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Author pitches woo to N.Y. Times critic Kakutani
His character thinks Michiko is Finnish.
Look at the tiny classifieds at the bottom of the New York Times’ front page and you’ll often find reminders to Jewish women to light their Sabbath candles. Lately, “King of the Jews” author Leslie Epstein has been using those little ads to light a bigger fire — with New York Times book critic Michiko Kakutani.
In the Oct. 29 front-page classifieds, Leib Goldkorn — the bumbling, unstable 94-year-old protagonist from Epstein’s latest novel, “Ice Fire Water” — implores the veteran reviewer to ring his bell: “Dear Sweet Michiko K. — Call Your Leib Goldkorn.” The indefatigable Goldkorn plans to send Kakutani another, more heated message on Monday, which will read: “Yoo-hoo! My Cute Kakutani! — Leib Goldkorn is calling.”
In Epstein’s latest novel, Goldkorn, a Holocaust refugee and novelist, is smitten by Kakutani, who gave him the most favorable review of his career. Goldkorn mistakenly believes that Kakutani, in reality of Japanese descent, is Finnish, and he fantasizes about being beaten by her in a sauna. At one bittersweet point in “Ice Fire Water,” Goldkorn invites Kakutani to lunch at the Court of Palms in New York’s Plaza Hotel to thank her for her review; when she shows up, the slightly deluded author mistakes her for a cleaning lady.
Epstein, however, does not share his character’s luck with the critic. He invited her to a reading in New York on Friday, but Kakutani — famous in publishing circles for her reclusiveness — didn’t show. “There was one Japanese lady there, but I don’t think it was her,” Epstein said from his home in Boston. (Kakutani did not respond to requests for comment.)
Epstein has spent almost $10,000 of his own money on Times front-page classified advertising for “Ice Fire Water.” The debut ad read: “Jewish Women/Girls. Gentiles Too! — Leib Goldkorn is back.” The ads have referred not only to Kakutani, but also to New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani and former bathing beauty Esther Williams, who both make cameos in the novel. “The house was originally concerned that he was spending so much money on these ads when it could have been spent on more traditional venues,” says Robert Weil, Epstein’s editor at W.W. Norton.
Epstein, it seems, has hit on an imaginative strategy to lure Kakutani into writing a review of “Ice Fire Water.” However, although she praised his 1985 book “Goldkorn Tales,” so far, Kakutani isn’t biting. “He was very much hoping she would respond. He was very disappointed,” Weil said. As much trouble as Epstein may have in getting Kakutani’s attention, other reviewers have certainly taken notice. In the Los Angeles Times, Steven G. Kellman calls the novel a “masterly blend of the plangent and the preposterous” and Goldkorn “the Mr. Magoo of Holocaust survivors.” The New York Times Book Review lavished heavy praise on the novel — and also used a cartoon analogy for Goldkorn. “Leib owes more to Pepe Le Pew than Don Juan,” writes D.T. Max.
Other book critics at the New York Times might want to check out the novel for different reasons. “Richard Eder has a big speaking part,” Epstein said. “He’s a hustler phone sex guy. His name is Bitch Adder.” The late Book Review editor Anatole Broyard, whom Epstein characterizes as “the worst critic who ever lived, I think,” appears as Anatole Boudoir. Another Times critic, Richard Bernstein, turns up as Kakutani’s assistant who sends Goldkorn a note instructing him to meet Kakutani for that ill-fated lunch at the Court of Palms.
Craig Offman is the New York correspondent for Salon Books. More Craig Offman.
“People Who Eat Darkness”: The disappearing blonde
A true crime story set in Tokyo illuminates the complicated truths behind media cliches
Joji Obara and Lucie Blackman (Credit: Estate of Lucie Jane Blackman) Lucie Blackman, 21, went out for the afternoon in 2000, phoning her roommate and best friend Louise to arrange a meeting later that night. Lucie never showed up, and within a few days she’d become one of those vanished blondes whose fates fuel headlines and hours of speculative media coverage. She was British, a former flight attendant, and she and Louise were living in Tokyo. They were also bar hostesses, a profession with a very specific meaning in Japan, difficult to explain to foreigners and not entirely clear to the Japanese themselves. Lucie both did and didn’t match the classic Missing Blonde profile, and for a while the mystery of what happened to her threatened to lapse into permanent obscurity.
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Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
Corporate criminals gone wild
The maker of the documentary film "Inside Job" has a new book excoriating Wall Street -- and President Obama
A detail from the cover of "Predator Nation" “Inside Job,” Charles Ferguson’s Oscar-winning documentary film on how government, Wall Street and academia colluded to deliver us the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, made a powerful case that something was very very rotten at the heart of the American political/economic nexus. His follow-up book, “Predator Nation: Corporate Criminals, Political Corruption, and the Hijacking of America,” can be considered the legal brief that dots every “i” and crosses every “t” in his argument. A tightly argued, profusely footnoted and deeply enraged castigation of everyone involved, “Predator Nation” isn’t just a factually unchallengeable account of how Wall Street blew up the global economy. It’s a denunciation, a call for justice and a warning: After getting away with the crime of the century, Wall Street still isn’t satisfied.
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Andrew Leonard is a staff writer at Salon. On Twitter, @koxinga21. More Andrew Leonard.
Can you identify?
Science shows that the only way around some readers' prejudices is to trick them
(Credit: Shutterstock/Salon) The news of recent research documenting how readers identify with the main characters in stories has mostly been taken as confirmation of the value of literary role models. Lisa Libby, an assistant professor at Ohio State University and co-author of a study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, explained that subjects who read a short story in which the protagonist overcomes obstacles in order to vote were more likely to vote themselves several days later.
The suggestibility of readers isn’t news. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe’s novel of a sensitive young man destroyed by unrequited love, “The Sorrows of Young Werther,” inspired a rash of suicides by would-be Werthers in the late 1700s. Jack Kerouac has launched a thousand road trips. Still, this is part of science’s job: Running empirical tests on common knowledge — if for no other reason than because common knowledge (and common sense) is often wrong.
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Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
“The Aleppo Codex”: The bizarre history of a precious book
A reporter traces the shadowy fate of the definitive version of the Hebrew Bible
Matti Friedman An ancient and priceless book, a murky history of evasions and coverups, an underground of sinister and possibly violent dealers, a former spy who drops tantalizing hints and a wily 84-year-old millionaire who says stuff like, “The problem with this story is that it could damage your health”: Are these the ingredients for a cheesy, improbable historical thriller? Yet “The Aleppo Codex,” Matti Friedman’s account of his attempts to learn the history of one of the world’s most precious books, sports all of these assets, and it’s nonfiction. If reporting this story damaged Friedman’s health, it probably happened when he realized what he’d stumbled into and his reporter’s heart started beating in doubletime.
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Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
Augusten Burroughs: Conquer trauma by letting it go
Salon exclusive: The best-selling memoirist says past horrors haunt us because we think about them too much. Stop
Augusten Burroughs Many people continue to feel influenced and even controlled by the things that happened to them a long time ago. Sometimes, people harbor dark, traumatic memories from childhood. Or fragments of memories — incomplete scenes, uncomfortable feelings, perhaps even a sense of certainty that something specific and terrible happened to them, but little more than this.
Others experienced something traumatic in adulthood that continues to affect them day to day many years later. Maybe an assault has left a person afraid to leave their home or enter a particular neighborhood.
Continue Reading CloseAugusten Burroughs' many books include "Runnning With Scissors," "Dry," "Sellevision," "Magical Thinking" and "Possible Side Effects." His latest book is "This Is How." More Augusten Burroughs.
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