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Have the Fighting Irish gone soft?
Notre Dame is enforcing stricter academic standards in a push to deemphasize football. Why now?
For weeks now Alabama football coach Mike Dubose has been telling reporters, “God has a plan,” as the Crimson Tide, ranked No. 3 by most preseason prognosticators, got the stuffing kicked out of them by UCLA, Arkansas, Southern Mississippi, Tennessee, Central Florida and, most recently, LSU.
The week before last it seems that plan was revealed when it was announced that Alabama would not pick up Dubose’s contract after this season, even if the Crimson Tide should beat arch-rival Auburn in the final game. And so, Dubose at least has the opportunity to atone for his four-year tenure with a perfect season: ‘Bama bests Auburn and the coach gets fired. What more could you ask for?
Dubose was the latest and greatest disaster in a long succession of mediocrities that have followed the retirement of Paul “Bear” Bryant from Alabama football. A reliable defensive coordinator promoted well beyond his level of competence, Dubose took one of the greatest recruiting machines in the nation and managed to lose more games than he won. This isn’t easy to do when you’re producing a bushel of players the National Football League finds talented enough to draft, but somehow Dubose managed to do it.
And just so he wouldn’t be judged only by his record as a football coach, he also found time to have an affair with his secretary, lie about it, cause a major scandal and bring disgrace to the university and the football program — at Alabama, admittedly, it’s not always easy to separate the two — by not resigning. The university board of directors then compounded the offense by refusing to eat the remaining years on his contract and fire him just because he was able to pull it together and win a couple of games. To their credit, the U of A board has now said, in effect, that it’s not OK to screw your secretary just because you beat Auburn. You have to beat at least Arkansas and Tennessee. By God, you have to have some standards.
The program that is now trying to enforce the strictest standards in college football, the University of Notre Dame’s, isn’t quite as bad off as the University of Alabama’s. Yet. But what has become shockingly obvious in recent years is that the school most associated with football over the previous century simply can’t compete with the major powers. The Irish were 5-7 last year and, with only two losses, look to be much improved this season.
This is an illusion that will be shattered if Notre Dame snags a major bowl bid. Earlier in the season Notre Dame held then-No. 1 Nebraska to a 21-21 tie at the end of regulation time (only to lose in overtime), but only by virtue of the colossal fluke of getting both a kickoff and punt return TD in the same game. In four of Notre Dame’s victories this year the Fighting Irish have been outgained. This suggests that the 2000 Irish are a team with heart and spunk. Unfortunately, it also suggests a team with very little front-line talent.
Notre Dame’s case appears to be the opposite of Alabama’s. The program that once recruited more talent than any other in the nation — Total Football, the NFL’s official record book, records 428 players drafted from Notre Dame into the pros through 1998, compared to Southern Cal’s 359, Ohio State’s 288, Michigan’s 256 and Nebraska’s 252 — is now turning down numerous blue-chippers because of stricter academic standards.
One wants to call this admirable, and on some level it probably is, but to many longtime followers of Notre Dame football (which is not to necessarily say fans), recent developments in policy appear somewhat, well, nutty. In the interests of purifying its program from recent rumors and accusations (nothing, it should be noted, that even hints of blatant wrongdoing), Notre Dame appears to be dedicated to deemphasizing football. The question is, why, and why now, after nearly 75 years of success?
And, sadly, the answer would seem to be integrity. I say sadly because integrity of the kind Notre Dame seems to be striving for is simply misplaced in college sports, or at least at big-time college football and basketball powers.
Big-time college sports are tainted from the start. The players are professionals in every way but one: They aren’t paid. The system is rigged against them from the start. They give their bodies for the one-in-a-thousand shot at the carrot on a stick, a pro contract, all the while earning the millions that support coaches and assistant coaches and their families and selling untold tons of T-shirts, sweaters, pennants, etc., for which they are guaranteed exactly nothing in return. Those of us who continue to follow college football do it not because of this system but in spite of it.
But Notre Dame seems to think it can put a gloss of respectability over an inherently corrupt system by at least guaranteeing that its players can read and write, all the while pretending that it can win without being vulgar enough to emphasize winning. And all Notre Dame will ever accomplish with this attitude is to turn out mediocre football teams.
It was a lot more fun in college football when Notre Dame was one of the big boys. It would improve college football for everyone if the university would get off its high horse and lower its standards a bit. They’d do well to heed the words of Kurt Russell’s Wyatt Earp in “Tombstone”: “I’ve already got a guilty conscience. I may as well have the money, too.”
Allen Barra's next book is "Mickey and Willie -- The Parallel Lives of Baseball's Golden Age," from Crown. More Allen Barra.
Can Tebow find salvation?
Updated: After losing his job in Denver, evangelicals' favorite jock faces an uncertain future in New York.
Tim Tebow (Credit: Reuters/Rick WIlking) [UPDATED BELOW]
You don’t need to be an evangelical Christian to care about the future of Tim Tebow. I’m a lapsed atheist myself. But with the resurrection of quarterback Peyton Manning in Denver, I wonder most about the future of the spiritual scrambler, who led the Broncos to the playoffs last year.
The Broncos signing Manning to replace Tebow is a no-brainer. He may be diminished by age and injury, but he is also the best quarterback of our time, not because he is a brilliant coach’s puppet (Tom Brady) or an on-field, off-field brute (Ben Roethlisberger) but by virtue of a fierce work ethic and a concentrated intelligence that is contagious and inspirational. Whatever is left at age 35 of him will make the Broncos better.
Continue Reading CloseRobert Lipsyte is a former New York Times sports columnist. His new memoir, "An Accidental Sportswriter," has just been published. More Robert Lipsyte.
The Super Bowl is not a job creator
Despite what civic boosters say, hosting the big game provides few long-term benefits
(Credit: AP/Michael Conroy) Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the National Football League, argued on “60 Minutes” last Sunday that the NFL is one professional organization designed to appeal to the economic interests of the little guy: Its revenue-sharing model, he said, gives a fighting chance to squads from Green Bay and Buffalo as well as to those from large media markets like New York, Los Angeles and Boston.
On the eve of the Super Bowl, Goodell was touting the familiar idea that the sport’s biggest game is a boon to economic development. But with the cost of a ticket now averaging $3,982 and 30-second television spots selling for $3.5 million, the Super Bowl can appear to be more an occasion for ostentatious excess than an engine of development.
Continue Reading CloseAlexander Heffner is a freelance journalist whose writing has appeared in the New York Times, Washington Post, and Boston Globe. More Alexander Heffner.
Political lessons from this year’s Super Bowl
From jobs to health care, football's big game illustrates the factors that will dominate the 2012 election
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (Credit: AP Photo/Elise Amendola) Most Americans won’t need a justification to watch Sunday’s game, but if you’re a Salon reader you might think, even in passing, that celebrating the holiest day of violence, consumerism and class warfare on your couch is a betrayal of your values or a waste of your time. You might even imagine that it would be better to take a hike, read a book or meditate.
Not this Sunday, buster. It’s an election season. You need to watch this game to fully understand how jobs, religion, leadership and healthcare dominate every American contest.
Continue Reading CloseRobert Lipsyte is a former New York Times sports columnist. His new memoir, "An Accidental Sportswriter," has just been published. More Robert Lipsyte.
Enjoy the game? For the true fan, it’s all about agony
The New York Giants are in the Super Bowl. But for one obsessive, the question is what time to take the Ativan
Ohio State football fans (Credit: AP) “The truth is,” Nick Hornby wrote in “Fever Pitch,” his book about his obsession with Arsenal and British football, “for alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.”
That’s a wonderful sentence by one of my favorite writers, but if Hornby is only a moron for only large chunks of the average day, he is doing a lot better than I am. I can honestly report that for the last few months I have been an absolute idiot for all but very small portions of the day.
Continue Reading CloseTed Heller's latest novel, "Pocket Kings," will be published in March. He is also the author of the novels "Slab Rat" and "Funnymen." More Ted Heller.
Small blunders kill Super Bowl dreams
For fans of the 49ers and Ravens, the road to the big game is paved with pain
Kyle Williams loses it Just when it looked like the NFC and AFC championship games were going to last until the Super Bowl, two fatal blunders brought them to an abrupt close. The stunning conclusions to two of the most tense, evenly matched conference championship games in recent memory were a painful reminder that although football is a team game, one miscue by a single player can wipe out thousands of hours of collective blood, sweat and tears.
It will be a sad and lonely night for Baltimore Ravens’ kicker Billy Cundiff, whose shanked chip-shot 32-yarder gave the AFC championship to the New England Patriots. Kickers must have strong mental constitutions: in a sport where bonds between teammates are cemented in blood and pain, they are not always regarded as full-fledged comrades to begin with, and so when they screw up, it’s even harder for them to deal with. The mantra “short memory,” which defensive backs are constantly shouting at each other, applies in spades to kickers. Cundiff could use a tall glass of Milk of Amnesia.
Continue Reading CloseGary Kamiya is a Salon contributing writer. More Gary Kamiya.
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