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Tuesday, Mar 5, 2002 8:33 PM UTC2002-03-05T20:33:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The existence of dog

I always disliked dogs. My 1-year-old son lives for their wet eyes and tongue rolls.

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My year-old son Isaiah senses an approaching dog the way I used to locate a sexy man in the vicinity: by shape, smell and sound. If the dog is a block away or across the street, Isaiah’s little back jolts upright, his arms extend and flap, and he tries to propel himself into the air — a dog-copter. His breath comes out in rapid sighs, eh-eh-eh. I push the stroller faster, fearful that the dog’s master — oblivious to this drama — will steer his four-legged mate in another direction, and my son’s heart will break. But no, we catch up with the dog, Isaiah leaps up, straining against the stroller’s strap: “Ahhhhyyyiii!”

This instinctive attraction to dogs is the first significant way in which my child is different from me. There are many other things we do not share that might seem more important, including gender. But this strikes me as a very big difference: Isaiah loves dogs. He always has, and his love for them just keeps growing stronger.

I have never liked dogs. It’s not just that I don’t have a dog myself; until a year ago, I ignored them out of existence. They didn’t live in the same three dimensions that I inhabited. They occupied their own dog world, a planet of poops, pooper scoopers and pooper leavers, a planet of barking and biting, endless noises and secretions.

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Elena Sigman is a writer in New York whose work has appeared in Elle, Money Magazine, and the International Herald Tribune.  More Elena Sigman

Sunday, Jan 15, 2012 8:00 PM UTC2012-01-15T20:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Swallowed by a whale — a true tale?

Everyone knows the story of Jonah. But my quest was to find evidence that man, gulped whole, had really survived

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An idea’s been floating around for some time that whales more than chewed people — that they swallowed them, and people might have survived in the stomach. Jonah’s story came first, and then there were rumors from the 19th century Yankee Whale Fishery — whaling ships leaving New York and New England ports for years on the open ocean. I’d like to believe in swallowings, but it’s tough. There is no air in the stomach, for one. There are acids. And if we are talking about sperm whales, which we are most of the time, there is the deadly passage through the 30-foot jaws lined with 8-inch teeth.

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Ben Shattuck has written for McSweeney’s, The Rumpus, HTMLGiant, ReadyMade, Once Magazine, 7x7, and The Morning News, among other publications.  More Ben Shattuck

Sunday, Jan 1, 2012 4:00 PM UTC2012-01-01T16:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

When a cage means freedom

Two stories -- a real-life tragedy and a feel-good film -- offer a clear lesson for zoos. And maybe even us, too

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2011 brought two very different zoo stories. The first, a tragedy, takes place in mid-October in Zanesville, Ohio.  Terry Thompson, the owner and keeper of Muskingum County Animal Farm, released 56 animals from their enclosures before killing himself.  It is unclear what he thought would happen to them, but it’s safe to say that Thompson was disturbed, depressed and isolated. He had just spent a year in prison for possession of unregistered guns (and many more were found on the premises after his death), his wife had just left him, and it was reported that he was having serious financial difficulties. He was unable to maintain good relationships with most of his neighbors; some people speculate that releasing the animals was a way of getting back at the people who surrounded him. Others thought he intended the animals to find a new life in the wild. Faced with over 35 big cats and other dangerous animals running loose in their community, though, the sheriff’s office ordered all the animals to be hunted down and killed. The bodies of dead animals lined the road into town.

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Kathy Rudy is associate professor of Ethics and Women's Studies at Duke University. Her most recent book is "Loving Animals: Toward A New Animal Advocacy," Minnesota University Press, 2011.  More Kathy Rudy

Friday, Oct 28, 2011 4:11 PM UTC2011-10-28T16:11:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

How did the wolf evolve into man’s best friend?

In a Salon interview, Mark Derr explains how our relationship with our pets can help explain all human history

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Would the dog exist if we hadn’t helped create it? That’s one of the thorny questions Mark Derr tackles in his new book, “How the Dog Became the Dog.”

Derr acknowledges that the story of the dog’s emergence (as distinct from its evolutionary forebear, the wolf) cannot be “neatly distilled.” Different estimates place the first appearance of dog-like creatures anywhere from 12,000 to 135,000 years ago. But Derr argues that the dog itself was an “evolutionary inevitability.” He suggests that dogs and humans  — similar animals who “simply took to traveling with each other” tens of thousands of years ago, “and never stopped” — have had a significant influence on each others’ development over the course of a long, co-evolutionary relationship.

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Friday, Oct 21, 2011 12:00 AM UTC2011-10-21T00:00:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

The trouble with a mail-order dog

I'm a dog lover but would I buy one over the Internet? Maybe

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Anybody who knows me knows that I’m a fool for a dog. Not every dog that ever lived; rodent-size yappers leave me cold. However, to my wife and me, a house without tooth-marked chair legs and tumbleweeds of hair in the corners barely qualifies as a home.

That pungent odor that makes fastidious visitors wrinkle their noses on rainy days? That’s the smell of unconditional love.

Some years back, I phoned my veterinarian pal Randy about a newspaper article reporting that academic psychologists had decided that dogs feel emotions. I asked if he that found newsworthy. Never one to mince words, he said “A [bleeping] dog is emotions with a nose.”

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Arkansas Times columnist Gene Lyons is a National Magazine Award winner and co-author of "The Hunting of the President" (St. Martin's Press, 2000). You can e-mail Lyons at eugenelyons2@yahoo.com.  More Gene Lyons

Thursday, Sep 8, 2011 12:29 AM UTC2011-09-08T00:29:00Zl, M j, Y g:i A T

Drawing the perfect sea lion

A rare program in Washington teaches students the art of nature illustrations

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The Burke Museum of Natural History and Culture in Seattle is hosting an exhibition featuring the work of recent graduates of the Natural Science Illustration program at the University of Washington until the end of October.

The certificate program is one of the few programs in the country offering education in natural science illustration. Other schools with natural illustration degrees or certificates include Rhode Island School of Design, California State University in Monterey Bay and Johns Hopkins.

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