Thailand
Thai cock-cutting catastrophe
Dozens of Bangkok penises are annually "fed to the ducks" by vengeful wives.
Dec. 7, 1999
Another philandering Thai husband has been horribly stripped of his adulterous manhood.
Bangkok police captain Samphan Panitphan went on a drinking binge with his buddies last weekend, reports Saturday’s Daily Record. Returning home to his suspicious wife Sudjai, 28, he collapsed in a stupor.
His unconscious body presented an irresistible target to Sudjai, who carved out some vengeance for his recent affairs. She cut off his penis!
Removing the devious dicks of wandering husbands is becoming almost as common in Thailand as carving up coconuts. The slashing wives’ habit is euphemistically referred to as “tat lieng pet” (feeding the duck) due to an incident in which the offending organ was tossed into a yard where a passing duck ate it.
Bangkok surgeons are challenged with about 60 penile attachment operations per year, notes the Mirror. Victims and their removed rods must be stitched together quickly because isolated cock-cells expire in approximately one hour.
When Samphan woke up screaming and bloody, he urgently telephoned his cop colleagues for help. Arriving abruptly, they interrogated Sudjai about the missing staff’s whereabouts, but she refused to immediately divulge the location of its grave. When she finally guided everyone to a sewage drainpipe, the extramarital member was deceased.
Sudjai was arrested and charged with physical assault, which carries a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment.
If convicted, will her punishment halt the plague of hose-hatcheting? Probably not: as long as Thai men maintain their loose tradition of taking “second” wives, the first spouses will sharpen daggers for duck-food.
Hank Hyena is a former columnist for SF Gate, and a frequent contributor to Salon. More Hank Hyena.
Did slaves catch your seafood?
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(Credit: Alena Brozova via Shutterstock) PREY VENG, Cambodia, and SAMUT SAKHON, Thailand — In the sun-baked flatlands of Cambodia, where dust stings the eyes and chokes the pores, there is a tiny clapboard house on cement stilts. It is home to three generations of runaway slaves.
The man of the house, Sokha, recently returned after nearly two years in captivity. His home is just as he left it: barren with a few dirty pillows passing for furniture. Slivers of daylight glow through cracks in the walls. The family’s most valuable possession, a sow, waddles and snorts beneath the elevated floorboards.
Terrorism at a Thai brothel
In Asia's bloodiest Islamist insurgency, jihadis target a lesser known breed of sex tourist
A Thai go-go dancers waits for customers at Bangkok's normally packed Soi Cowboy red-light area just before curfew May 25, 2010. Bar owners and go-go dancers say a night-time curfew in the Thai capital has badly affected their business, with tourist scared off and expatriate customers staying home. REUTERS/Damir Sagolj (THAILAND - Tags: POLITICS CIVIL UNREST TRAVEL BUSINESS)(Credit: Reuters) BANGKOK, Thailand — There are no battlefield guarantees in Asia’s bloodiest Islamic insurgency, a jihad in Thailand’s tropical south that has ended nearly 5,000 lives.
But there are a few rules of thumb. In their self-proclaimed “holy war” to carve out the world’s newest Muslim state on the Thai-Malaysia border, jihadis consider soldiers, cops, Buddhist monks, government teachers and their Muslim collaborators as fair game. Backpackers partying just a short distance up the coast are left alone.
Turistas, go home: Americans in trouble abroad
With "The Hangover Part II" coming out, we look back at some of the scariest movies about dumb tourists
“The Hangover Part II” premieres this weekend, promising wild and raunchy adventures as Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms and that other guy once again face the consequences from a crazy night they can’t remember. “The Hangover” sequel features a couple of characteristics that distinguish it from the original: There is a monkey instead of a baby, Stu has a face tattoo instead of a missing tooth, and Bradley Cooper’s hair is more tussled.
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Why don’t Cannes films win Oscars?
Dazzling Palme D'Or winners like "Uncle Boonmee" are ignored by Hollywood's biggest awards. But why?
Stills from "Uncle Boonmee" and "The King's Speech" What does feel-good Oscar winner “The King’s Speech” have in common with a movie from Thailand called “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” which opens this week in New York and Los Angeles? I could make stuff up — they both fit the definition of a narrative feature film, they’re about the same length, and the writers of both films were educated at American universities — but we’re not getting any six degrees of Kevin Bacon here. While it’s true that both movies feature members of the royal family, in only one of them do we witness a princess copulating with a catfish. (“The King’s Speech” is a pretty good movie and all, but just a bit lacking on the aquatic bestiality front.)
Continue Reading CloseAt least 15,000 Myanmar refugees enter Thailand
Thousands of escapees looking to avoid anti-government violence after a failed election
Mothers carrying babies and grown men hoisting elders on their backs fled Myanmar with 15,000 countrymen Monday as ethnic rebels clashed with government troops a day after an election widely considered a sham to cement military power.
Fighting raged at key points on the Thai border, wounding at least 10 people on both sides of the frontier as stray shots fell into Thai territory.
The clashes underlined Myanmar’s vulnerability to unrest even as it passes through a key stage of the ruling junta’s self-proclaimed “road map to democracy.” The country has been ruled by the military near-continuously since 1962, and rebellions by its ethnic minorities predate its independence from Britain in 1948.
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