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Thursday, Nov 9, 2000 7:09 PM UTC2000-11-09T19:09:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The way of all waiting

We thought it was over and then it wasn't over. Not yet.

We were waiting for California and Alaska and then we were waiting for Wisconsin and Florida.

She was wearing her bathrobe over the pajamas her parents gave her years ago and she was drying her hair, or it was drying by itself as we watched the maps on TV, red for Bush, blue for Gore, and the red seemed to cover the country.

The magic number was 270 and each candidate had 220-something. One of the twins came downstairs and was calling California “Kali” and trying to get a bet going. He wanted to bet $5 that Gore would win but I said I didn’t want to make money on Gore’s losses, so I said I’d bet a dollar on Gore.

It will all be over soon, we said, of course, it is always over soon but then it was 10, the son went to bed, it was 10:30, 11 and still not over yet.

Her husband called. There were more things he wanted her to bring him. He was at the hospital with the other son, who had just had a biopsy. The son had surfaced from the anesthesia talking politics.

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S.L. Wisenberg is a Chicago writer whose work has appeared in the New Yorker, the Miami Herald, Creative Nonfiction and many anthologies. Her new book, a collection of short stories called "The Sweetheart is In," will be published in the spring.   More S.L. Wisenberg

Saturday, Sep 3, 2011 10:03 PM UTC2011-09-03T22:03:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The “Saturday Night Live” of the West Bank

A hit satire show on the West Bank wrings laughs from the Occupation -- and gets canceled for humor that hits home

The 'Saturday Night Live of the West Bank

 (Credit: Joel)

The hit Palestinian TV satire show “Watan ala Watar” began its Aug. 14 episode with a sketch featuring Palestinian Attorney General Ahmad Mughani getting besieged by Palestinians filing lawsuits over “Watan ala Watar” making fun of them. One woman says in Arabic that the TV show hadn’t parodied her yet, but she’s sure it’s going to, so she wants to file suit preemptively. In the middle of the commotion, the frazzled Mughani, played by “Watan ala Watar” co-creator Imad Farajin, gets a phone call: “Watan ala Watar,” it turns out, just made fun of him, too.

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Joel Warner, who blogs for Wired.com and Psychology Today, is co-authoring a book about traveling around the world with a humor professor in search of what makes things funny. Find out more at Humorcode.com and on Twitter @HumorCode  More Joel Warner

Thursday, Dec 16, 2010 6:17 PM UTC2010-12-16T18:17:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

It’s still OK to hate Joe Lieberman

Sure, he's fighting to repeal "don't ask, don't tell." He's also still a sanctimonious troll

Joe Lieberman

Joe Lieberman

It looks very much like “don’t ask, don’t tell” will finally be repealed, 17 years after the discriminatory policy was enacted. And it’s thanks, in very large part, to the tireless work of independent/”Connecticut for Lieberman” Sen. Joe Lieberman. Yep, Joe Lieberman, the single most annoying man in the United States Senate — the august home, since the days of our founders, of America’s most annoying citizens — was instrumental in righting a fundamental injustice. Andrew Sullivan has anointed him a “civil rights hero,” and barring some last-minute betrayal or successful Republican attempt to delay the vote until the New Year, he may actually earn the title.

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Wednesday, Sep 1, 2010 4:01 PM UTC2010-09-01T16:01:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Maureen Dowd phones in world’s worst Obama speech reaction column

The New York Times columnist talks about the new Oval Office carpet, and makes ancient Al Gore jokes

Maureen Dowd

Maureen Dowd

Award-winning New York Times Op-Ed columnist Maureen Dowd wrote a political column about Barack Obama’s speech last night! Of course the column had to be finished in time for this morning’s paper, so it was obviously written in 10 minutes or so yesterday afternoon, before the speech was actually delivered. There is a joke about Al Gore and “earth tones” in the very first sentence of this column on Barack Obama’s speech about the Iraq war.

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Thursday, Oct 1, 2009 10:31 AM UTC2009-10-01T10:31:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Reading “The Clinton Tapes,” thinking about Obama

The president and the historian provide a candid, intimate look at how the GOP became a nasty party of obstruction

I need a break from the rhetorical outrage beat. I was going to write about the Newsmax columnist who all but advocated a military coup to bring down Obama, then I was pondering a post about Rep. Alan Grayson’s claim that the GOP health reform plan amounts to if you get sick, “die quickly.” But I’m tired of overheated rhetoric right now, (plus the indefatiguable Alex Koppelman got to both stories first!) so I took refuge in Taylor Branch’s new book, “The Clinton Tapes.” I had planned to review it, but it’s almost 700 pages, and I have a day job. If I took the time to read it and then write about the whole thing, it would be weeks before I’d get it done — and I think the book has insights that are supremely relevant to today.

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Monday, Aug 11, 2008 9:38 AM UTC2008-08-11T09:38:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

I’m so angry, it’s time to change

Ever since the 2000 elections I've been angry -- not just at the government but at all of us Americans.

Dear Cary,

The past few years my personal life has taken a nosedive. I think the biggest factor is this anger I’ve got inside, which frequently prevents me from socializing and meeting new people (or just having a good time with people). Basically I’ve become a very grumpy middle-aged man.

This all basically started after the 2000 election. By now, I feel justifiably disgusted by the Bush administration and his supporters of course, but it’s bigger than this. I also feel my fellow Americans the past two decades or so have been awash in gleefully/mindlessly practicing the seven deadly sins, of which I believe ignorance should be added as the eighth.

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Cary Tennis is Salon's advice columnist. His latest book is "Citizens of the Dream: Advice on Writing, Painting, Playing, Acting and Being." He leads writing workshops and creative getaways, and occasionally tweets and bellows as @carytennis on Twitter.

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