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Elizabeth Bukowski

Thursday, Mar 23, 2000 5:00 PM UTC2000-03-23T17:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Why do elephants paint?

Well, because there's a shortage of jobs in the logging industry these days. And, no, as a matter of fact, they don't sell their canvases for peanuts.

Why do elephants paint?

If you are an artist, thank Vitaly Komar and Alex Melamid for their relentless efforts to show that art is a hoax. If you’re an Asian elephant, thank them for getting you a job.

href="http://www.diacenter.org/km/artists.html ">Komar & Melamid are a team of artists in New York who emigrated from Russia in 1965. Their work has ranged from paintings satirizing Soviet iconography to “The People’s Choice,” which used polls and market research to create the “Most Wanted” and “Least Wanted” paintings for various countries and cities. (Landscapes with lots of blue are the universal favorite.) In other words, they have repeatedly used art to make art look silly and pompous.

Now they are teaching elephants how to paint. It all started when they read reports of the plight of domesticated elephants in Asia, whose numbers have dwindled in recent years from 11,000 to only 3,000. The elephants used to make a good living hauling trees in the logging industry, but deforestation of the countryside has led to bans on teak logging. There aren’t many opportunities for 6,000-pound mammals in the Asian job market. The elephants and their keepers, or mahouts, were forced to scrape by on performing tricks for tourists or doing illegal logging work at night.

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Tuesday, Jan 11, 2000 5:00 PM UTC2000-01-11T17:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Lucinda Williams

With her gorgeously "flawed" voice, the genre-bending singer has exquisitely mapped out the South -- as well as her own heart.

Lucinda Williams

Lucinda Williams’ music is something of a Baedeker’s guide to the South. It’s not just that the singer-songwriter, born in Lake Charles, La., shows her roots by bending the region’s musical styles into a magnetic sound all her own. She’s also a master of evoking the character of a place with the telling, everyday detail: “Cotton fields stretching miles and miles/Hank’s voice on the radio.” When she adds in the names of the cities she has known, as she does in song after song, even those who have never traveled below the Mason-Dixon line end up feeling they know Lafayette, Memphis and New Orleans.

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Monday, Nov 15, 1999 5:00 PM UTC1999-11-15T17:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Merle Haggard

For 35 years the country music legend's been kickin' ass and making God laugh -- he don't need no stinkin' sound check.

Merle Haggard

Merle Haggard has given up on the idea of a sound check. We’re in his tour bus on West 43rd Street in Manhattan, in front of the Town Hall theater, where he will perform in a few hours. President Clinton is in town, and the Merlemobile is being shooed away by New York’s finest to make room for the motorcade. Traffic is moving in slow motion; finding another place to park this hulking vehicle could take all night.

Not that Haggard is concerned. He’s been in this business for 35 years and has 41 No. 1 country songs on his risumi, including the classics “Mama Tried,” “Think I’ll Just Stay Here and Drink” and the notorious “Okie From Muskogee.” He specializes in writing deceptively upbeat songs of longing — for a woman, for the bottle, for the past, for the road — that are inspired by his rough-and-tumble life and the struggles of the rural working class. His singular mahogany voice and synthesis of elements of the work of artists from Bing Crosby to Lefty Frizell continue to thrill listeners and influence musicians of every persuasion. He’s a living legend of country music; he don’t need no stinkin’ sound check.

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