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Thursday, Nov 4, 1999 5:00 PM UTC1999-11-04T17:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Research says erect gay penises are bigger

Uncovered Kinsey Report data show homosexual members have hetero ones by a head.

Nov. 4, 1999

Six inches is the average length of a male erection, right? More or less? More (6.32 inches) if you’re gay, apparently. And less (5.99) if you’re straight. Stiff homosexual organs are one-third of an inch longer, claims an article titled “The Relation Between Sexual Orientation and Penile Size” in the June Archives of Sexual Behavior.

The phallus findings are based on archived data from 5,122 measurements of men’s schlongs obtained by the Kinsey Report from 1938-1963.

But isn’t it penile chubbiness that matters more in sexual pleasure? Heteros lose this contest, too. The straight circumference is 4.80 inches, while gays wield a stout 4.95. Dr. Anthony Bogaert of Brock University in Ontario, Canada and Dr. Scott Hershberger of California State University-Long Beach co-authored the recent study, which is part of a larger study on the origins of sexual orientation and behavior.

Reached by phone at his Ontario office, Bogaert generously answered my most probing questions about the penile research.

Why on Earth would gay guys be heavier hung?

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Thursday, Oct 26, 2000 7:02 PM UTC2000-10-26T19:02:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Carnal goo

New products now being tested promise to alleviate female sexual dysfunction.

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Imagine a gel that women layer on their pudenda that magically swells the area with lustful desire. Blood engorges the labia, the clitoris stiffens excitedly and lubrication (the historic task of foreplay) is swiftly unleashed by the moistening cream. A tiny dollop rubbed in softly and — shazam! — the female tingles, itching with passion.

Such a thing exists. Many over-the-counter sex creams that speed up women’s “libida” are already available, and two biopharmaceutical companies are aching to get their new love lotions approved by the Food and Drug Administration. Their medical and financial ambition is to garner the products massive Viagra-esque popularity with women.

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Monday, Sep 11, 2000 7:30 PM UTC2000-09-11T19:30:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Sexy penises

The circumcision decision could affect a baby's future sex life.

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“He’ll never get a blow job!” pregnant Abigail fretted, “if we don’t circumcise him.”

“Fellatio,” her husband Kent conceded, “is man’s best friend. But why won’t my son get sucked if he’s whole?”

The Berkeley, Calif., baby shower had disintegrated into yet another debate about circumcision. Every well-wisher on the festive patio knew that neo-natal Zachary already owned 15 stuffed animals, nine Dr. Seuss books and enough green overalls to costume an elf army, but the parents — like so many others — hadn’t determined yet if the tot would be sporting a foreskin.

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Monday, Aug 21, 2000 7:30 PM UTC2000-08-21T19:30:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The quest for sweet semen

I learned how to transform funky spunk into delicious joy juice -- but ultimately decided not to.

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“You’ve got funky-tasting spunk,” Samantha tells her bitter paramour on the Aug. 6 “Sex and the City” episode, as she refuses to fellate his foully spurting member. “Giving head [to you] is like a trip to the rotten-egg buffet.”

I winced watching this, because I am consumed with greedy but guilty desire when it comes to the issue of squirting inside the mouth and swallowing. I adore oral acceptance of my penile offering, but I’m cravenly apologetic asking for it, because I’m sure the texture and flavor are repulsive on my lover’s palate. Fear of Samanthas also inhibits me: My crotch loves a tongue-lashing but my ego doesn’t.

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Tuesday, Feb 29, 2000 5:00 PM UTC2000-02-29T17:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Penis gourds: The rebel uniform

Indonesia's government sees the garb worn by Dani tribesmen as backward and an act of defiance.

Indonesia is a polyglot nation of 13,000 islands, 300 ethnic groups and 365 languages that has always been ruled by the heavy-handed, populous Javanese. East Timor’s recent wrenching escape from the iron grip of
Jakarta is only the most visible boil in this archipelago that festers with religious, economic and cultural strife. The next bloodbath could break out in the province of Irian Jaya, the western half of New Guinea, where recent settlers have zero in common with the Stone Age indigenous inhabitants.

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Monday, Feb 28, 2000 5:00 PM UTC2000-02-28T17:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Is there a connection between AIDS and circumcision?

Researchers claim decade-old evidence has been ignored.

Male circumcision could help diminish the HIV/AIDS pandemic in developing countries, but health professionals are reluctant to publicize this fact, according to an editorial in the Lancet by Daniel Halperin and Robert Bailey. The authors cite a study, published a decade ago, of 422 Kenyan men who habitually visited prostitutes. The research showed that the uncircumcised men had an 8.2 times greater risk of infection. Of 38 additional investigations, 27 from eight different countries found a similar association between uncut men and infection.

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