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Monday, Aug 20, 2001 7:06 PM UTC2001-08-20T19:06:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Pretending us

Why do we make this big deal out of this simple and absurd thing that two bodies do?

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I seem to have lost my virginity again, to be known in a new way. It’s a little too exciting and sophisticated, a little too heady. I am as fragile and innocent as a ravished child. I am not ready for an affair. I should wait until I grow up, but at 43, I realize that might never happen.

I can’t quite go with it, keep trying to make this something other than it is. I want him to be “the one,” but it’s probably just sex, and not even great sex at that, inhibited by paunches and difficulties and guilt … and yet infused with so much tenderness as to be terribly, terribly serious, a profound meditation and a re-parenting all in one. I hold onto him and sigh with relief, relax into shudders of comfort and comfortableness at long last, relax into the arms and chest of this man who thinks he loves me.

And I keep wanting our relationship to be deep, but it’s really just about eating and copulating and discussing mundane things like my latest job interview or what he made for his kids’ dinner last night. We avoid the tough stuff, like when is he going to be free to be with me and when am I going to get a job … why doesn’t he get his teeth fixed and why don’t I go to the gynecologist. And when we don’t avoid these topics we get angry and scared.

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Carol L. Skolnick is a writer in New York.  More Carol L. Skolnick

Friday, Feb 17, 2012 1:00 AM UTC2012-02-17T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

A witty, tragic series concludes

The Patrick Melrose cycle's final installment delves into the psyche of its troubled protagonist

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The first thing you will want to know about “At Last,” the final volume in Edward St. Aubyn’s five-novel cycle starring Patrick Melrose, is that, yes, you really do have to read the preceding four if you want to appreciate it fully. The second is that if reading about wealthy, conceited, selfish, dissipated, cruel, monstrously awful people is not for you, then, alas, neither are these novels. The third is that the books are brilliant. They are also highly idiosyncratic: Each installment is both a comedy of manners and a wrenching psychological investigation; each oscillates between satire and tragedy, and all are written with flash and brio, ornamented by inspired simile, and spangled with mordant, Wildean wit.

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Thursday, Feb 16, 2012 1:00 AM UTC2012-02-16T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

A beautiful exploration of Jewish identity

Nathan Englander's new short story collection reflects on love, life and epiphanies

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There’s a moment in Raymond Carver’s imperishable story “What We Talk About When We Talk About Love” that might be described as one of unregistered revelation. Two middle-aged couples perch at a kitchen table consuming an anesthetizing amount of gin while trying to converse about the fundamentals of love. Mel McGinnis, a cardiologist and the table’s chief discourser, for whom “gin” is literally a middle name, offers a heuristic anecdote: He once administered to an elderly husband and wife, married for eons, who were almost snuffed out in a heinous car wreck. Supine in the same hospital room as his wife, the old man despairs not because of his own injuries but because he can’t see his wife through the eye holes in his full-body cast. “Can you imagine?” Mel asks. “I’m telling you, the man’s heart was breaking because he couldn’t turn his goddamn head and see his goddamn wife.”

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Wednesday, Feb 15, 2012 1:00 AM UTC2012-02-15T01:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The beautiful banality of high school

A John Hughes-esque book details the failed romance of a "jocky" boy and an "arty" girl

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This novel, the fourth that Daniel Handler, better known for the novels he wrote under the name Lemony Snicket, which rival those written by a woman named Rowling in copies sold, has written under his own name, is arguably his first explicitly targeted toward older teens. Though the first two Handler novels featured high school and college-age protagonists, their subject matter (homicide and incest) made them more the province of literary adults.

Barnes & Noble ReviewThe subject of “Why We Broke Up” — the unlikely romance between a “jocky” boy and a girl he insists, despite her protests, on calling “arty” — would sit comfortably next to any classic John Hughes movie. But the execution is a master class in the things books do best: It’s loaded with sly, beautifully produced illustrations by Maira Kalman and Handler’s exquisitely wrought sentences, brimming with charm and surprise, whether describing invented plots to classic films, clothes coming off a dry-cleaning rack, or the gorgeous banality, beauty and terror of high school life.

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Amy Benfer is a freelance writer in Brooklyn, N.Y.  More Amy Benfer

Tuesday, Feb 14, 2012 9:15 PM UTC2012-02-14T21:15:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Demi’s last night out

When did Demi Moore know she and Ashton were done? Maybe when she tried and tried, but still couldn't rise from bed

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The party is in the Hollywood Hills, at someone’s house that looks familiar, or maybe all these houses look alike to me at this point. We’re outside by the pool and the air smells of citronella and night-blooming jasmine. I’m drinking a Red Bull and watching a couple of girls in sundresses leap into the shimmering water, the thin fabric revealing their underwear, both of them shrieking loudly to make sure everybody pays attention.

They are lovely, those girls.

The music is so loud it pulses inside my chest, as if it’s replacing my heart, which would be fine with me. Two guys come up and start dancing. They look exactly the same, androgynous and pretty, with floppy hair. It’s a look I like, feel strong against, and we all three sway together.

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Alix Ohlin is the author of the novel "The Missing Person" and the collection "Babylon and Other Stories." A new novel, "Inside," and a story collection, "Signs and Wonders," are forthcoming from Knopf this spring.  More Alix Ohlin

Tuesday, Feb 14, 2012 9:15 PM UTC2012-02-14T21:15:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

One day you’re in

When Seal and Heidi Klum split, no one survives on the "Project Runway" set unless they get a little crazy

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The old crew was back to work for the first time since Season 9 ended, and the new hires were cracking the “Make it work” jokes that the rest of us had gotten sick of five years ago. Even Tim seemed a little apologetic when he said it these days. He’d gotten too much sun the day before and was pinker than usual. “Just … make it work, I guess,” he told the makeup artist.

The casting episodes were always awkward, no proper sets or dressing rooms in the hotels and a desperate mass of humanity clutching garment bags in the hallways. And now everyone tiptoeing around Heidi, looking to see if she’d changed since the news broke, peering for bags under her eyes, or deepened lines around her mouth. If she looked older, she must be unhappy. If she didn’t, maybe the entire thing was a stunt to sell more albums. Women in this business are never just sad, they’re one step closer to the grave.

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Caitlin Horrocks is the author of the story collection "This Is Not Your City" (Sarabande). Her fiction has been published by the New Yorker and in the 2011 edition of Best American Short Stories.  More Caitlin Horrocks

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