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Tuesday, Sep 25, 2001 7:15 PM UTC2001-09-25T19:15:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Irony is dead! Long live irony!

As jingoists call for a New Sincerity, we need irony -- the serious kind -- more than ever.

Irony is dead! Long live irony!

Well, isn’t this ironic? Just when we need an ironic sensibility to remain cleareyed in dangerous times, we’re told irony is obsolete. And this from some people who’ve made it their business to peddle a cheapened grade of irony over the past couple of decades until we’ve almost forgotten the true meaning of the word.

I’m thinking we need a profoundly ironic outlook to avoid being swept up in the new jingoism, to see that the best intentions might lead us further astray, to protect ourselves from the manipulative propaganda that envelops us in wartime. I’m feeling, suddenly, very much out of step with the latest “trend.”

“There’s going to be a seismic change. I think it’s the end of the age of irony,” pronounced Graydon Carter, editor of Vanity Fair and former editor of Spy, his sound bite last week rippling out into dozens of head-nodding Op-Eds. “Things that were considered fringe and frivolous are going to disappear.”

“Maybe we’ve just witnessed the end of unbridled irony. Maybe a coddled generation that bathed itself in sarcasm will get serious,” self-flagellated 25-year-old Camille Dodero in the Boston Phoenix and on Alternet.org. “Maybe we’ll stop acting so jaded and start addressing the problem.”

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Wednesday, Jan 25, 2006 8:15 PM UTC2006-01-25T20:15:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

No Bush, please — we’re Canadian

Canada just elected a right-wing prime minister, Stephen Harper. But he had to distance himself as far as possible from George W. Bush to win.

No Bush, please -- we're Canadian

So maybe you’ve heard, Canada just got less cool. For some reason (which I’ll try to explain) we’ve gone and elected a guy who’s been studying the Reagan playbook all his political life, a Western-bred neocon who’d fit right into the Bush Cabinet (except for the turtleneck, which I’ll also try to explain).

Most of the time, Canada is ruled by a party that Canadians are unashamed to call the Liberals. But now the new prime minister is Stephen Harper, leader of the Conservative Party. Dubya’s gang has every reason to claim him as one of their own. Many of Harper’s closest advisors adhere to the same Straussian philosophy that inspires the fevered manipulations of Karl Rove and company. Harper is against gay marriage, pro missile shield, is eager to scuttle Kyoto, and would have sent Canadian troops to Iraq. In fact, in 2003 when then Liberal Prime Minister Jean Chretien refused to join Bush’s “coalition of the willing,” Harper, then the opposition leader in Parliament, published a letter in the Wall Street Journal calling that a “serious mistake” and apologizing. (Some here called that treason, but never mind. And I’ll get to the turtleneck shortly.)

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Tuesday, Nov 16, 2004 12:28 AM UTC2004-11-16T00:28:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Welcome to Canada!

We've got same-sex marriage, medical marijuana -- and, hey, 80 percent of us think Bush runs a rogue nation! But I'd better warn you -- we're not as blue as you think.

Welcome to Canada!
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Dear friends back home,

Hey, sure, no problem, the couch pulls out and it’s yours whenever you show up. But so many of you are dreaming of leaving America for the biggest, bluest state of all, Canada, I figured I’d offer a little orientation. I know, we’ve been out of touch too long. Can you believe it? It’s been more than a dozen years since my partner landed that cushy professorship in Vancouver and we transplanted here from San Francisco. But sometimes it takes a little thing like an electoral disaster to put old friends back in touch.

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Friday, Oct 26, 2001 2:16 PM UTC2001-10-26T14:16:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Start the World Series without me

Baseball's essential equation -- for every winner, there is a heartbroken loser -- is too much for me in these heartbreaking times.

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“I see great things in baseball. It’s our game — the American game. It will take people out of doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us.” — Walt Whitman.

“I’m tired of it. I don’t want to hear about it anymore.” — Bill Buckner, the Red Sox first baseman who, in the 10th inning of Game 6 of the 1986 World Series, let a ground ball through his legs that allowed the Mets to go on and win the championship.

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Wednesday, Sep 12, 2001 4:44 PM UTC2001-09-12T16:44:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

America’s crumbling sense of immunity

There is no magic shield to protect us from the reality that global power carries global consequences.

As the Pentagon and World Trade Towers crumbled on television, so too did a grand construct of the American psychology. Shattered is the sense that ordinary U.S. citizens are immune from the ruthless rage of any enemy of America. Gone is the disconnect Americans have been encouraged to feel between the overseas actions of their leaders — their politicians, diplomats, CEOs, generals — and the personal safety of their neighbors and loved ones.

This psychology of immunity, this imagined cocoon, has been woven over the years from various threads. One assumption is moral: Given the basic goodness of American democracy, no enemy with popular support could stay mad at the U.S. for long. A second is technological: No enemy but a madman would take on Fortress America’s high-tech security apparatus. A third rests on a cultural assumption: So sophisticated are America’s “best and brightest” technocrats, they could never be outsmarted by wild-eyed peasants living in the world’s still-medieval hinterlands.

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Thursday, May 10, 2001 7:00 PM UTC2001-05-10T19:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

It’s all good: The appeal of Deepak Chopra

What pulls people like Michael Jackson, Demi Moore and Bill Clinton to this spiritual tycoon? Is it a hunger for wonders or lack of sense?

It's all good: The appeal of Deepak Chopra

I am reading “How To Know God” by Deepak Chopra as I sit in Helen’s Grill, a greasy spoon near my home in Vancouver, British Columbia. Outside the window in the rain, framed within the newspaper vending box, is the face of a young, beautiful girl. Next to that face is headline type, big and black: “‘Amazing’ teen killed in Whistler crash.”

For some reason the words reinforce the illusion that the little vinyl and Formica world of Helen’s Grill is a shared refuge, a place immune to life’s random ravages.

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