Nick Hornby
“How to Be Good” by Nick Hornby
An Angry Guy morphs into a do-gooder in the latest from the author of "High Fidelity" and "About a Boy."
Nick Hornby has won renown for his hilarious and painfully accurate portraits of certain types of contemporary men in books such as “High Fidelity,” “Fever Pitch” and “About a Boy.” His new novel, “How to Be Good,” is narrated by a woman, Katie Carr, but she’s (unhappily) married to a perfect candidate for the Hornby treatment: David, whom she describes as “the definition of aggrieved. Permanently.” Katie works as a doctor in a North London clinic, providing most of the financial support for David and their two children, Tom and Molly, while David writes a column called “The Angriest Man in Holloway” (that’s the liberal-minded neighborhood where the family lives) and labors over a mean-spirited satirical novel about a “touchy-feely” company that “sells banana elbow cream and Brie foot lotion and lots of other amusingly useless cosmetics.”
David devotes his journalistic energies to denouncing such modern-day annoyances as grievance counselors, old people who don’t have their fare ready when they board a bus, “women who wear headscarves,” homeopaths and restaurant critics. Katie half wishes he’d undergo a “violent political conversion” and become a conservative ranting about “poofs and communists” because “it must be very unsatisfying to have such tiny outlets for his enormous torrent of rage.” Here’s how she describes to David a typical evening with their friends Andrew and Cam:
We walk in, and then Andrew says that so-and-so’s a wanker and his new book is awful, and you say that the new film by somebody else is unintentionally hilarious — even though nine times out of ten I know for a fact that you haven’t seen it — and Cam and I sit there smiling and sometimes laughing if you’re being funny instead of just plain nasty, and then you get drunk and tell Andrew he’s a genius, and he gets drunk and tells you you’re a genius, and then we go home.
The specimen that Hornby has under consideration here, then, is the quintessential Angry Guy, albeit what seems to be a peculiarly British variation on the breed. In America, the Angry Guy is every bit as resentful as David but much less cautious. Instead of fulminating about headscarves, the American Angry Guy does things like send e-mails with what he imagines to be devastating ripostes to, say, any female writing for an online magazine who dares to suggest that a woman’s lot might consist of something more than pregnancy and bare feet. Whatever the wording of those e-mails, they all communicate the same information, which is: “I got the worst of a nasty divorce from a woman who now makes more money than I do and has since married a man who’s got better things to do than sit in a grubby recliner all day watching Fox News and thinking up taunting messages to e-mail to total strangers.”
David does, in fact, undergo a conversion in the course of “How to Be Good,” and it’s a transformation that prompts him to tell Katie, “I’m a liberal’s worst nightmare.” But that’s not because he suffers from the conservative American Angry Guy’s delusions of rhetorical grandeur. It’s because he truly has become a liberal’s — specifically Katie’s — worst nightmare, something far scarier than a crank who’s picked up a couple of taunts from Bill O’Reilly. David is no longer an Angry Guy; now he’s practically a saint. “I think everything that you think,” he explains to his wife. “But I’m going to walk it like I talk it.”
David’s change of heart starts out as a bit of marital warfare, a bitter sport at which both partners are “highly skilled” according to Katie. Plagued by a bad back, he visits a healer named GoodNews, primarily because he knows it will mightily annoy his physician wife to learn that he’s paid 200 pounds to a semi-indigent former DJ who cures people simply by touching them. However, the healing works, and spectacularly well. GoodNews even cures Molly of her chronic eczema, and when David learns that Katie is not only miserable enough to be considering divorce but has also been having an affair, he goes back to GoodNews for an overhaul of his psyche.
Suddenly Katie, who only a few days earlier declared, “I don’t want David to be David anymore,” has a whole new husband. Instead of snarling and griping, he asks the kids about their schoolwork, manages to enjoy a night at the theater without sneering and tells Katie that he wants to reintroduce “communication” and “intensity” to their sex life. (She’s not pleased, feeling that their old “button-pushing routine” at least “had the virtue of efficiency.”) He also gives all the money in her wallet to a homeless man, donates Tom’s computer to a battered women’s shelter, invites GoodNews to move in and, with his new spiritual mentor, launches a campaign to persuade everyone in the neighborhood to shelter homeless youths in their spare bedrooms.
From this point on in “How to Be Good,” Hornby could have opted for a simple farce: Suffering the consequences of getting what she wished for, Katie finds herself saddled with an impractical, sanctimonious do-gooder spouse. Roped into playing the naysaying role David has abandoned, she can only look on as the well-meaning but daft projects of David and GoodNews end in debacles while she waits for her husband to come back to his senses.
Hornby doesn’t take the easy route though, which is something that distinguishes his deceptively light fiction from the usual contemporary comedy of manners. It turns out that David’s schemes don’t all blow up in his face. Yes, one of the homeless kids rips off his hosts, as Katie predicted, and another gets restless after a couple of weeks and disappears. But a handful of them fuse into unconventional but happy families with the people who take them in. Tom and Molly get mad when David gives away their stuff, but they get over it. Katie is left to sputter about how her husband’s newfound charity will never work, when the truth is that it does, if imperfectly so.
For Katie, who has always considered herself a “good person” (“One of the reasons I wanted to become a doctor was that I thought it would be a good — as in Good, rather than exciting or well-paid or glamorous — thing to do,” she says), this amounts to a moral revolution. She’s forced to scrutinize her own generosity, her patience, even her love for her children, and to her dismay she comes up lacking over and over again. “How to Be Good” is partly a wry marital comedy about how a spouse’s change of heart invariably destabilizes his longtime partner’s own identity, but it’s also a thorny parable about the dangers of complacent, conventional self-satisfaction. It’s also a very funny and shrewd novel, like Hornby’s others, full of acerbic observations about book-buying habits, the virtues of friends who don’t really listen to what you say, the tactlessness of children, movies that all seem to “involve spacecraft or insects or noise” and the poisonous bitchiness of those dissatisfied souls who hover in the margins of the creative life. But unlike Hornby’s previous protagonists, lost boys who need only master the relatively simple task of making a commitment, Katie faces a predicament that doesn’t lend itself to commonplace solutions. The truth is, few of us really are “good people” if we’re even a tiny bit rigorous about defining that term. Sometimes the most that we, like Katie, can hope for is to be just about good enough.
Laura Miller is a senior writer for Salon. She is the author of "The Magician's Book: A Skeptic's Adventures in Narnia" and has a Web site, magiciansbook.com. More Laura Miller.
Right-wing rising star
Meet S.E. Cupp, conservative pundit beloved by Tucker Carlson and Nick Hornby alike
S.E. Cupp Attempting to describe Tucker Carlson’s new online magazine, the Daily Caller, Colin Delany writes at the Huffington Post: “one friend of mine referred to it as a cross between ‘Politico, Drudge and the NY Post’; while another suggested ‘Pajamas Media meets The Daily Beast.’” So far, says Delany, the Daily Caller is light on original reporting, heavy on “copy/paste substituting for actual journalism” and sexy page-view magnets. (As far as the latter goes, I do look forward to seeing whether they’ll ever top my all-time favorite HuffPo headline, “Megan Fox Wears Panties, Lifts Foot Above Head.”) “Nice work on the business front,” he writes, noting that ad sales have gone tremendously well, “but that situation’s unlikely to last unless this sucker ups its ante on the content side.”
Continue Reading CloseKate Harding is the co-author of "Lessons From the Fatosphere: Quit Dieting and Declare a Truce With Your Body" and has been a regular contributor to Salon's Broadsheet. More Kate Harding.
What was the best book of the year?
Hornby, Blume, Lamott, Diaz, Kidder, Sittenfeld and others share their 2009 favorites
Nick Hornby, the author of “Juliet, Naked”
Jess Walter is one of your country’s most interesting younger novelists, and one of my favourite contemporary writers. And his latest book, “The Financial Lives of the Poets,” seems to me to contain most things that one can reasonably expect from a good novel: It’s wise, moving, very funny and timely, dealing as it does with economic calamity and how that whole mess impacts our lives and relationships and souls. Oh, and it’s a joy to read, too — a sine qua non, given the darkness of the times, both within the book’s pages and out here in the world.
Continue Reading CloseJed Lipinski is an editorial fellow at Salon. More Jed Lipinski.
“An Education”: Romance with an older man
Carey Mulligan shines as a teenager exploring the minefield of love -- and sex -- in a film written by Nick Hornby
Jenny (Carey Mulligan) Even when we’re not talking about outright child molestation, the idea of a sexual relationship between a young woman and a much older man is likely to freak people out. Statutory rape is itself a vague term, with the specifics varying from state to state (and from country to country). And even if the sex is consensual, the question of “How young is too young?” invariably comes up.
One of the best things about “An Education” — in which the superb young actress Carey Mulligan plays a teenager in early ’60s Britain who has an affair with a much older man, played by Peter Sarsgaard — is that it never gets hung up on that question, even as it acknowledges the emotional consequences that either party might suffer in this kind of affair. The picture, made by Danish director Lone Scherfig (“Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself”), and adapted by Nick Hornby from a memoir by Lynn Barber, is for the most part refreshingly nonjudgmental: It prefers to treat a woman’s entree into the world of adult love as a saga of mystery, adventure and possibly heartbreak, not as an event that needs to be scripted or legislated by her elders. The picture tacitly accepts that when it comes to first love, someone always gets hurt — not necessarily because one party is taking unfair advantage, but because sex leaves us vulnerable, period.
Continue Reading CloseStephanie Zacharek is a senior writer for Salon Arts & Entertainment. More Stephanie Zacharek.
Jim Carrey’s epic romance (in prison)
At Sundance, a star-studded, utterly deranged gay love story caps the opening weekend. But a dazzling tale of girlhood in '60s London steals the show.

Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey in “I Love You Phillip Morris,” (left) and Carey Mulligan in “An Education.”
PARK CITY, Utah — From somewhere in the middle of the 1,300 people packed into the Eccles Center here after the premiere of “I Love You Phillip Morris,” somebody yelled out to Jim Carrey, “What was it like to kiss Ewan McGregor?” Wearing clunky, ’70s-style glasses and his trademark pert expression, Carrey considered this with the attentive manner of a hunting hound. I wanted him to ask the questioner why every single straight actor who ever plays a gay character has to be asked the same stupid thing, but he didn’t. Like all celebrities Carrey seeks to remain genial but vague in his interactions with civilians. Then a response came to him. “A dream come true!” Carrey crowed. “I mean, look at the guy!”
Continue Reading Close“The Polysyllabic Spree” by Nick Hornby
From the author of "High Fidelity," a delightful celebration of the joys of reading that reminds us why most literary criticism is so bad.
Nick Hornby’s new collection of his essays from the Believer, the literary magazine edited by Heidi Julavits, is named in homage to the rock collective the Polyphonic Spree, who dress in choir robes and perform feel-good, orchestral pop. It’s Hornby’s gentle way of tweaking the magazine’s earnestness. When he writes that the Believer staff’s promise of a night on the town in New York resulted in their dragging him to a two-and-a-half-hour reading of the nominees for the National Book Critics Circle, you mourn for Hornby and his evening. His description of the Believer staff’s behavior at the event is a gag: “They stood, and they wept, and they hugged each other, and occasionally they even danced — to the poetry recitals, and some of the more up-tempo biography nominees.” It isn’t hard to believe that the event was the literary equivalent of Up With People.
Continue Reading CloseCharles Taylor is a columnist for the Newark Star-Ledger. More Charles Taylor.
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