Poetry
Who moved my iambic pentameter?
Forget National Poetry Month -- poets would be much better off if they learned to repackage their volumes of verse as self-help manuals.
April is National Poetry Month, yet despite the best efforts of poet laureates, poetry slammers and celebrity authors such as Jewel and Jimmy Carter, poetry remains, as it has for years, a tiny blip on the screen of American consciousness, less important to how we live today than patchouli, say, or lint.
A brief tour of your average Barnes and Noble will provide all the evidence we need of poetry’s obscurity. For while shelves and shelves are set aside for the “Chicken Soup for the Soul” series, or for books promoting the management of your anger, weight, money, sexuality, menopause, child, dog, etc., thousands of years of world poetry usually rate a couple of shelves stuck in a corner.
It’s a sad thing, and furthermore, it’s an unnecessary thing, because long before there were books guiding us through every hope and fear and quirk of human behavior, there were those who needed that guidance. So what did people do before “Chicken Soup for the Cro-Magnon Soul” was around? What do you think they did? They turned to poetry.
It was Rilke, after all, who wrote, “You must change your life.” Has any motivational speaker ever said it better? Poets are supposed to be creative people, so perhaps it’s time, when it comes to marketing the stuff, to get creative. Here are some of my suggestions.
Emote Those Pounds Away With Emily Dickinson
Emily Dickinson spent most of her life in an attic, writing poems. When she wasn’t writing, she was baking. Yet despite her sedentary lifestyle and diet heavy in sugar and fats, she kept her girlish figure all the way to the end. How did she do it? Simple! By remaining in a constant state of heightened emotion Emily made sure the pounds dropped off — and stayed off. Plus all that pencil-wielding gave her arms wonderful definition. Check out the never-before-seen photos of Emily in her camisole. Then, try her patented techniques to whip yourself into a state of ecstatic reverie, and soon you too will weigh “Zero at the bone.”
Do I Dare to Eat a Peach?: You Can Decide to Live a Better Life by T. S. Eliot
Does making even the smallest decision baffle you? Do you spend hours worrying about whether you should wear your trousers rolled — or unrolled? The inability to make up your mind can make your life a wasteland. Read successful banker T.S. Eliot’s inspiring story of his struggle with self-doubt and procrastination — and the method he used to become the man he is today. No need to lie there feeling as if you are somehow etherized upon a table — Eliot shows you how to live a fuller, richer life.
Don’t Just Get Mad. Get Really, Really Mad by Sylvia Plath
Do you have trouble expressing your anger? Do you find that people take advantage of you — because they can? Well, enough! It’s time to show the world who’s boss! Sylvia Plath, rage expert, will teach you how. Whether you need to confront that controlling parent or simply chop an onion, Plath’s “Fury Workout” will finally give you the power to teach everyone — and that includes your ex-husband! — you’re in control.
!!!Green!!!!! by Federico Garcma Lorca
!Ay, caramba! This poet from the land of bullfights and Antonio Banderas has some decorating ideas about the color of spring that will make you drop your glue gun. Doll yourself up with green hair and green flesh and stand on your green balcony. Then wait for the compliments that are sure to arrive. Once you’ve filled your life with the magic of green, you’ll be sure to cry out, “Green, how I want you green!” Olé!
Secrets of the Cockroach Whisperer by don marquis
Who knew cockroaches could be so smart? Spend a little time with journalist don marquis and his little friend “archy,” and the animal kingdom will never seem the same. Yes, once you’ve heard the wit and wisdom of archy as he has his say about bullfrogs, typewriters, François Villon, beer, suburbia, garbage cans, cats, free verse and reincarnation, you’ll never spring for a roach motel again — you’ll be making up a bed in the guest room.
Vegetable Love by Andrew Marvell
Vegetarianism — it’s the health craze that’s taking over America. Inexpensive, good for you and for Planet Earth, the vegetarian diet has many advantages. But the most important one? It can improve your sex life! Ask Andrew Marvell. Once a stodgy meat eater, he discovered that when he laid off the lamb chops and went for the apples, grapes and most of all “the curious peach” his love life became “marvell-ous” overnight! Try some of his simple and mouthwatering recipes, and your passion, too, will “grow vaster than empires.” Wow!
Frank O’Hara’s Guide to Better Urban Living
City life can be a barrel of laughs — or a dreary trudge. If you’re feeling that for you it’s the latter, don’t move to the suburbs yet. Pick up O’Hara’s guide to better living through drinking, cigarette smoking, name dropping, in joking, moviegoing, bookstore browsing, walking to work, flirting like crazy, making love and simply hanging around the house. With O’Hara’s visualization techniques, a trip to the dry cleaner will no longer be a dull chore but an adventure. Yes, like Nancy Sinatra’s boots, the streets of your city are made for walking. Slip O’Hara’s book in your pocket and get out there and have some fun! See how easy it is to transform your life through poetry?
Boost Your Self-Esteem With Walt Whitman
Self esteem — there’s nothing like it. It makes you feel better about yourself and helps you get things done. But sometimes, when the going gets rough, your self-esteem gets going. Don’t let it. Celebrate yourself! Walt Whitman will show you how. Soon you won’t only be singing yourself, you’ll be broadcasting yourself from every rooftop! The results are unbelievable!
Elizabeth Gold is a poet living in New York whose work has been published in Field, The Indiana Review, The Mid-American Review and other journals. More Elizabeth Gold.
When actors read poetry
A new app puts Dominic West, Ralph Fiennes and W.H. Auden in your pocket

Words That Burn, a poetry app, includes audio and video from the late writer Josephine Hart’s Poetry Hour at the British Library. Beginning in 2004, Hart devoted an evening each month to a poet or two, “introducing and setting their poems in the context of their life,” and staging readings of the work from actors like Dominic West, Harold Pinter and Elizabeth McGovern.
Continue Reading CloseGunter Grass was right
His controversial poem about Israel may have lacked elegance, but it was also a dire warning about war with Iran
Gunter Grass (Credit: Reuters/Susana Vera) With his controversial poem on Israel and Iran, Günter Grass has irritated, provoked and outraged people everywhere. As Germany’s greatest living writer and a Nobel laureate in literature, he has also raised a question both inconvenient and impolite. How can decent people support a preemptive war against Iran for moving ever closer to a limited nuclear capability and, at the same time, turn a blind eye to Israel’s extensive arsenal of existing atomic bombs?
Continue Reading CloseFormer BBC investigative journalist Steve Weissman is at work on a book, "Big Money: How Global Banks, Corporations, and Speculators Rule and How to Break Their Hold." More Steve Weissman.
Frank Browning reported for nearly 30 years for NPR on sex, science and farming. He is the author of, among other books, "A Queer Geography" and "Apples." More Frank Browning.
“The Complete Poems of Philip Larkin”: The sum of a great poet’s work
A new collection of Philip Larkin's poems assembles nearly every verse he ever wrote
There ought to be a law of literary thermodynamics describing the way text tends to provoke and inspire more text, like a rolling stone gathering moss. A great writer, or even a not-so-great one, produces his or her novels and poems and essays; then scholars publish his diaries and letters and notebooks; then critics add their analyses and deconstructions; then biographers set to work on the writer’s life. In the end, the original work seems like the mere nucleus of, or excuse for, a great textual organism, which ends up living its own life, indifferent to the desires of the person who inadvertently gave it birth.
“The Complete Poems of Philip Larkin” caps off a spectacular example of this process. When he died in 1985, at the age of 63, Larkin was famous and beloved on the strength of three short books of poems, which appeared at long intervals: “The Less Deceived” (1955), “The Whitsun Weddings” (1964), and “High Windows” (1974). The slimness of this body of work was partly responsible for its power. A garrulous poet, like W.H. Auden, suggests that the world is endlessly interesting, that many things deserve to be talked over. A costive one, like Larkin, suggests the opposite: that the world is a barren, difficult place, in which only the great and central questions are worthy of discussion.
Adam Kirsch is a writer living in New York. More Adam Kirsch.
Adrienne Rich: Moral compass
The late poet's work explored everything from feminism to the Vietnam War
Adrienne Rich (Credit: AP) Adrienne Rich was a major American poet, cultural critic, essayist and activist. Her six decades of verse and prose helped to change what was possible, both in the writing of poetry and in the work for social, economic and environmental justice that Rich herself came to see as inseparable from what she wrote. Nobody in the history of American writing had her combination of powers, and nobody gathered the same array of otherwise disparate admirers: She is both deeply, and widely, missed.
Rich’s first books, in the 1950s, established her formal skill; W. H. Auden selected her debut, “A Change of World,” for the Yale Younger Poets prize when Rich was still an undergraduate, and some of its deftly careful work remains widely taught. She came into her own, however, beginning with “Snapshots of a Daughter-in-Law” (1963), one of the first collections of poems by anyone to bring to light the contradictions, the challenges and the frustrations of life as a woman, a mother, an intellectual and an American artist in those years: Rich in that poem imagines earlier women writers, among them Emily Dickinson, “knowing themselves too well in one another:/ their gifts no pure fruition, but a thorn … iron-beaked and purposed as a bird,/ dusting everything on the whatnot every day of life.”
Continue Reading CloseIt’s time to Occupy Poetry
Merry pranksters call the Poetry Foundation elitist and beholden to Prozac cash. Are they right, or just annoying?
(Credit: YouTube) One evening this fall, two young activists walked through the bright, modern library of the new Poetry Foundation headquarters and marched up to the glass balcony. Some 30 attendees had gathered that evening in Chicago to hear a free poetry reading, and now many turned to view long, hand-painted banners unfurling from the second floor. With solemn fanfare, the two men, members of a small rebel alliance called the Croatoan Poetic Cell, had launched their latest defense of poetry — shortly before someone at the foundation called the police.
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