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Tuesday, May 16, 2000 4:00 PM UTC2000-05-16T16:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Lou Reed

The Velvet Underground founder gave us heroin, the exalted transvestite and euphoric nastiness. Who knew salvation could sound so good?

Lou Reed

It’s 1959 and Louis Allan Reed is acting up. If it’s not the 17-year-old’s mood swings or the bad grades, it’s his recent displays of homosexual behavior. At their wit’s end, his parents give him what any other strict, conservative Jewish parents in middle-class Brooklyn would: electroshock therapy.

Three times a week, for eight weeks, Reed went to the Creedmore State Psychiatric Hospital for his dose of high voltage. The treatment is deadening. “You can’t read a book because you get to Page 17 and you have to go right back to Page 1 again,” Reed once recalled. “If you walked around the block, you forgot where you were.”

More than 40 years later, one looks at the life-as-art rock star, and that singular, imploring, reptilian look in his eye — he has said no one does Lou Reed like Lou Reed — and one wonders if 24 sessions was enough.

We take Lou Reed for a god. Not a benevolent one, necessarily — maybe not even a musical one. But look at how he stands there, in his black T-shirt and black jeans and wire-rim glasses and ugly snarl. Didn’t the Greeks have a god of attitude? The one who flew too close to the sun but then, instead of falling to the sea, flew even closer because he didn’t give a fuck? The 57-year-old founder of the Velvet Underground would have us believe no less.

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Wednesday, Nov 30, 2011 3:10 PM UTC2011-11-30T15:10:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

A teepee grows in Oakland

As camps are raided and evicted elsewhere, the city's movement builds a symbol -- and searches for purpose

A teepee grows in Oakland

A teepee grows in Oakland  (Credit: Chris Colin)

OAKLAND — As evicted Occupy groups around the country suffer further dispossession (L.A. and Philadelphia camps were raided by police last night) the press release from Occupy Oakland read like a signal flare. At noon Tuesday, it announced, activists would retake Frank Ogawa Plaza and “create a model for a new wave of ‘Occupation’ protest throughout the United States.”

What actually happened was a little more ambiguous, to say nothing of strange. Also, it revolved around a teepee.

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Monday, Mar 31, 2008 11:12 AM UTC2008-03-31T11:12:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The chimp who thought he was a boy

Raised like a son by a New York City family as part of a language experiment, Nim Chimpsky was shipped away when funds ran out. A new biography tells Nim's story.

The chimp who thought he was a boy

Sometimes we’re animals.

How else to account for a man who approaches a female chimp nursing its wide-eyed newborn, takes aim amid howling protests from nearby apes and blasts the mother with a tranquilizer dart — then snatches the sobbing infant and delivers it to an otherwise thoughtful, loving woman, who whisks the creature off to her New York brownstone?

It was science, this was the ’70s, and the gauntlet had been thrown down by none other than Noam Chomsky. While nonhumans may communicate with one another, the MIT linguist said, they are fundamentally incapable of language. Columbia University professor Herbert Terrace set out to disprove the assertion with an ambitious and groundbreaking study. The experiment that followed involved a cleverly named chimpanzee and some less-than-clever human choices. The fascinating, ultimately heartbreaking account has finally been told in journalist Elizabeth Hess’ primate biography, “Nim Chimpsky: The Chimp Who Would Be Human.”

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Wednesday, Jan 10, 2007 12:56 PM UTC2007-01-10T12:56:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Just rewards

Last week Wesley Autrey threw himself in front of a subway to save a man. Does tossing a $10,000 reward and a trip to Disney World at a hero diminish his otherworldly deeds?

Just rewards

I know the Wesley Autrey story is a week old, but if you’re not still processing it, and your eyes don’t still well up at the thought, then your heart is a pebble and you should be out pinching the elderly instead of online reading magazines.

Here’s the problem, looking back: I don’t know what to do with the world’s Wesley Autreys.

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Saturday, Nov 11, 2006 1:21 AM UTC2006-11-11T01:21:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Have you heard my rape joke?

A Colorado University sophomore keeps the ACLU in business.

The University of Colorado at Boulder has announced it will take no disciplinary action against sophomore Max Karson, whose self-published newsletter caused uproar among women’s groups with prose such as:

“Women generally prefer that you jam your penis into their vaginas as quickly as possible during sex, ideally before it is wet at all, so they can really feel it. They will express their appreciation for this by saying, ‘ow.’”

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Saturday, Nov 11, 2006 12:01 AM UTC2006-11-11T00:01:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Pelosi’s family values

She campaigned as a mother. Will she fight for American families?

Soon, with luck, Rep. Nancy Pelosi’s gender will cease to be a news item. But while we are still celebrating the fact of a female speaker of the House, it seems like a good time for the feminist left, as well as the paranoid right, to ask what kind of leader she’ll actually be for America. In the New York Times today, Judith Warner hits several nails on their heads all at once.

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