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An alpha dog in tights?
Healthy candy and Al Gore dressed up as Underdog scared guests at the vice president's Halloween bash.
When I walked into Al Gore’s annual Halloween party Sunday night, I didn’t know what to expect. Last year he and Tipper dressed as Mr. and Mrs. Frankenstein. The year before, they were scary-looking zombies. The Frankenstein outfit, of course, was meant to combat the accusations Gore is “wooden.” I fantasized that he might go as a scientist, inventing the Internet, or maybe a two-headed monster, constantly debating himself.
I didn’t expect Underdog, the meek canine superhero of TV cartoon fame. Obviously, the veep chose his costume without the approval of his new campaign consultant, Naomi Wolf, who reportedly told him he’s too “beta male” to be elected president. A flying dog in tights is certainly not an alpha male. “Underdog” itself was never very good, but thanks to Gen-X nostalgia it’s quite hip now. Thus Gore’s choice made some demographic sense, even if Wolf was disappointed.
So there was our would-be president, looking neither dull nor wooden, but strangely preschool in a red jumpsuit with a big doggy nose and floppy ears. Next to him was Tipper, in a white, curly wig, dressed as Underdog’s love interest, a television reporter-poodle named “Polly Purebred.”
It wasn’t an official campaign event. But your tax dollars went to a few bazillion-watt orange floodlights to brighten up this harvest festival of the power elite. Invitations were given to only a select but seemingly random cross section of Washington’s media corps.
Inside, no opportunity to decorate was overlooked. Even the metal detectors were decorated with gourds. There were scarecrows, hay bales and bedsheet ghosts. The centerpieces were several elegantly sculpted, morbidly obese jack-o-lanterns — vegetables of pure artistic and engineering marvel.
As advertised, there were plenty of activities for kids, including an arts-and-crafts area, a basketball game, roving magicians and even a tub of floating plastic pumpkins presumably for bobbing purposes. But candy itself was largely ignored by the party coordinators. In its place were healthy snack treats. You know — low-fat jelly beans, gummy creatures made with 2-percent real fruit juice. Sorry: nothing to dispel Gore’s reputation as boring.
The costumes of the 200 or so attendees were similarly extravagant and politically harmless. There were several Y2K-themed togs, the best actually involving boxes of Special K cereal. Harry Potter, Austin Powers and more Darth Mauls than you could shake a double-sided light saber at fleshed out the rest of the crowd. There were also mock Secret Service agents, a few vampires, a wood nymph and even a couple of New York Yankee outfits. No, no one was dressed as a player for the New York Knicks. If Bill Bradley was invited, he didn’t attend.
I wasn’t sure if it was part of his costume or a personal choice, but when I finally made it through the receiving line to reach the vice president, he was wearing latex gloves. Underdog wore gloves, but this was a little weird. Maybe I missed the episode when Underdog volunteered at the hospice, but I also worried the veep might be taking a campaign tip from presumptive Reform Party challenger Donald Trump, who has made no secret of his fear of hand germs.
Hand germs were probably the scariest thing at Gore’s Halloween party. But that’s OK. You don’t go to the vice president’s Halloween party to be scared. That’s what the White House Christmas party is for.
Senate Democrats heroically fund TSA
Democrats score the dumbest political victory of 2012
(Credit: Reuters/Frank Polich) On Tuesday, a Senate Appropriations Committee vote effectively highlighted everything that is stupid about politics.
The Transportation Security Administration, a universally loathed government agency, is facing a shortfall, despite its more than $8 billion budget. Instead of having a debate over what effective airport security might actually look like and how much should reasonably be spent on the honestly rare threat of commercial-air-travel-based terrorism, there was a debate over how best to come up with the money needed for all the radioactive naked picture machines and bomb-sniffing dogs. The Democrats suggested passing on the cost of ineffective, cumbersome and intrusive security theater to citizens, via higher fees on airfares. The Republicans, even more predictably, suggested cutting spending that directly helps poor people to ensure there is enough to spend on stopping imaginary future 9/11s.
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Alex Pareene writes about politics for Salon and is the author of "The Rude Guide to Mitt." Email him at apareene@salon.com and follow him on Twitter @pareene More Alex Pareene.
The Democratic Senate might just survive
A Senate map that looked bleak a year ago is now littered with surprise pick-up opportunities
Charles Schumer and Harry Reid (Credit: Reuters/Jonathan Ernst) The growing likelihood that Richard Lugar will lose next Tuesday’s Indiana Republican Senate primary is the latest in a string of unexpected developments that have bolstered Democrats chances of hanging on to the Senate.
As I wrote yesterday, Lugar’s conservative primary challenger, state Treasurer Richard Mourdock, lacks the incumbent’s broad cross-partisan appeal and is closely identified with Tea Party-flavored Republicanism. Democrats, meanwhile, are poised to nominate Joe Donnelly, a moderate third-term congressman who defied the odds to hold onto his seat in the GOP tide of 2010. Mourdock would still probably be the favorite over Donnelly in the fall, just because of Indiana’s red tint, but the seat would be in play – something that would never be the case with Lugar as the GOP nominee.
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Steve Kornacki writes about politics for Salon. Reach him by email at SKornacki@salon.com and follow him on Twitter @SteveKornacki More Steve Kornacki.
Dems desert the left
Why aren't Democratic candidates for Senate promoting liberal causes on their websites?
Victories in two Pennsylvania House districts over two conservative Democrats who voted against healthcare reform gave liberals something to cheer about this week. And they’re quite right to focus on primary elections: Nomination contests are really fights over who will control the political parties. And yet liberals appear to be missing some major opportunities to influence the next round of Democratic senators, just when they have the chance to do so. A look at the websites of the 10 Democratic candidates most likely to become U.S. senators reveals that few of them are interested in several of the issues that have been the hallmark of liberal activism and often frustration during the Obama years: marriage equality, a public option on healthcare, filibuster reform and civil liberties.
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All for none and none for all
Forty years of culture wars and racial battles wrecked the country and the GOP – but it's not too late to change
(Credit: AP Photo/Gregory Bull) My March 4 post “What’s the matter with white people?” was Salon’s top story that week, and it got a lot of comments and online attention. I went on vacation a few days later, but I’ve wanted to address a few arguments, if belatedly.
I asked “What’s the matter with white people?” because my people are increasingly coming under fire from the right and the left. Republicans have begun to blame not the economy but “dependency” on government and rising rates of single parenthood for the economic troubles of the white working class. On the left, meanwhile, whites are dismissed as the backward base of the increasingly radical GOP, and working class whites, in particular, are derided as racists who won’t vote for Democrats because the party is now led by a black man (ignoring the fact that a larger share of working class whites voted for Barack Obama than for Caucasians John Kerry, Al Gore or Bill Clinton.)
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The economic story Obama must tell
We need government investment to restore prosperity. The president needs to explain that in a way that makes sense
(Credit: AP Photo/Susan Walsh) Look at it this way: If the Wall Street banking crisis had taken place in 2007 instead of 2008, George W. Bush wouldn’t be able to leave home without being jeered. (As it is, he rarely leaves Texas.) Hardly anybody would buy the brand of tycoonomics GOP presidential candidates are selling. People would understand that save-the-millionaires tax cuts and deregulation had dramatically failed. President Obama would get more credit for pulling the economy out of a nose dive.
Alas, people have short attention spans and a weak understanding of abstract economic issues. You have to tell them a story. The failure of policymakers to do that has been driving progressive MVP Paul Krugman crazy. How can it be, he asks, that governments foreign and domestic are repeating the mistakes of the early 1930s — slashing government spending to reduce budget deficits, putting more people out of work, reducing demand, and inadvertently increasing deficits? Rinse and repeat.
Continue Reading CloseArkansas Times columnist Gene Lyons is a National Magazine Award winner and co-author of "The Hunting of the President" (St. Martin's Press, 2000). You can e-mail Lyons at eugenelyons2@yahoo.com. More Gene Lyons.
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