Michael Jackson
Hurley becoming push-up bra pusher?
Will Liz round out her career as a cleavage-enhancing shill? Michael Jackson hot for shag rugs and La-Z-Boys. Plus: President Ahnuld? Schwarzenegger eyes political career!
Elizabeth Hurley’s new bag: underwear model?
Never known for her reluctance to flash the flesh, the model/actress is now reported to be eyeing a deal with a Glasgow lingerie company to become the … um … face of a new push-up bra, the Ultimo.
According to Scottish papers, Hurley stands to snag more than $4 million to front the product, a gel-filled cleavage enhancer created by former model Michelle Mone. That would make her the best-paid undie model in the world — and would surely cushion her fall if Estie Lauder dumps her for Gwyneth Paltrow, as has been rumored.
A spokesman for the bra’s manufacturer, MJM International, told Reuters the company would not “confirm or deny the reports [as] no decision has been taken yet.” But one anonymous source gushed to the Scottish Daily Record, “This will rate as the business coup of the decade!”
What a boob.
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Ding-dong, Jacko calling?
“I loved to set foot in all those houses and catch sight of the shag rugs and La-Z-Boy armchairs with kids playing Monopoly and grandmas baby-sitting and all those wonderfully ordinary and, to me, magical scenes of life.”
– Michael Jackson on the joys of donning a “fat suit, wig, beard and glasses” and going door to door to distribute copies of the Jehovah’s Witness’ Watchtower magazine, something he says he did often until 1991.
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Political muscle-popping
Gov. Ahnuld?
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s been flashing his political aspirations again. The Republican muscle man is now saying he’d like nothing more than to be governor of California. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but you know, sometime.
“When the time is right I will announce it,” Schwarzenegger tells the Sunday Times of London. “It has to do with when you see there’s a real need for it. You can’t just run for office when there is not a specific need for it, because otherwise it’s bogus, it’s just for your ego.”
He suspects his Austrian accent might be an asset. “This country was based on immigrants, so I don’t think there’s a problem there,” he says. “Plus, who’s talking? The majority of people in this state are from Mexico or other Latin American countries. In this country, they look at you with a higher regard if you’re an immigrant. They respect you more because you’ve made it with nothing.”
He also sees a relatively clear path to the White House, despite the fact that he wasn’t born in this country. “Well, you’d have to redo the Constitution,” he says, “but they’ve had so many amendments that it’s not really a problem.”
What was that about ego again?
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Madonna’s wedding bell blues
Feeling like a virgin is apparently not good enough.
On U.K. radio last week, Madonna expressed a deep desire to make like Charles and Diana and get hitched to director Guy Ritchie in St. Paul’s Cathedral. But the perennial popster’s hopes of getting the royal treatment on her wedding day, whenever that might be, have reportedly been dashed by her own non-virginal past.
“We strictly prohibit divorcées from applying,” the Rev. John Moses, dean of St Paul’s, told the U.K. Sun. What’s more, he explained, no one who hasn’t been honored by the queen can marry in the cathedral.
Not even the queen of pop.
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Juicy bits
Old Big Hair is back? Philip Kaufman, in comments to Salon and other publications, has rekindled rumors that he may cast Robin Williams as Liberace in a biopic of the late, amply bejeweled ivory tinkler. “I’ve been approached to create a movie based on the life of Liberace and Robin has expressed interest in playing him,” Kaufman tells the Calgary Sun. “I can’t think of anyone more suited to the role than Robin. He can bring the flamboyance to the role without destroying the soul of the man. That is Robin’s gift.” That and talking really fast.
And speaking of flamboyant piano men … Elton John is setting up a temporary shop in London to sell 20,000 articles of clothing he’s had sitting around the house. The clothes will be sold for less than their original price and the proceeds will be donated to AIDS charities, his spokeswoman said. So if you’re a short, chunky man with a taste for rhinestones, it’s your lucky day.
Men are from Mars, Cybill Shepherd’s Memphis home is from hell? The actress’s three-story house caught on fire Saturday, prompting Shepherd to call the fire department and to clear out. According to the Associated Press, the flames, which may have been set off by a bedroom fireplace, were quickly contained and no one was injured. But the Tennessean newspaper reports that Shepherd’s home, at one point believed to have faulty wiring and problem plumbing, has caught fire before.
Fresno, anyone? Ellen DeGeneres has split with her latest girlfriend, actress Alexandra Hedison. Us Weekly reports that the relationship fizzled after a scant two months because the duo “had too many differences to be in a relationship.” Gender, of course, wasn’t one of them.
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Pepsi’s creepy Jackson revival
A ghoulish new campaign brings him back from the dead. Maybe it's time to stop looking backwards
Michael Jackson (Credit: Reuters/Kimimasa Mayama) As if Michael Jackson wasn’t creepy enough when he was alive. The self-proclaimed King of Pop, who died nearly three years ago, is making a return via a new Pepsi campaign. The fabulously un-self-aware tagline? “Live for Now.”
The corporation is set to festoon one billion cans of Pepsi around the world – that’s one billion cans – with the singer’s unmistakable silhouette. It’s a bold move for a company whose most famous association with Jackson is that back in 1984, his hair caught fire filming a commercial for them. Jackson’s estate orchestrated his sponsorship resurrection, and a family spokesperson confirmed to the Wall Street Journal Thursday that “more such marketing agreements are planned.” Did anyone else just feel that collective shudder of revulsion?
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Mary Elizabeth Williams is a staff writer for Salon and the author of "Gimme Shelter: My Three Years Searching for the American Dream." Follow her on Twitter: @embeedub. More Mary Elizabeth Williams.
Did the war on drugs kill Whitney Houston?
Tony Bennett blames drug laws for the deaths of Houston and Amy Winehouse -- but misunderstands addiction
Whitney Houston and Tony Bennett (Credit: AP) It may be weeks before the exact circumstances of Whitney Houston’s death Saturday are determined, but Tony Bennett has some ideas on how it could have been prevented. Drug legalization.
Just hours after the news of the singer’s death, Bennett was at a Grammys event in the Beverly Hills Hilton – where Houston died just a few floors above – and said, “First it was Michael Jackson, then there was Amy Winehouse, and now the magnificent Whitney Houston. I’d like to have every gentleman and lady in this room commit themselves to get on government to legalize drugs … Let’s legalize drugs like they did in Amsterdam. No one’s hiding or sneaking around corners to get it. They go to a doctor to get it.”
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Mary Elizabeth Williams is a staff writer for Salon and the author of "Gimme Shelter: My Three Years Searching for the American Dream." Follow her on Twitter: @embeedub. More Mary Elizabeth Williams.
“Glee’s” lily-white Michael Jackson tribute
A tribute to the King of Pop plays it far too safe
Darren Criss in "Glee" “Glee” managed to squeeze nine Michael Jackson songs into last night’s tribute to the King of Pop. But each of them seemed timid — a cast that loves to put their own over-the-top stamp on songs presented everything very carefully. The expected songs felt largely rote and by-the-numbers, tied in many instances to the original choreography and sometimes frame-by-frame replications of his old videos. It’s as if they didn’t dare anger the Jackson estate in any way.
Continue Reading CloseWhy doctors can’t say no
Often it's easier to just say yes. But there are ways to say no that are better for both physician and patient
Conrad Murray (Credit: Reuters/Salon) Doctors routinely meet with patients who make requests for specific medicines, tests and referrals to specialists. In this era of the Internet, consumer-driven healthcare and direct-to-consumer drug marketing, this is no surprise. And while an informed patient is a good thing, what may surprise you is just how hard it is for doctors to say no when a patient makes a specific request for something he or she doesn’t really need.
Right now, Dr. Conrad Murray sits in jail because he couldn’t say no to Michael Jackson when Propofol came up in conversation between them. But even doctors who aren’t tempted by an enormous monthly retainer and access to one of the world’s biggest celebrities are challenged by the word “no.”
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Rahul K. Parikh is a physician and writer in the San Francisco Bay Area. He wrote the Vital Signs column on Salon in 2008-2009. His pop culture-medical column, PopRx, runs on alternate Mondays.
More Rahul K. Parikh.Why I miss the monoculture
We don't agree on anything the way we agreed about Prince, Nirvana and MJ -- and our cultural life is poorer for it
Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain and Prince(Credit: AP) I love Massive Music Moments.
I live for those times when an album explodes throughout American society as more than a product — but as a piece of art that speaks to our deepest longings and desires and anxieties. In these Moments, an album becomes so ubiquitous it seems to blast through the windows, to chase you down until it’s impossible to ignore it. But you don’t want to ignore it, because the songs are holding up a mirror and telling you who we are at that moment in history.
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