow manage to make a “Catcher” movie, it wouldn’t matter how good it was, because on some level, we’d all know its very existence rebuked what Salinger stood for. Even if it turned out to be a finely wrought adaptation of a classic novel, it would still feel like an act of petty dominance over a man who could no longer fight back, and an act of vandalism on par with another famous scene in Salinger’s book, the one where Holden sees that someone has written “fuck you” on a school wall and rubs it off:

“You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any,” Holden says. “You may think there is, but once you get there, when you’re not looking, somebody’ll sneak up and write ‘Fuck you’ right under your nose. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it’ll say ‘Holden Caulfield’ on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it’ll say ‘Fuck you.’ I’m positive.”

 

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Salinger: “Recluse” with an ugly history of women

How we've all found a convenient way of avoiding the truth about his troubled past

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In all of the many heartfelt (and deserved) eulogies about author J.D. Salinger, who died last week at 91, one word appears over and over. It is, of course, “recluse.” The headline on the Los Angeles Times blog post about his death read, “J.D. Salinger, reclusive author of ‘The Catcher in the Rye,’ dies at 91.” New York magazine called him “the world’s most celebrated literary recluse,” and the New York Times said that the author had “lived in seclusion for more than 50 years.”

I find these portraits of Salinger as a noble loner curious. They certainly aren’t accurate. There is ample evidence that he did not lead a solitary life apart from the rest of humanity. Salinger was married three times, and had numerous other long- and short-term romantic engagements. He seduced Joyce Maynard after seeing her on a magazine cover. He dated actress Elaine Joyce during the 1980s while she was appearing on such shows as “Fantasy Island,” “Magnum, PI,” “Simon and Simon” and “Murder, She Wrote.” He had three grandchildren. He went into New York for dinner with friends. He was apparently active in his community, greeting clerks at the store, attending church suppers and town meetings, and shopping at Price Chopper. He spent a lot of time with his lawyers. And this is just the stuff we know about. One wonders if Emily Dickinson, that other famous literary recluse, now sees how much she could have gotten away with and still maintained her recluse cred.

It’s not hard to see why the idea of J.D. Salinger as an asocial genius appeals. Living in a world of tabloid television and gossip Web sites, it is comforting to think of a higher intellect who has rejected it all. Verlyn Klinkenborg’s New York Times editorial celebrated this romantic ideal: “There was a purity in Mr. Salinger’s separation from the world, whatever its motives, whatever his character. His half-century of solitude and silence was a creative act in itself, requiring extraordinary force of will.” Insisting on Salinger’s reclusiveness has given us an antihero nearly as influential as Salinger’s greatest creation, Holden Caulfield.

But I think there is another, more insidious reason that the literary establishment is so invested in the fictional, reclusive Salinger. It is a convenient cudgel with which to silence any discussion of Salinger’s personal life, particularly any revelation of unsavory truths about one of America’s most revered authors. Both Joyce Maynard and Salinger’s daughter Margaret were vilified for violating the great man’s privacy when they wrote about their own experiences with him and exposed his predatory, controlling relationships with women. Instead of exploring the insights these revelations might bring to readings of Salinger’s work (not to mention the women’s right to tell their own stories), critics dismissed their books as exploitative, attention-seeking stunts. When Maynard decided to sell some of the letters Salinger had written her — letters that confirmed her story of their affair — the response was even more bitter. A typical reaction was that of author Cynthia Ozick, who wrote that Maynard “has never been a real artist and has no real substance and has attached herself to the real artists in order to suck out his celebrity.” This sort of backlash is not exclusive to Salinger — when Pablo Picasso’s former wives and lovers began to expose him as a physically and emotionally abusive man, they were subject to similar criticisms.

As feminists have long known, the personal is political, and women who tell unpleasant truths rarely find a receptive audience. Anyone who got into an argument about Roman Polanski this past year knows how desperately fans can cling to their icons, despite clear evidence of wrongdoing. Acknowledging the experiences of Margaret Salinger or Joyce Maynard would mean deviating from the Salinger myth. To shut such conversations down, we’re told to be rational and to “separate the art from the artist.” But those insisting on this separation aren’t rejecting biographical details as part of how we understand works of art, they are merely insisting we use their narrative, in order to reach their conclusions.

Continuing to believe in the mythically reclusive Salinger and disallowing the presence of the women in his life doesn’t do anyone any good. We need to be able to appreciate art in all of its complicated contexts. Artists — both men and women — have personal lives, and they are often messy. Picasso painted compelling portraits of women he had abused. Roman Polanski assaulted a young woman and made taut, thoughtful films. J.D. Salinger went to church suppers and hooked up with actresses. I hope that in the wake of J.D. Salinger’s death, his real story can now be told. Let’s leave the fiction on the shelf.

Mikki Halpin is a freelance writer who lives in Brooklyn, N.Y. She is currently at work on a book about fandom. 

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Mikki Halpin is a freelance writer. She has written for many publications, including Glamour, New York, and the New Yorker.

Bin Laden blames U.S. for Salinger’s death

Suddenly, the al-Qaida leader has an opinion about everything!

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Bin Laden blames U.S. for Salinger's death

CAIRO — Al-Qaida recluse Osama bin Laden today called for a worldwide boycott of American bookstores, saying the United States was responsible for the death of J.D. Salinger, New Hampshire recluse and author of “The Catcher in the Rye.”

Ask yourself — did you ever see them in the same room together?

“If you really want to hear about it,” bin Laden says in an audiotape released today, “you’ll want to hear all the David Copperfield crap about my lousy childhood and how I was abandoned by my father Muhammed Awad bin Laden because I was the only son of his tenth wife, but I don’t feel like going into it.”

Bin Laden sought seclusion in the mountains of Afghanistan following the disastrous attacks on Sept. 11, 2001.  Salinger sought seclusion in the mountains of New Hampshire following the disastrous reviews of the film version of his story “Uncle Wiggily in Connecticut.”  The two men were never seen together, and mysteriously canceled a scheduled appearance on “The Hollywood Squares” when they learned that Wally Cox would not be a member of the show’s nine-celebrity “tic-tac-toe” box.

Wally Cox and Joyce Maynard:  No connection, but the lack of any parallels is rather eerie.

Both Salinger and bin Laden became increasingly eccentric in their later years, with Salinger drinking his own urine according to his lover Joyce Maynard, a woman half Salinger’s age who, like him, scored an early literary success.  Her world-weary adolescent memoir “An Eighteen Year Old Looks Back on Life” caught the attention of Salinger, who sent her a letter complimenting her style “because you obviously copied it from mine.”

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